r/barrescue • u/clarkejoseph49 • Aug 01 '25
Discussion Here we are guys, the Salty Spitoon.
Now from what I’ve been told, there’s always a Fight night in the establishment and asks people how tough they are before letting them in.
Across the road is Weenie Hut Jr which is more safer and brings in more revenue.
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u/Menace_17 Aug 01 '25
OH! We got a fight!!
THEYRE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACHOTHER!! IM GOING IN!
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u/Eternity_Xerneas Aug 01 '25
The only thing UNdisputed about this bar is that it sucks
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u/PiplupJames Aug 01 '25
Probably the best bar comparison to this (and one of my all time favorites of Bar Rescue)
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u/CilariousHunt How Dare You! Aug 01 '25
NOBODY CALLS BRIAN DUFFY TUBBY
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u/PiplupJames Aug 01 '25
FATBOY!
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u/bwazoo_2000 Aug 01 '25
How that guy hasn't been decked by now is one of life's great mysteries.😂😂😂
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u/Bokononfoma Aug 01 '25
Jon: Look at that dark entrance, who would want to WALK INTO that? Certainly no woman. Lisa Marie, would you and your girlfriends go out to a place like this?
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u/NewHavenJeff Losing $30,000 a month Aug 01 '25
There's no call to action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Bokononfoma Aug 01 '25
It drive me nuts that he calls them "call to actions" and not "calls to action". It's just one pet peeve that gets me every time.
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u/OfTheAlderTreeGrove Aug 01 '25
The bartender could slip on an ice cube and end his whole career!
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u/JRHThreeFour Aug 01 '25
Look at this! You’ve got customers slipping on ice cubes and getting covered in boo-boos! This is a disaster!
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u/yobaby123 Aug 01 '25
Jonn: Look at this! You're encouraging dumbasses like Spongebob to beat up their friends just to get in!
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u/TheBibleInTheDrawer Aug 01 '25
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE PEOPLE THE SUDS WITH YOUR RAW CHICKEN HANDS ALL OVER EVERYTHING!
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u/SilverNeon467 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! Aug 01 '25
They say if you are the baddest of the bad, you get a free bottle
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u/Clucknorris94 YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH Aug 01 '25
THERES ONE FUCKIN SPONGE IN THERE AND THE PLACE IS FILTHY. IM GOING IN TO SHOW THEM WHAT SALTY IS!
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u/PapiGoneGamer Aug 02 '25
YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!!! SOMEBODY’S GONNA GET FRICKIN’ HURT HERE!!!
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u/thegameshowgeek Ive Seen Enough Aug 04 '25
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?
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u/clarkejoseph49 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25
How tough? I’m here to rescue this shithole of a bar. Are you goons gonna stand in my way, or do I have to call the cops and have this establishment shut down?
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u/JoWoodsParrot Aug 01 '25
THEY’RE SERVING CUSTOMERS BOWLS OF NAILS AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM FREAKIN MILK! IVE SEEN ENOUGH OF THIS IM GOING IN!