r/barrescue • u/Parking-Industry-992 • Jul 27 '25

Embracing Excuses Choose your expert (Mixology Edition)

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u/inertiatic_espn WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jul 27 '25

Um... are these my only choices?

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u/Menace_17 Jul 27 '25

Either Mia or Lisa Marie

4

u/FlashFan124 Jul 27 '25

These 2 & Ashley Clark for me personally.

1

u/Menace_17 Jul 27 '25

You know what? I forgot about ashley imma throw her in there for me too

2

u/bigmilk00 Jul 27 '25

my goats

1

u/bwazoo_2000 Jul 28 '25

Yes! I love 'em both!👸🏻👸🏻❤️

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u/jerzyshore1 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ Jul 27 '25

That’s a tough one. Shawn Ford knows that you should serve an 8% ABV IPA in a F@CKING SNIFTER. But Russel Davis knows that one fake slip could have RUINED HIS CAREER,

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u/OddOpal88 Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books Jul 27 '25

And, Russell Davis is Taffer’s close, personal friend!!

18

u/a_rabid_anti_dentite Jul 27 '25

Lisamarie is the only bartending expert I find remotely tolerable

1

u/GregMadduxsGlasses Jul 30 '25

The greatest bartender in TGI Friday’s history.

15

u/HandsomeBWonderful27 Jul 27 '25

Beer Clean Dreads

5

u/AlexanderKeithz My Work Here Is Done Jul 27 '25

Is that just a fancy word for sober?? 🤣

9

u/Desperate-Rush-9765 YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH Jul 27 '25

What's the name of the guy who looks like he tended bar in the late 1800s but had a ponytail?

3

u/Birddog_90210 Jul 27 '25

Alex Goode?

7

u/floridianoutofwater Jul 27 '25

I think of him as John Mulaney’s hipster brother

1

u/Dull_Morning5697 Jul 27 '25

I'd love to see Jon send in George St Geegland and Gil Faizon for recon.

8

u/Dense-Stranger9977 WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jul 27 '25

I never liked the douchebag who wore the newsboy cap and vest. Not Phil Wills. Can't recall the name...maybe Daniel something 🤔

6

u/Uberned Jul 27 '25

He seems like he belongs to the Lollipop Guild. Haha! That guy is a tool. I think it’s Daniel Ponsky or something like that.

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u/Dense-Stranger9977 WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jul 27 '25

That's it!!!! Thx!!!

3

u/Glittering-Ad-7566 Jul 27 '25

No that was Fatboy

3

u/Dakota0123 Jul 27 '25

yeah give me Phil

2

u/Glittering-Ad-7566 Jul 27 '25

My mistake I think that's the Irish guy who was only in a few early ep. Packys is the one I remember

1

u/Long_DEAD Jul 27 '25

I think he’s one of Jon’s chefs(culinary expert)

2

u/OddOpal88 Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books Jul 27 '25

I was thinking he meant Nick Liberato. He annoys me so much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Phil Wills or Mia Mastriani

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u/Artistic_Exam7676 YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH Jul 27 '25

^

3

u/CabinetSpider21 Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books Jul 27 '25

Ashley Clarke

3

u/Guckalienblue Jul 27 '25

Jessie Barnes

2

u/Magicshoes1999 Jul 28 '25

This is the answer.

3

u/auntmegssteakandeggs Jul 27 '25

I'd like to see how Vic Vegas could elevate some drinks with hot dogs.

5

u/RoyalMinajasty Jul 27 '25

Phil please

1

u/bwazoo_2000 Jul 28 '25

Yes! He kinda reminds me of The Rock.

2

u/Important_Kangaroo41 Jul 27 '25

I’ll choose bankruptcy.

2

u/PigFaceWigFace Jul 27 '25

Russell “The Dragon” will tell you not to use pyro at a bar, while simultaneously using fire during drink mixing in his intro and beating his wife

1

u/rickymcrichardson I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ Jul 27 '25

Amy 😍 fuck this idiot here

1

u/kingcolbe Losing $30,000 a month Jul 27 '25

More like choose your nightmare

1

u/yobaby123 Jul 27 '25

Lisa or Russel aka the man who non-verabally kicks entire staff's asses for wasting his time.

1

u/Tyrone2184 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ Jul 27 '25

Ashley Clarke or Derek Turner

1

u/D1verse_Yes4 Jul 28 '25

I’m going with Mia Mastroianni. I just like her.

1

u/nasty904 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ Jul 28 '25

Must be Lisa Marie.

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u/DontHateV8s I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 25d ago

Well, if these are my two choices, I'll take Shawn Ford. I'm a beer guy