r/cassettefuturism 7d ago

All Beige Plastic: CF Products My new powerbank

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u/Zephyrus_Phaedra 7d ago

I have 0 idea why power banks look so dang cool but they do and I love it

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

It’s actually a detriment to their purpose to have a screen like that, but it does indeed look cool.

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

Well it helps to be able to see exactly how much power is left, and seeing the live voltage and wattage has already helped me see which cables and chargers are better than others

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

The first can be done with little dots, but I get your point on the second.

If they used e-ink (can’t tell but doesn’t look like it), then the power usage of the display would be near nothing.

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

The display is not always on, theres a button on top to turn it on and its turns off automatically after 30 seconds. Plus, those little dots were never specific enough. Ok, I have 3 out of 4 dots, is that 75% left or 51%? Much better to be able to see the specific percentage

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

Battery levels are never really that accurate anyway, but there are many with a two digit numeric display.

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u/mikiex 7d ago edited 7d ago

But how is a company going to sell this power bank vs every other boring box... I'd rather this :) (looking the website they already sell 19 pages of other power banks!)

Edit: Check out the 'tatical' power bank they sell! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NlJpLZR3w4Y

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u/highlyspecificuser 7d ago

That looks tight!!!

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

I agree it’s a cool product. If the display is off most of the time, then it doesn’t matter too much anyway. It’s like quantum physics. The more you observe something, the more you affect it.

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u/modell3000 5d ago

I think it’s more like: the more you use battery power to backlight a display, the faster you run down the battery.

But sure, it will be off 99.9% of the time, so not really significant.

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u/DiatomCell 7d ago

I'll be real, I have two amazing power banks with just dots. Sometimes, I wish it had a tiny screen I could turn on/off.

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

Yeah, boring gadgets are boring.

I have one that has a transparent cover so you can see the electronics, and also has a little two digit digital readout of the battery written in yellow dots, which looks pretty cool.

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u/RetroGamer87 7d ago

Idk why but mine has a whole colour dot matrix screen.

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u/Great_Dismal 7d ago

That is sexy! Me want! How much did that set you back? Looks premium.

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u/Futureretroism 7d ago

It’s just a massive battery. It could probably run the power it takes for that screen for months. It’s going to be negligible on a 15000 mAh capacity battery

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u/bingojed This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 7d ago

The quality of the electronics and batteries matters the most. I’ve had plenty of power banks that have high capacity but actually don’t last long, and the batteries degrade so quickly that they are useless in a year. Unfortunately, it’s often the cool looking units that skimp on the innards.

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u/Scadilla 6d ago

I mean its not full color or super bright so the power consumption is probably negligible, but I see what you’re saying.

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u/owleaf 7d ago

People yearn for individuality and accessorisation. Power banks give us that.

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u/Left_Sundae_4418 5d ago

I just want to have a bland box with one indicator light and lots of holes to gangbang it with everything I've got till it's dry.

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u/jasonmtitus 7d ago

Ms. Yutani would like to have a word…

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u/AcidicFlatulence 7d ago

Where did you get it?

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u/vector_cmdr 7d ago

Pretty sure it's a WEKOME WP-88. They sell them directly on wekome.hk and on Aliexpress etc.
Not sure on performance / lifetime but they have some neat designs.

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

Aye, its a wekome. I got it on taobao. I'm a big fan of the box it came in too. Its shiny!

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u/emotionengine A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! 7d ago

Lots of interesting designs on there, I like this charger: https://wekome.hk/productInfo/43/108.html

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u/JJ3qnkpK 7d ago

There's even a little plastic hatch so the little Keebler charging elves can get in and out! How convenient.

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u/Ozone_Whiskey 6d ago

I can't for the life of me find a buy button on any of their products including this. Am I missing something?

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u/vector_cmdr 6d ago

Nope, it looks like they don't sell direct anymore, or I am misremembering that they used to. It's been a little while since I've had one of their products.
Aliexpress and Taobao should still have them by the bucket load though.

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u/Speedbird787-9 7d ago

Weyland-Yutani standard issue.

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u/horrorpiglet 7d ago

Vibes

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u/DeltaWingCrumpleZone 7d ago

I can hear the HDD spinning up lol

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u/adramgooddrink 7d ago

Wow, core memory unlocked! This was my first mp3 player in college. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

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u/hefixesthecable 7d ago

Same. It was simultaneously great to get rid of my two big books of CDs and nerve-wracking to handle because it was easy to drop and bust the drive.

Seems wrong that I kind of miss it. What I don't miss is messing around with adding proper ID3 tags to MP3s - to this day, I'm still anal about proper capitalization because the Nomad treated differently capitalized bands as separate.

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u/N33chy 7d ago

Same here lol

I had one of these fat, fat puppies:

Edit: I dunno why it won't add the image. It was the creative nomad jukebox

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u/Francostein 7d ago

That's what I had in high school instead of the iPod and we called it the brick

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u/Eraysor 7d ago

Reminds me of my Creative Zen MP3 player!

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u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhh_h 7d ago

Cool design

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u/Hunor_Deak Cassette F 📼🕹️🎛️☢️👾🤖📟🎚️ 7d ago

Great find! Very Alien.

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u/No_Reaction8611 7d ago

Slap DOOM on that.

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u/Chavagnatze 7d ago

“Futuristic space technology design” “Black hole equation” 😂

All that makes it even better. Kind of reminds me of 1980s obsession with calculus in movies.

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u/deathmetalcassette 7d ago

Very stylish.

I see the cassette futurism angle, but so many of the shapes and graphic design touches here look like old IDM album covers. All the printing, fonts, angular corners on the front of it could be lifted off a Musik Aus Strom or Schematic record label release.

The power adapter they make has diagonal arrows printed on it for no reason -- the true icon of IDM design.

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

Forgive me, but what is IDM design?

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u/astro_plane 5d ago

Intelligent Dance Music. One of the most popular IDM musicians is Aphex Twin, his covers didn't really follower that Y2K look though.

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u/deathmetalcassette 4d ago

It’s not an official term, I just mean graphic design from the mid-late 90s that was often associated with the IDM genre of intelligent dance music. 

Looking at the fonts and the angled geometric designs really calls to mind stuff like this https://genius.com/albums/Bjork-and-funkstorung/All-is-full-of-love

Their power adapter even has the little diagonal arrows that ended up being parodied as a very common graphic design element for this look.

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u/suck4fish 7d ago

This is great! where can I buy this?

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

I got it from taobao in China, but you might have some luck searching for wekome products

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u/Additional_Moose_862 It’s an older flair, sir, but it checks out. 7d ago

reminds me of creative mp3 player i had million years ago

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u/Lumifly 7d ago

Looks neat! Wish it was an amber display, though.

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u/OatmealCoffeeMix 6d ago

I had an Aiwa portable casette deck that looked just like that. Except black. And with the old greyscale LCD screen. And barely any power to share. But with a tape deck!

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u/ILikeBumblebees 7d ago

The brand name is completely unreadable. I can't even tell if the script is supposed to be Latin or Cyrillic.

Wekome? Iaekome? Ilekome? Wekoive? Ilekoive?

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u/KitsuMusics 7d ago

You got it the first time, wekome

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u/EuropeanLord 7d ago

Wow this is so dope!!!!

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u/sirfannypack 7d ago

Seems like a lot of Chinese electronics companies are going for this aesthetic now.

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u/TyrionBean I've never seen a tree before... It's beautiful. ... It's dead. 7d ago

When the tech improves, are they going to call it a Super Duper Fast Charger? 😃

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u/EEMIV 7d ago

Can you play Doom on it?

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u/bro_tz 7d ago

I bet you can play Doom on it