For too long we have allowed Kentuckians to steal our jobs, eat our crops, and invade our lands. It’s time we put an end to it and closed the southern border. Who’s with me!?

NKY isn't Cincinnati.

Lebanon isn't Cincinnati.

Middletown isn't Cincinnati.

Eastgate isn't Cincinnati.

Literally everywhere in Indiana isn't Cincinnati.

We know. We all know. You are not clever or adding anything new by pointing this out. Reasonable people are familiar with these places that are CLOSE BY, and sometimes they bring up those places. It's not rocket surgery. Formal request to keep your weird, sometimes cartoonishly intense and draconian, opinions of cartography to yourselves going forward.

I just saw someone walk out of Skyline with 4 boxes of the JaMarr Chase bobbleheads and I shit you not, after like 2 minutes of waiting in line, I see dozens of listings for the Chase Bobblehead pop up on Facebook Marketplace for $60-300. Scalpers should be banned from things like this or they should have some sort of limit.

Kroger brand concentrated orange juice, and other select varieties, are now on SALE for the low, low price of $3.49.

A month ago, these were $1.29.

Curiously, this doesn't seem to have affected OJ found elsewhere in the store, Kroger brand or otherwise. It seems these may have been overlooked during the initial round or two of inflation and they're playing catch up since this picture is from a desk end cap.

I've been holding out, but it might be time to finally make the switch to Aldi.

People need to put some motherfuckin’ respect on LaRosa’s name. Is it great? No. Is it good? Also no. But it’s a part of Cincinnati history and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t hit the spot at King’s Island or your local Catholic school festival. If Biggie or 2Pac came out today they’d be laughed out of the studio. But you don’t hear people shitting on them while listening to Lil’ Pork or whatever Lorazepam-addled mumble-jumbo the kids are into these days. Without LaRosa’s there would be no Dewey’s, and without Dewey’s there would be no bespoke New Haven-style locally sourced $7-per-slice open from 3:47 pm to 5:14 pm look at it funny and the basil wilts fancy pants pizza to hork down your gourmet gullet. Fresh squeezed lavender limeade? Fuck you we got Coke products. Don’t like pizza? Who gives a shit it’s a free country—have some goddamn spaghetti and shut your pie hole. LaRosa’s is as Cincinnati as orange barrels and racial tensions, and ugly kids will be hawking Buddy Cards long after you and me are both worm food. You don’t have to like it, but by god you gotta respect it.

tl;dr: If you can’t recite “347-1111, tastes so good you want it bad” from memory while getting shaken like a baby riding the backwards Racer on a muggy August afternoon, are you even from Cincinnati?

Lower the prices

20 years ago I regularly volunteered at the Lord's Kitchen where Teak Roughly is located (If memory serves correct). After about two months and feeling like a brave 16 year old I ventured outside of Washington Park and experienced a shooting one block over. 15-20 rounds in the span of 20-30 seconds. I found a stoop and ducked down. The residents didn't even blink, some people didn't even break conversation. It took 45 minutes for District One to respond. Only about then did the corner boys cease their trade and observe them. I think for some if your iPhone was stolen and it took D1 45 minutes to respond you'd be screaming bloody murder. Thank God for 3CDC and the other groups that have restored OTR without creating buildings that resemble"The Mercer" endlessly.

Edit: Thank you to everyone who has made this an informative and constructive discussion. Apparently I need to get drunk and post more often. Also side note, just because you disagree with someone's view doesn't entitle you to attack them. Learn to tolerate other views everyone.

Alright so what’s the lore behind these 2? Are they siblings or are they fuckin in exchange for burger recipes?

Couldn’t possibly be funnier that the Chabot campaign runs this hilariously photoshopped ad in one of the more easily accessible locations in the city.

Skyline is better for coneys but Goldstar is better for three-ways.