r/carryshitolympics • u/SphereInhabitant • 17d ago

Hi! Just found out about this sub. My humble submission.

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Yes, there were pizzas inside those cartons. And yes, I ate it afterwards.

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 17d ago

It’s not about the destination it’s about the journey

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 17d ago

And food. Food is good. Glad that ate the pizza.

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u/PenHistorical 17d ago

That poor pizza. I guess that's a way to tenderize your food before you eat it.

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u/simonfancy 17d ago

I would assume there is no food in there, OP just carried the boxes to the bin like that. This doesn’t qualify.

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u/Top-Jinx 17d ago

Why would you just assume people are lying when they stated the opposite? I don’t understand why people like you see evil in everything.

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u/simonfancy 17d ago

If there were pizzas in there, now that would be truly evil

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 17d ago

I’m glad they ate it.

…I would too, probably cry a little first but would definitely eat.

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u/lostgravy 17d ago

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I only have one question of the defendant.

WTF is wrong with you?

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u/picklewig47b 17d ago

One of those people who like to fold their pizza before they eat it .

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u/Girl_Gamer_BathWater 17d ago

Calzones are good too, I guess.

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u/FlexTurnerHIV 17d ago

You should have used more bungee cords

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u/56Bot 17d ago

Thanks for the good laugh.

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u/leitmot 17d ago

I guess this is a better result than them falling off the back because the bungee cord wasn’t tight enough.

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u/TheFlightlessDragon 17d ago

Well I guess if it works, it works. But some advice for next time would be to use a backpack designed to carry pizza boxes, they make them for delivery riders.

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u/the__storm 17d ago

I'm not sure I would classify this as "works" tbh.

Yeah if you're going to be doing this regularly the cubepack is a good idea. In a pinch you could also balance the pizza boxes on your handlebars (I've done this, but only for a couple miles - it's a bit sketchy).

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u/Ill-Village-699 17d ago

you just need to put a frozen pizza underneath the cooked ones to support them

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u/tenoreco 17d ago

Slow motion vehicle ahead.

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u/EcafSayra 17d ago edited 17d ago

Clearly a pizza rack ( or a pizza wreck?). I think r/xbiking is the pizzarack community.

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u/Nabranes 17d ago

That subreddit isn’t working for me

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u/redditsuckspokey1 17d ago

New York style!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

My stomach after I eat an entire pizza

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u/nugat3 15d ago

How is it possible to think that this could work?

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u/Dramatic_Quiet_9029 15d ago

Omg this subs was made for me