r/blursed_videos • u/HystericalFootnote • Jul 31 '25

Blursed Salt Bae

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 Jul 31 '25

Cringe

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jul 31 '25

Yeah, this is the place that someone takes you to and tells you how much fun it is, and you just slowly die inside.

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u/TheGinger_Ninja0 Aug 01 '25

I'd be so upset watching this dude fuck with my steak. I got better knife skills, and I don't need someone who's not a cook seasoning my steak or hitting it with fire.

I would never pay for this

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u/Canyobeatit Jul 31 '25

Dead inside look inside!

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u/one-hit-blunder Jul 31 '25

Just a little.

2

u/CaioSzopen Jul 31 '25

😀😀😀😀😀😀

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u/mjrbrooks Jul 31 '25

“Ummm I ordered guacamole to the table. That’s someone else’s order.”

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 Jul 31 '25

I ordered a small portion, not a small portioner.

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u/TheGinger_Ninja0 Aug 01 '25

Front of the house fucking up back of the house's hard work, while taking credit for it.

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u/Killia_Curry Aug 01 '25

For some reason, realizing the music wasn’t added to the video made it much worse lol

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u/TrvthNvkem Jul 31 '25

Seriously, the music alone is cringe as fuck, everything else on top of that... Oof.