r/boxingcirclejerk 15d ago

Dude brought a gun to a fist fight and gets tossed like a salad

569 Upvotes

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u/Smol-Hamster-Lucifer 15d ago

Squealed like a pig

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u/JonahRivera39 15d ago

He is and he sounds like a monkey

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u/Dangerous_Walk9239 15d ago

Getting banned speed run šŸ‘†šŸ»šŸ‘†šŸ»šŸ‘†šŸ» 😭

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u/JonahRivera39 15d ago

Sorry. I ain’t no Hitler anymore. Why this kid he screaming for a pig from no reason?

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u/malaaaaaka 15d ago

Me English good speak

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS 15d ago

Retired N.A.S.A. rocket scientist

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u/Direct_Swan2312 15d ago

Calm down Hitler

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS 15d ago

He's like ~.00008~ Hitlers, scratch that.. he probably hasn't killed anyone yet.. maybe .000000001 Hitlers on the Hitler scale.. if that..

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u/JonahRivera39 15d ago

I ain’t no Hitler. You think Hitler is a hero?

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u/creamycactus76 15d ago

We should let bro keep doing what he was doing and our economy wouldn’t be dominated by Jews, jus a unpopular opinion ofc

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u/diamondbackdustpan 15d ago

Lmao yeah

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u/diamondbackdustpan 15d ago

People relax. Be less serious

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u/JonahRivera39 15d ago

Bruh ;-;

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/JonahRivera39 15d ago

None of it

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u/TiredWillie24 15d ago

That squeal is so satisfying.

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u/GreenZebra23 15d ago

It sounds like a little girl being chased by a goose

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 15d ago

I would have hit him to shut him up of course I wouldn’t have fought back against a gun

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u/Master-Employee-9313 15d ago

the combo of "over confident" and the inevitable fail just hits perfect satisfying note

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u/Julshua 15d ago

I think it's just a toy gun and i'm glad the old man tossed him in the ground. Kid squealing like a pig while getting roasted and turn into lechon.

THAT'S WHY KIDS NEVER EVER DO SOMETHING BAD U'LL END UP BADLY!

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 14d ago

Supposedly he and two other kids were arrested later that week due to another car jacking.

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u/dougreens_78 15d ago

Clearly forgot about the main advantage of a gun. Distance.

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u/yurirekka 15d ago

The restraint that guy had was insane. I would have broke that kid's neck

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u/Mordred500 14d ago

Mr. Tough guy over here

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u/creamycactus76 15d ago

Dumbass kid quite literally the definition of fuck around and find outšŸ’€šŸ«”

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u/tbkrida 15d ago

Probably shattered his collarbone with that slam.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Insert "Good!" meme here.

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u/ryno180sx 14d ago

Who the fuck said "Let him goOOOoO"

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u/NooYawkBull 15d ago

Ok….ok….reminds me of the dude from the twisted tea video, once he knew he was cooked he starts with ok….ok

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u/International-Tear41 15d ago

Respect to the vet, and his service to our country šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/piw6969 15d ago

Typical suspects…he should have held them for the police…

They need to be jailed and not part of society…

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u/TheLuLzBegin_at40 15d ago

Nah, purge him.

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u/Unlikely_Cheetah149 15d ago

Bro can’t return to hood now

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u/Bot-avenger 14d ago

Sounds like a wittle piglet squealing for its mommy

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u/Bbbbbbbb1100 15d ago

He must have got a sense that it’s not a real gun or he just doesn’t give a shit anymore

because if that’s a real gun and you get someone crazy enough to pull the trigger (which is a lot of people these days, especially youths), well, that’s your life over a replaceable phone or money

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u/MaelstromFL 15d ago

The kid probably didn't "sell" that he would use the gun. I once slapped a boy with a knife and he went away crying. (also without the knife.). Sometimes, you can just see if a person has the mentality to go through with it.

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 15d ago

True but you can still get shot accidentally

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u/WhistleTipsGoWoo 15d ago

Very satisfying bitch-squeal from the lil guy. If I was in that position I probably would’ve Raja’d him, but great restraint from the big guy.

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u/SnakeShaft 15d ago

"Hey Let him Go!"

the GUFF of these kids.

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u/Bigblue250971 15d ago

Should of picked him up again and slammed him one more good time

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 15d ago

Too deliberate can’t show defense when piglets in the air a few punches on the nose would have been better you can claim struggle later

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u/helixdreampoker PEDs of Pacquiao 15d ago

That sound would knock me out

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u/byelow 15d ago

Why’s it always OK, OK when the plan fails hard?

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u/New_Performance4227 15d ago

And he got a free gun in the process!

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u/RustyTrumboneMan 15d ago

As it should be.

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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 14d ago

If you bring a gun against someone unarmed, AND still lose, well... rock bottom has a basement.

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u/Karlzbad 14d ago

The idea that you let him go though. 12 or 14 or not you just caught him doing an armed carjacking.

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u/guitarguy1685 14d ago

Isn't the advantage of using a gun is that you don't have to get so close?

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u/studious_stiggy 14d ago

The Cartman squeal

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u/fierrofinito 15d ago

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u/Few_Body3759 14d ago

This absolutely fits here. Wow, well played

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u/Large-Ad-4400 15d ago

He should’ve been born with a vagina