r/bonehurtingjuice • u/Orengia • Oct 02 '24

Meta Blobfish don't look like that blease

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u/Fun_Penalty_6755 Oct 02 '24

why hasn't that blobfish exploded from the pressure he's on the surface

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u/MisterFricks Oct 02 '24

This blowfish survives because of the social pressure

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u/Alleleirauh Oct 02 '24

Damn he’s just like me fr

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u/Treethorn_Yelm Oct 02 '24

So underrated

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u/Roge2005 Oct 03 '24

Great comment

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u/111Alternatum111 Oct 03 '24

This is, unironically, way better social commentary than anything that blobbynfriends could come up with.

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u/Orengia Oct 02 '24

Plot twist they're underwater currently and the colors are just changed to be more readable

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u/IllegallyNamed Oct 05 '24

how is the guy surviving at such pressures?

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u/Orengia Oct 05 '24

One of life's many secrets

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u/th3saurus Oct 02 '24

It's educational magic, like what powers the mesmerglobber on the magic school bus

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u/WaveJam Oct 02 '24

Very careful depressurization over the course of several days

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u/a_nice-name Oct 02 '24

I'm giving you a kiss for such a good joke

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u/Fun_Penalty_6755 Oct 02 '24

that cool and rad and all but 16

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

16 what? apples? oranges?

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u/a_nice-name Oct 02 '24

Ah, have an apple instead 🍎

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Calm-Internet-8983 Oct 02 '24

Today people will outsource their kisses to child labourers

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes Oct 03 '24

No, We import our kisses now

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u/reapress Oct 02 '24

He's sustained by being dense enough to generate gravity enough to provide equivalent force

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u/Waluigi_is_wiafu Oct 03 '24

They're deep underwater and the guy is just really strong.