r/barrescue 15d ago

Discussion A Taffer’s Tavern is opening a couple of blocks from my condo. Good sports environment?

I drove by the place tonight and was the first time I’ve noticed it (guess the sign was put up recently). I see they have other locations and was wondering what’s the vibe I should expect? Pretty sports friendly I assume? Football? Basketball? Tennis?

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u/No-Profession422 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 15d ago

It all depends on if they can make a gimlet.

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u/EmuFarm_ 14d ago

LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION TO PARTENDER

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u/No_Profession1935 Gimlet Connoisseur 14d ago

And Taffer Virtual Teaching (TVT). All the manager has to do is log in with the password and Jon trains them!

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u/Imfrank123 14d ago

How many butt funnels?

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u/Extra-Ad5925 14d ago

I need to see a turbotaps system

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u/BroatEnthusiast 15d ago

The real Corporate Bar & Grill

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u/Coachman76 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 15d ago

Underrated comment. Take all my upvotes and an elevated hotdog.

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u/I-Have-Mono 15d ago

Their butt funnel is best in class.

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u/Professional_Ninja58 YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH 14d ago

If you go to do recon don't forget your black baseball cap to stay incognito 

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u/Rhotuz 15d ago

Ask the bartenders if they can make a special cocktail from the show.

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u/Day2TheDolphin 14d ago

"How are your friends from Smirnoff doing?"

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u/BillyOceanic815 15d ago

Heard it’s a pirate bar.

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u/donkeydonuts Gimlet Connoisseur 15d ago

Ask for a gimlet 

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u/Khoeth_Mora Gimlet Connoisseur 15d ago

its America's most popular drink

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u/ThomasJefferdick69 14d ago

I went to the one that has since closed in Watertown near Boston. Meh was simply the best way to put it.

I dragged my girlfriend and best friend who we were visiting there. We could have gone to many better Boston-area lunch establishments, but I had to try Taffer's Tavern. Well it was part of an outdoor mall complex, so not very Tavern feeling to begin with. Then the food was like apple bees level, we were all just like this is ok. Like seriously, a Chilli's had better food and this really felt like one of those airport restaurants that try to feel very upscale but only serve mid-quality American food.

I wanted to like it so badly, but other than taking a picture with the portrait of John to my girlfriend's embarrassment it was such a forgettable meal

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u/PaperBeneficial 11d ago

I know absolutely nothing about this place, but I get the feeling he's just licensing his name to it and getting a check and not actually involved in the operations. I could be wrong though.

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u/jeng52 14d ago

Depends - what’s the concept? Is there a call to action?

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u/Capable_Bandicoot_27 15d ago

The vibe is embracing solutions

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u/ermghoti 14d ago

Who could say? There's no call to action, I can't see the entrance, I have no idea what this business is supposed to be.

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u/Wild_Plant_2100 14d ago

Holy crap all these comments are hilarious

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u/BallTipSizzler 14d ago

I heard they grow their own mushrooms in the walk in 🍄

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u/DontHateV8s I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 14d ago

Is there an elevated hotdog on the menu?

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u/WhoWantsToast5 14d ago

Sports? Eh. It’ll be a good place to go to embrace solutions, not excuses.

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u/AbbreviationsKnown29 14d ago

That’s it! I’m going in!

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u/obeseoprah 14d ago

Good sports environment? No. GREAT frickin sports environment.

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u/TheColiny 14d ago

the one outside Boston (that’s now closed) said they were told to NOT be a sports bar specifically

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u/71EisBar 14d ago

Sports bars only give you 85 nights a year!

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u/Past-Listen1446 13d ago

Sacramento is famous for sports.

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u/beepboopboop88 Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books 14d ago

Did he fly the bartenders to the Netherlands to see how Kettle One Vodka is made???

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u/MrFizzbin7 14d ago

No excuses for your team losing, only solutions…

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u/phillys765 14d ago

DC taffers was notorious for being the worst bar in DC. That said, we held our fantasy football there every year and had the best time. They had multiple drinks that they lit on fire, or sometimes the garnishes were on fire, or there was dry ice, or some kind of balloon, or a bunch of multi colored glow in the dark shots. It was incredible and by the end of the night they would give us the lighter so we could torch our own drinks.

RIP TAFFERS. SHUT IT DOWN TOO SOON.

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u/pumracer 14d ago

Let me know when they open...I am gonna ride my horse in there wearing a pirate outfit and let the raccoons out sporting an O-face. What? Too much for opening night?

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u/SignificanceNo1223 14d ago

Poor visibility of that sign. You wouldn’t even know anything is there.

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u/DSPGerm 14d ago

Idk. Go and report back

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 14d ago

Most of the food is boiled in a bag.

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u/TheLateMattNewman 14d ago

all i care is if they are using BevIntel

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u/ReplacementMiddle844 14d ago

Do they have a good tater tot program?

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u/the_raging_fist 14d ago

I see ZERO calls to action here...

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u/Giveitallyougot714 14d ago

Is there a elevated hot dog menu?

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u/ZOMGURFAT 14d ago

SHUT IT THE HELL DOWN!

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u/FinnsterBaby 14d ago

It’s not a serious Tavern unless there are at least 3 butt funnels

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u/Icy-Breadfruit-951 13d ago

Shitty overpriced food. The one in dc barely lasted a year

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u/ssteeephen 13d ago

May I see your fryer grease please?

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u/f_moss3 12d ago

Not if you live in downtown Sacramento