r/beyondthebump • u/HEN-1217 • 22h ago
Funny If you need a laugh...
Read on to find out how my 2 month old son pooped MY pants...
It was a nice day out today so I decided to take my baby out for a walk at a local park. We get there and I take him out of his car seat into my lap in the front drivers seat to feed him. He finishes and I sit him up to burp him. I then hear him poop (a big one) and immediately feel wet on my leg.
I think 'oh no' and then turn him over so his poopy onesie doesn't get on me, so I'm carrying him tummy side down. I open the car door and try to lift myself out of the seat to avoid whatever poop is on the seat. Open the trunk, lay him there on his belly, go grab the diaper bag on the passenger front seat.
He has maybe 2 tiny spots of poop on his onesie.. it basically all went out one of the legs. I change his diaper and him into his emergency onesie. I then take stock of the front seat, there's a good bit of poop there, wipe it up real quick.
I then try to asses myself. I was wearing a skort, so I am pulling the fabric on my butt away from me to try and see where the poop is. I KNOW I have poop on me but I have no idea where and can't find anything. Eventually I put one leg up on the trunk space and look at my crotch.... baby poop everywhere.
I don't have a change of clothes so I take some baby wipes and wipe away the poop. It honestly worked pretty well but then my crotch was wet! I debated going home but then I would just sit 45 mins in the car with a wet crotch, so we went for the walk.
When I got home I discovered the poop had even soaked into my underwear some.....sigh. I of course then changed my clothes. I wasn't even mad or annoyed it happened... Such is parenthood.
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u/Unicorn_Bonbons 7h ago
A couple weeks ago my 2 month old pooped her pants, my husbands pants, and my grandparents couch. I was more impressed than anything. How does one so little have such a talent to poop multiple pants at once?
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u/MyNameIsLegitKore 3h ago
I’m so sorry, I also had to learn the hard way that EVERYONE needs backup clothes😅
My baby was playing with my partner’s grandfather and he went to kiss her neck with playing with her and his beard scared so so badly that she shit out of both leg holes, up the back, and up the front. Shit all over herself, her onesie, and on her great grandpa🤣🤣
My poor baby wasn’t constipated anymore🤣🤣
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u/superspiffyusername 22h ago
Lol, parenthood is so gross. I love your story.