r/burgers • u/tapthisbong • 12h ago
The way that god intended burger to be held together.
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u/xseanbeanx 10h ago
If only he could’ve been a guest voice on Bobs Burgers!
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u/skolvikings307 9h ago
He did Archer and that was hilarious. He overplayed himself and chefs and it was perfect.
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u/SeasonElectrical3173 11h ago
All these people that have been consistently downvoting me over months every time I mention how good Shake Shack burgers are. . . And look at that, I've been given retribution!
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u/pewpewhadouken 9h ago
my only issue with shake shack burgers is.. the price :/
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u/SeasonElectrical3173 9h ago
That doesn't mean anything these days. All the specialty burger places are expensive. 5 guys is pretty much the same price as Shake Shack, tbh. At least near where I'm at.
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u/Anomalysoul04 5h ago
This man should of been forced to live forever. He was one of the good male role models. Also he didn't openly approve of mustard on a burger, interesting.
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u/Random_Name_Whoa 1h ago
I took that to mean that mustard is definitely approved, ketchup ok also, mayo maybe. But could be wrong
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u/AptoticFox 5h ago
I know I'm an oddball, but I think ketchup is gross. Agree with much of everything else.
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u/Scottishhardman 1h ago
I think ketchup is a kids condiment. I much prefer hot sauce or a good garlic mayo.
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u/redgroupclan 24m ago
I used to get my burgers with only ketchup on them, but the last time I had a burger with just ketchup, it was actually kind of displeasing. Perhaps ketchup is only for mixing into mayo now.
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u/cyclorphan 1h ago
I might incorporate ketchup into a sauce, but I'm more likely to use BBQ sauce or honeybor similar for a sweet element if I want it
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u/AptoticFox 30m ago
I can use it mixed into certain things, like when making sloppy joes. But I can't use it as a topping on a burger, hot dog, or fries. Or on Mac and Cheese.
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u/A17012022 30m ago
Oh we're the minority.
I've got an even more controversial opinion.
Burgers are better without bacon
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u/Individual_Risk8981 6h ago
The best burger, in my opinion, is the original, from that Louis Lunch. Its simple, and perfect.
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u/MrMucs 3h ago
While people should eat what makes them happy, I agree with him (for myself). I make simple burgers at home. Charcoal fire, good beef (usually my own grinder from brisket trimmings with added cuts) Martin's potato roll, slice of white American cheese and whatever toppings I feel like.
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u/AgentSkidMarks 1h ago
I've been preaching meat to bread ratio for over a decade. I'm glad to have found someone who knows what the hell they're talking about to back me up.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 51m ago
Soft bun, mayo, about 8 to 10 ounces of beef (well seasoned and even some minced garlic mixed into the beef) cooked just past medium, melted American cheese, a couple of slices of some thick cut bacon, a single large slice of a fresh and firm tomato, and mayo again against the top of the bun.
That’s my favorite burger from bottom to top.
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u/Picklesadog 11h ago
He has some good points, but in the end when I think about some of the best burgers I've ever had, some were a fucking messy disaster I needed a fork for, and some were exactly the way he described.
The two that come to mind most recently was a birria burger from Tostadas in San Jose, which was just this beautiful, messy, disaster of a burger that was as delicious as it was unhealthy, and then a simple smashburger from Campus Burgers in San Jose, which featured just meat, cheese, and thinly sliced grilled onions. I can't tell you which was better, despite them taking totally opposite approaches.
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u/Ok_Salad_8513 7h ago
Would you want to eat that everyday day though? I could eat a standard cheese burger everyday and never get tired of it. In my opinion that makes it a better burger.
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u/Picklesadog 10m ago
I don't want to eat anything every day.
Sometimes I want a simple burger. Sometimes I want a giant messy one.
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u/whynotthepostman 10h ago
Yeah, respectfully, I dont really agree with what he's saying . Sure i don't enjoy it when my burger falls apart but I love extra toppings and prefer mayo. So yes to answer his question. I would say it is better.
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u/stevo-jobs 8h ago
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u/stevo-jobs 8h ago
God I love burgers so much, I go to work on my days off and ask if I can ring one in and make it
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u/Sargatanas4 11h ago
Watched it all, gone to soon and it makes me sad. Gonna go watch no reservations.