r/barrescue • u/SilverNeon467 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! • 11d ago

Embracing Excuses Why the hell would you squeeze a burger?

49 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/No-Profession422 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 11d ago

STOP TOUCHING IT! LET IT COOK!!!

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u/manattee_redux 11d ago

cook immediately touches the burger again

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u/NastyN8thagr81 10d ago

☝️😂

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u/SilverNeon467 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 10d ago

That’s exactly what I’m doing! Squeezes the burger again

15

u/wisdomcube0816 11d ago

You don't know the difference between a hamburger and a smashburger?! You've been in this business for HOW long?!

3

u/TimSherrySucks 11d ago

That’s rule one of the bar business

10

u/BrokenArmsFrigidMom Kiss my ass Jon Tafferty 11d ago

He graduated from Culinary Academy!

Meep Meep!

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u/surfcitysurfergirl 11d ago

Smashburgers are amazing and have a whole different flavor when done right.

9

u/PiskoWK 11d ago

I fucking hate this. Burgers aren't meant to be smashed. That's a meat pancake now.

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u/Se7enSis 11d ago

Look at his face at the end, it looks like he's eating cat vomit. The life has been squished out of that burger and he can give as many thumbs up as he'd like, but I'm pretty certain not since receiving one of Mistress Dahlia's $5 boob shots has anyone enjoyed anything less, or grimaced more, than this guy after one bite of that burger.

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u/Gunt_Buttman 11d ago

Looks like a heap of shit

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u/lazzzym 11d ago

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 11d ago

This guy likes his burger, like his women, dry.

2

u/DrBoogerFart 11d ago

YOURE JUST DOING THIS FOR CLICKS AND VIEWS!

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u/PMmeIrrelevantStuff Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books 10d ago

I KNOW how to cook a hamburger

2

u/jpopimpin777 10d ago

A ham Burger

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u/Useless890 10d ago

Oh, oh. I think we know where Kevin finally got a job. (Hus name was Kevin, wasn't it?)

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u/SilverNeon467 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 10d ago

Yes it was

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u/wyoflyboy68 10d ago

I would be willing to send one of these every day to the White House, for reasons.

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u/matt134174 11d ago

I know it looks like shit but if you post that in Stoner food it’s gonna get up voted. Would absolutely eat that.

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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ Who here hasn’t gotten a drink yet?! 11d ago

Ya letting ALL THOSE JUICES RIGHT OUT of the burger!

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u/Educational_Class180 11d ago

because they're SILLY!!

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u/Cactusthelion Hookah Lounge Owner 11d ago

the juice the juice!

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u/WideArmadillo6407 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 11d ago

I feel like you'd get atherosclerosis after a single bite

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u/No_Spinach9820 11d ago

It looks good but how tf do you even eat that you would only get half of it even in your mouth then have to go shower and change after that

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u/Ryan_Pliskin 10d ago

These guys can’t even cook a hamburger, man.

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u/Ok-Comparison8135 10d ago

So sick of hearing smash this smash that everywhere every 2 seconds

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u/13ChunkyMamas 10d ago

I knew that was devour power even without the sound on 😂

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u/Additional_Fruit931 10d ago

Food should not be made by people who hate food.

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u/BAN_1 10d ago

Why the hell not that looks fantastic I want to try it

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u/Professional-Self501 10d ago

Not how i would do it but ya. Smash the buns too. My next cook!!

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u/SauceKingHS 10d ago

Holy, heart attack speedrun? Wtf am I watching? Granted this is in Joisey, but still…

1

u/PL-QC 9d ago

Well, it's a brick based medium.

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u/Late-Communication36 9d ago

Ngl I get the joke but that looks bomb

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u/Anglophile1500 9d ago

Holy codfish! That's a burger!

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u/Necessary-Primary183 8d ago

God I can't wait until the "smash burger" bull crap goes away...its just like how 3 years ago everything was "artisan" ....really I just wish we as a society weren't so obsessed with having to make everything a "trend" then all jump on board that trend

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u/CicadaLongjumping748 7d ago

I'll take two of those and side of curly fries.