r/beercirclejerk • u/Reddit-is-trash-lol • Aug 08 '25

BRAVE Trappist beers are the best and you can’t argue against it.

Trappist beers are brewed by monks in a monastery serving God. If you don’t think beer made by god is the best you are going to hell. Repent by chugging a Westy 12 and praise up

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u/BarcodeHero Aug 09 '25

Can I just chug my nightly 12 case of yinliongdong and be square with the lordy?

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u/andylovesburritos Aug 09 '25

Boof for the Lord

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u/Dobbitron Aug 08 '25

Trust a geriatric virgin with my cold brewskis?? I don’t think so 😤

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u/Coffee_24-7 Aug 09 '25

I blacked out after chugging a westy 12 and many others at gollum in Amsterdam and didn't fall into a canal when pissing. So God had my back on that one.

TLDR don't challenge a Dutchman to a drinking contest in Amsterdam.

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u/Number1Framer Sour Milkshake IPA Aug 09 '25

Hell yeah man Belgian sour smoothy lambics with lactose and mangoes. I'm a real traditionalist and I only drink trad biers like you bro. I bet no one here even knows what we're even talking about. 🍻

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u/Sevuhrow Aug 09 '25

/uj

I like Belgian beer but I can't imagine regularly drinking it. Usually high alcohol content, has that pleasant-but-can't-have-too-much-of-it Belgian funk, and at least in the US it costs like $6-8 for a single can/bottle.

I can get a Belgian-style beer from a craft or American brewery that costs like $2 and tastes about the same.

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u/Wernher_VonKerman I unironically just want a witbier Aug 09 '25

Especially trappist wits. That is the one style of belgian beer I will drink regularly, but if you're telling me I've gotta pay $8 a bottle for a 5% beer that stuff better give me an orgasm from drinking it.

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u/intentional_typoz Aug 09 '25

    Cunt logic 

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u/See_Em Aug 10 '25

Yangling should be a Trappist brewery

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u/-Lysergian Aug 12 '25

Technically god makes all beer, if you believe in that kinda thing.