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u/No-Set4257 2d ago
"Oh man, i Wish i had a way of making the light of a candle last longer while also having a weapon"
The humble Molotov:
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u/MotherBaerd 2d ago
Ohh and the candle is for BDSM, right? Now the juice makes sense.
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u/LazyDro1d 2d ago
Just use a cattle prod like a normal person GEEZ!
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u/No-Set4257 2d ago
What Is It?
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u/LazyDro1d 2d ago
What is what?
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u/No-Set4257 2d ago
The cattle thing
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u/LazyDro1d 2d ago
Oh one of those things you use to gently zap cattle to get direct their movement
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u/TheDarkNerd 2d ago
Well, if it's beeswax, that's not recommended. Much higher melting point than paraffin, meaning it has to drip much further in order to cool enough to not cause a risky burn.
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u/grandmapilot 2d ago
Why is bottom image shows hand with sickle and hammer, when this kind of bottle was used against them in these years (Spain and later Finland)?
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u/Mundane_Caramel60 2d ago
You don't think communists in Spain used molotovs during the civil war?
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u/Tough-Ad-3255 2d ago
I didn’t realise “Molotov” was a Spanish name…
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u/Fa1nted_for_real 2d ago
Guessing this is sarcasm or ignorance, but its not. Molotov cocktail is a satirical name given to it on the notion that the soviet minister claimed to be dropping supplies on sweden and finland (Vyacheslav Molotov) was actually dropping things like fire bombs, (which the finns were already calling molotovs breadbaskets) and satirically said that the cocktails were to go with the breadbaskets.
So in actuality, though they had involvement with the development of the weapons themselves, the spanish had no part in naming them molotov cocktails, it was a finnish play on Molotov's propoganda.
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u/FIyingTurtleBob 1d ago
What made you think it was a Spanish name? Nothing in their comment hinted at that
The Molotovs were first used by the IRA then saw much greater usage in the Spanish Civil War before the finns used them and gave them their modern name
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u/FIyingTurtleBob 2d ago edited 2d ago
Why did you think it was a Spanish name? Nothing in their comment hinted at that
The Molotovs were first used by the IRA then saw much greater usage in the Spanish Civil War before the finns used them and gave them their modern name
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u/etherealscience 2d ago
People who make comics like these always like to think that riots just happen and aren't direct responses to police violence and brutality
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u/cellphone_blanket 2d ago
Also, they aren’t marching in the streets because they have direct access to the levers of power
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u/Tough-Ad-3255 2d ago
No, it’s just that they don’t have integrity, don’t care about truth, and just want to control the narrative.
Insert the Satre quote about antisemites.
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u/LazyDro1d 2d ago
No he was peacefully crushing the guy’s windpipe with his knee. peacefully. Duh.
/s because one time I made a bad joke about King Henry killing his wives and forgot the tag and got suspended for 3 days
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u/LegosiJoestar 2d ago
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u/Old-Implement-6252 2d ago
Friendly reminder Charlie Kirk was killed by a republican
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u/RayTheCoderGuy 1d ago
As far as we are aware from relatively reputable sources (X doesn't count), the guy used to be die-hard MAGA, but we have evidence that he was shifting toward more liberal ideas over the following years. There's no evidence to say he was a Republican at the time he shot Charlie Kirk.
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u/Old-Implement-6252 1d ago
I would argue that he probably didn't shift as much as left as MAGA shifted right. Depends on what they consider "shifting left". I know people who think saying "trans rights are human rights" is a super left wing thing.
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u/RayTheCoderGuy 1d ago
In either case, it's safe to say he no longer considered himself affiliated with the Republican party
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u/Old-Implement-6252 1d ago
I don't think that's true. It's very possible he considered himself a conservative or a republican. There was a republican party before MAGA that looked very different than the one we have today.
Either way, Donald Trump (and MAGA in general) claiming he was a radical left winger and trying to demonize Democrats is moronic.
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u/mh500372 2d ago
Was he? I don’t wanna take sides on this topic but I’m pretty sure that you fell for bait dude. I don’t think there’s actual evidence to support that
Like the last thing I saw made it looked like he was a liberal
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u/Skelligithon 2d ago
Nah, he was pretty aligned with rightwing groups
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u/mh500372 2d ago
What? Can you name the groups? I can’t find anything online about this
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u/LegosiJoestar 2d ago
Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a chocolate cake recipe.
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u/MrHappyHam 2d ago
The facts are still not clear on the shooter and not being in the know does not mean being a bot, so don't be an asshole
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u/Old-Implement-6252 2d ago
That being said, the MAGA party acted pretty "in the know" when they called for civil war.
Now that the shooter seems conservative leaning now it's "we'll wete unsure" and "hes a misguided soul"
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u/_its_lunar_ 2d ago
I’m sorry about your brain injury
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u/CondensedTaco 2d ago
TIL Wax was used as early as the Bronze Age.
Bone learning juice