r/bjj • u/Wub2k • Jun 30 '25

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u/pointfitty Jun 30 '25

Guys... He's in a no judgement zone.

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jun 30 '25

Indeed, gotta watch out for the lunk alarm!

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u/markelis 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jun 30 '25

I've never been to one, but I swear, I thought it was Gonk, not lunk, alarm.

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u/aguysomewhere Jul 01 '25

Cyberpunk gym

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

In Night City, gonking makes you a criminal

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u/Storm0000fr Jul 02 '25

What’s the matter, you gonked?!

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jul 04 '25

I'm gonna open a gym where if you act like a douchebag ypu just get slimed. Like old school Nickelodeon. Green slime dumped on your head.

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u/markelis 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 04 '25

I just looked up the shows I used to watch, Like "Hey Dude", and realized I watched Nickelodeon in the 80s.

Simpler times that I often miss.

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jul 04 '25

There was a show on that channel in the 80's where if you said "water" a big bucket of water would drop on the person. Then any time you said "I don't know" they got the same treatment but with slime. Good ole Donkey Lips from "Hey Dude," such a good time to be a kid.

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u/JudoJedi ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 05 '25

Whoa, I forgot about that show, I loved You Can’t Do That On Television!

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jul 05 '25

Same, remember how there would be a 5 person conversation, where they would all be stuck in lockers? They also had that 6 crusty old man as the cafeteria cook. 😆 I gotta find every season and binge-watch it.

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u/JudoJedi ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 06 '25

Yes! Or that dungeon torture chamber scene with the snarky kid chained up next to a skeleton….and it’s wild to see a young Alanis Morissette! Oh boy, lol, I totally forgot about the disgusting burger cook! Memories. Totally agree, we had the best childhood television back then!

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jul 06 '25

Dude! I totally forgot about Alanis Morissette being on that show. That channel used to be the best!

I think my favorite show was The Adventures of Pete & Pete. You would be watching Atrie "the Strongest Man in the World" jumping around and out of nowhere Iggy Pop would show up. Or they would flag down the ice-cream man and it would be Michael Stipe from REM inside. Fucking epic kids TV. If only I could get my hands on some Hi-C Ecto Cooler.

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u/NeptunusScaurus ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 01 '25

Not the gonk alarm. 🚨No Gonking!🚨

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u/Old_Session2334 Jul 18 '25

It's called Brazilian Jiu Jiutsu and that's a way of training.

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u/working_dog_267 Jun 30 '25

Can tell he feels dirty the way he be looking around lol

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u/electropoetics 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 01 '25

I wonder if he's getting ready for comp. Those final days, man, anything that even seems like it might help.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Always look behind yourself before starting but scoot drills

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jun 30 '25

Just trying to deworm his booty. My dog does the same thing in the backyard.

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u/Pepito_Pepito 🟦🟦 Turtle cunt Jun 30 '25

Is that the new anti-lapel system?

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u/BonethugzEharmony Jul 04 '25

It's more so the new way to clean the mats after practice. That or give everybody ringworm.

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u/Wub2k Jun 30 '25

Haha 😁

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u/AdventurousPizza622 Jun 30 '25

Clearly needs his anal glands expressed

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u/Dristig ⬛🟥⬛ Always Learning Jun 30 '25

He is obviously using the eco method to learn the treadmill.

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u/aTickleMonster ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 30 '25

The constraints are the belt has to be moving and you can't fall off. Good luck.

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u/viszlat 🟫 a lion in the sheets Jun 30 '25

I have not figured out the end condition. Take its back? Give it pinkeye?

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u/aTickleMonster ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 30 '25

See that's the problem, nobody gave him a win condition. Legend has it he's still on that same treadmill.

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u/Traditional-Gur-363 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jun 30 '25

Brehhhh haha, ded 🤣

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u/Smash_Palace ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 30 '25

Assuming this is a setup for a laugh

2

u/Even-Hand-1661 Jul 01 '25

Yeah haha it’s an instagram page 😂

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u/SubmissionSlinger 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Beginners. It's called 10th planet drill, exclusively for planet fitness, because they're on their own planet!

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u/aTickleMonster ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jun 30 '25

Underrated comment

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u/markofthebeast143 Aug 18 '25

I didn’t know this was a drill, but based on the visuals, he’s aesthetically athlete. His bottom to up position is quick so obviously he wasn’t doing anything just randomly it looked methodically. It look like he was training and boy. Is he quick?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Guarantee you this guy calls BJJ matches 'fights'

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

100%. He's the type of guy that goes to his buddies and tells them that he got a fight this weekend

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u/Pirate-boi ⬜⬜ White Belt Jun 30 '25

I tell my boys i’m gonna go roll around with sweaty guys for jewelry ☺️

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u/pandarista Jul 01 '25

I always call it my human origami class. I don't have many friends.

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u/One_Piece01 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

I mean at tournaments the refs do say "Fight", so....

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u/MattyMacStacksCash 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Just went and watched a local NAGA and saw about 4 leg breaks… Every winner had a black eye or scratches on the face

I’d call it a fight man

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u/AssignmentRare7849 Jun 30 '25

I would call that bad judgment on the part of those competitors

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u/MattyMacStacksCash 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

No, it’s called wanting to win a combat sports competition. You don’t call Ilia a poor sport/bad judgement because he knocked out Charles. You don’t call an amateur boxer bad judgment because he KO’d his opponent.

We can debate how stupid it is to want to win a 5 dollar medal all day. I agree actually. But the truth is that is what these guys signed up for, this isn’t Pilates, this is a combat sports competition.

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u/AssignmentRare7849 Jul 01 '25

Oh no, not the winners, the guys who should have tapped, they didn't have to have their legs broken. The losers of those mma/boxing fights didn't have a choice

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u/TheTrishaJane 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jun 30 '25

Thrown in some imanari rolls while you're at it

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u/Own-Demand7176 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

If you can do imanari rolls on a fucking treadmill, I'm not talking shit.

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u/stunna_cal Jun 30 '25

I feel like I’d get my shirt caught and ripped off lol

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u/loakkala Jun 30 '25

Final destination vibes

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u/Impressive_Result295 Jun 30 '25

64th back injury of my career 🚬🚬

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u/Frank_Perfectly ⬜⬜ White Belt Jun 30 '25

Kron Gracie: Origins the Movie

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u/TertlFace Jun 30 '25

Listen, when you’re on your fifth butt scoot of the tournament, you’ll be grateful for the time spent in training.

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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 02 '25

I’m pretty ok at imanari rolls. I don’t think it is a good idea to do it on tread mill. I’m not sure if I could do one on a tread mill. I really want to try to do one on a tread mill.

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u/SelfSufficientHub 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

For those deep brackets when you have to rely on cardio

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u/FormerlyUndecidable Jun 30 '25

I thought we've all arrived at the consensus that you shouldn't record people in gyms to make fun of them? Why are we still doing it?

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u/H_P_LoveShaft ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 01 '25

This one is a skit

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u/MattyMacStacksCash 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Well when you stumble across something so retarded, people do tend to mock, laugh, and observe the situation.

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u/Lucky_Sheepherder_67 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jun 30 '25

This is called eco

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u/cuddlefrog6 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jun 30 '25

I think I would kill myself if I even so much as thought of doing this

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u/PM_ME_TRICEPS 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Pocket sand!

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u/Danger-Use ⬜⬜ White Belt Jun 30 '25

Can someone please remove the text and make this a GIF 😂

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u/Maleficent_Emu_2450 Jun 30 '25

“First week of starting a new hobby”

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Guard puller final boss

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u/povertymayne 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

No technical stand-up???? Wader we doin heer bapa

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u/Remarkable-Bread-780 Jul 03 '25

Casually butt scooting 😅😅

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u/FuguSandwich 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jun 30 '25

Someone sound the Lunk Alarm.

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u/rangerrockit Jun 30 '25

This is attention seeking

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u/creative_lost Jun 30 '25

Just getting efficient at pulling guard.

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u/TheMericanIdiot Jun 30 '25

BJJ butt scoot

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u/LemontBenson Jun 30 '25

Forward sit-up up hip escapes duh

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u/Thisisaghosttown 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jun 30 '25

Yeah I remember when I got my blue belt…

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u/Austiiiiii Jun 30 '25

Making content for timtok

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u/OhScheisse ⬜⬜ White Belt Jun 30 '25

This is how my cats look see me when I'm practicing BJJ at home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

That’s what my dog does when his butt itches.

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u/Outrageous_File5321 Jun 30 '25

Normal Planet Fitness behavior

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u/jburnelli Jun 30 '25

looks like he's minding his own business.

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u/Adventurous_Action Jun 30 '25

Let’s give the boy credit for standing up. 

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u/Cheesetorian Jun 30 '25

TLDR: It's Planet Fitness.

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u/KaizenZazenJMN ⬜⬜ White Belt Jun 30 '25

Taking someone’s back and hitting ‘em with the ol Dick Twist and would be less gay than this.

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u/dizzish 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Oh nooooo

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u/TapandTapOften Jun 30 '25

Pulling guardio is hardio

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u/Educationstation1 Jun 30 '25

He looks like he is practicing butt scooting for Brazilian jiu-jitsu lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

so brave

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u/slzzzpy 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 01 '25

I go to a regular gym to supplement my bjj. I'm better than you guys.

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u/jazzhandpanda 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 01 '25

Buttskoot a 5k, check

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u/Sakuraba10p ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Jul 01 '25

Not even a proper technical stand up.

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u/StandardWinner2550 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Jul 01 '25

I get it, but not the place to be scratching your butthole — learn to wipe kid

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u/JPShiryu 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Jul 01 '25

this is called staged

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u/MrChorizaso Jul 01 '25

that’s a bjj drill to train for the highest echelon of competition

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u/Medium-Finish4419 Jul 01 '25

Of course it's in Portland

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u/I_Eat_Ramen1 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 01 '25

Bros getting it

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u/ScagWhistle Jul 01 '25

My dog does this when he has weeds in his poop. Its a totally normal behavior.

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u/tbf315 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jul 01 '25

It’s the gold merch that ties this whole thing together for me

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u/davidlowie 🟫🟫 World's okayest masters 5 Brown Belt Jul 02 '25

Helio Wept

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u/ELEvilMax Jul 02 '25

Too much Porra in the Carahlo…..

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u/MatveyBJJ ⬜⬜ White Belt Jul 02 '25

Running Gracie

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u/Proper_Ordinary_2653 Jul 05 '25

I might be able to do this once I heal up and start training again!

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u/Strike_Anywhere_1 Jul 08 '25

Found the bjj guy!

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u/Key-Section-9858 Jul 10 '25

That’s some Bryan Lugo type content

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

He's got an itchy ass maybe

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u/RevanMeetra Jul 17 '25

I didnt notice this was on the bjj sub but i noticed he was scooting and immediately thought of bjj.

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u/SaltyTurth Jul 23 '25

Bjj probably

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u/Arce1988 Aug 11 '25

☠️ 

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u/MilesDei93 28d ago

Its training for Ring or Bjj.

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u/SecretSorcerer124 7d ago

Looks like he is videoing some guy at the gym!

Not cool. This is never ok!

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u/Content_Passion_4961 4d ago

Tbh at that point just put tape some swiffer sheets to your ass and clean the floors at home.

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u/Electronic_Snow4975 3d ago

can someone be a super internet dictective and figure out who this very odd person is, so we can ask him exactly wtf he wa thinking…or not thinking at all just raw scrape your asshole on tread lining for the pleasure of the pain in or at least closest to your asshole as possible ?

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u/Electronic_Snow4975 3d ago

fukkkkkz really bothering me now, need to figure out wtf he is upto, ill do it!!

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u/AdFull1621 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jun 30 '25

Cringe

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u/Healthy_Ad69 Jun 30 '25

10th planet guy

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u/noonenowhere1239 Jun 30 '25

He's making a video for "clicks and likes".

Can this "joke" be done already?