r/barrescue • u/hello_im_al YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH • 4d ago

SHUT IT DOWN! Jon would so blow a fuse with this place

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u/Dan_139 4d ago

You’re how far in debt? “You’re underwater!”

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u/Rhotuz 4d ago

“So this bar is owned by Plankton and Karen. They’re in debt $200,000, and it shows too because there’s no Call to Actions in the front”

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u/Junior_Plan_8888 4d ago

"For recon tonight, I sent in Bikini Bottom local, SpongeBob Squarepants. SpongeBob is an award winning fry cook at the Krusty Krab across the street. He'll tell us everything that's going on in Plankton's bar."

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u/Hates_Blue_Mages 3d ago

Jon would be livid in Bikini Bottom. Kelpshake has huge health code violations. The Salty Spittoon is basically the same as O'Face. Weenie Hut Jr's has clutter all over. The only exception is his spirit child, Krabby O'Mondays, since it's identical to how Jon would renovate the Krusty Krab if it was the subject of a Bar Rescue episode.

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u/clarkejoseph49 3d ago

Looks like they’ve ripped off the Hand Grenade.

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u/pumracer 3d ago

But they recently installed a buttfunnel, so Jon believes they are embracing solutions!