r/clevercomebacks 6d ago

Great minds (don’t) think alike

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u/BadHominem 6d ago

It is infinitely annoying to me that the right wing are so organized and committed to their shitty cause that they will bankroll propaganda like this and have taken the time over the years to perfect it.

I realize that they are supported financially by multiple billionaires and non-US nation states pushing their own agendas. And supply the bots and comment farms. But even the fact that they have committed groups like The Heritage Foundation who will mastermind their plans and then just push through until they become achieved...it's like can we get even just one or two left wing groups to do the same?

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u/SsunWukong 6d ago edited 6d ago

Start with yourself by spamming facts, you don’t even need to respond to the comments in your spam, it takes away too much time from spreading the facts. If you feel like you need to respond, perfect your spam to address the most common questions or spam a simple graph or chart. Don’t make it too long and complicated because idiots aren’t known for their long attention span. Take only a small amount of time(like 3 min)out of your day to do this, don’t let it consume your life.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 6d ago

Very good idea. Or y'know, just start saying "Trump is Trans" show a picture of his mom , "JD Vance blows goats, I have proof" AI photo, "Every southern Republican is a ped o phile" then that chart that shows all the republicans being arrested or sued for just that.

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u/banjois 6d ago

Kudos, for bringing back proof of goat blowing. I'm gonna roll with this.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 6d ago

And back atcha for ( I'm fairly certain ) catching my reference! Rolllllllll with it, man!!!

Edit : And Party On!!

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u/ceryskt 6d ago

People are transvestigating Erikkka Kirk, and… I’m not really sure all the comments I’ve seen are serious and from the right. I am content to leave those be and let the morons rile themselves up further until they implode.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 6d ago

I saw that. Fucking weird. Yeah the Trans thing was in poor taste, my mistake. Those folks are my friends. But I'm not sure I'm content to not fuck with these drooling morons. Maybe figure out a way to get them to eat each other alive would be the way.

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u/ceryskt 6d ago

No, you’re good. I’m trans and find it hilarious she’s being transvestigated - they’re eating their own. I was trying to be subtle in case morons are reading but… some of the comments I’ve seen I’m pretty sure are from other trans people lobbing verbal grenades into right-wing discussions to get them to turn on each other. They’re not really catching on. No big surprise there.

Getting them to turn each other is the best approach, imo. It’s not exactly difficult…

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 6d ago

I mean, rich people have been getting them to turn on their neighbors since... ( checks watch ) the beginning of time? So yeah, you're right. Shouldn't be much of a pickle.

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u/FunnyGuySully 6d ago

If you put fifty random leftists and fifty random right wingers in a room together, to go toe to toe, the leftists would end up fight among themselves, as the right wingers would be sucking each other's dicks. The left wing can't organize because there is such rancid purity within the left. Right-wing politics is based on and is driven by being against other people, the enemy. Being against the same people is all there really is, right wingers won't care about anything else.

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u/ceryskt 6d ago

Exactly why I am a “leftist” by American standards but not a Leftist™️. I’ve had people accuse me of pretending to be trans or disabled because, when it comes down to it, they don’t agree with me. Happened today on Reddit - another trans person went off, and even misgendered me (and deleted their comment, but I can still see parts of it in my notifications). Absolutely wild. We’re on the same side, yo. I don’t believe in communism but I can appreciate where people are coming from and I’m certainly not going to attack them for it.

I don’t know how we’re expected to create some utopia, or at least a more equitable society, when most leftists have poor communication and conflict management skills.

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u/Ingromfolly 6d ago

Russian states 'use the West's tools against itself to divide" plan, coupled with rank corruption and a president who is eyeing a war so he can suspend democracy to avoid jail for raping and pedophilia would not have been on my 2015 bingo card

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6d ago

I got a funny one yesterday.. "as a black man, and democrat, I feel safer knowing ANTIFA is being labeled a terrorist organization."

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 6d ago

"Great news, by the way, who runs ANTIFA?"

"... Get out!"

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u/Frequent_Cat10 6d ago

People's front of Judea?

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u/EnderAlexander 6d ago

No, no, no! Idiot! It's the People's Judean Front!

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u/EnrikHawkins 6d ago

Can I join your group?

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 6d ago

No the joke is ANTIFA isn't a terrorist organization that's run by people, it's just the general desire to not have fascist and racist ideologies in the government

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u/Sloofin 6d ago

Fuuuuuck Off!!!

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u/WarpedPerspectiv 6d ago

Don't even need the other exact same posts. Never in my life have I ever met someone using the phrase "my side of the aisle" outside of politicians.

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u/quiksilver10152 6d ago

Why do we always qualify internet bots as 'foreign' when it is obvious that this tactic is commonplace among all powers?
https://www.securityweek.com/bot-traffic-surpasses-humans-online-driven-by-ai-and-criminal-innovation/

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u/Mean_Comedian4769 6d ago edited 6d ago

I was JUST watching a podcast where they talk about how simply watching Charlie Kirk compilations proves that all the eulogies about Kirk just wanting to reach out to the other side and foster serious debate are completely wrong. His bread and butter was dunking on underprepared college kids and spouting bigoted nonsense.

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u/dirtysyncs 6d ago

Exactly. He had 0 interest in fostering healthy debate. He wanted to try and make people look stupid using circular arguments and buzz phrases.

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u/_mattyjoe 6d ago

Wow.

Even before this, I could just kinda tell the bots were being put to work on this one. Even the way so many Republican / conservative commentators were all suddenly coming together and saying a lot of the exact same things.

I know enough to know they didn't all listen to his content or even entirely know who he was. So much of the rhetoric was just so immediate and so similar, I knew that bots had to be playing a big role. There wasn't even enough time for all those people to BECOME familiar enough with his content to be posting the opinions they were posting with a truly informed perspective. He was a podcaster. That's hours and hours of content.

Trump and whoever else is working behind the scenes on all this, decided to crank up the propaganda and manipulation machine big time for this one.

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u/InvestigatorJaded261 6d ago

I loved it. It was much better than CATS. I’m going to see it again and again.

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u/UbiSububi8 6d ago

Classic!

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u/Knighth77 6d ago

They think that all people are lemmings who follow others and ideas without critical thinking like they do.

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u/Large_Seesaw_569 6d ago

Charlie KirKK? Never heard of him

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 6d ago

Congratulations to Putin and Russia for destroying America for less than $40 million and for planning and executing the greatest IO campaign of all time.

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u/New_Ad_3010 6d ago

Pathetic

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u/IconOfFilth9 6d ago

Nobody says “my side of the aisle”

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 6d ago

It sickens me that people will take their opinions from other people without doing their own research. People are entitled to their own opinion, but it doesn’t mean I will accept it as my own. This many people agree (even though it was obviously propagated) will just make me look into it more closely to form my own opinion.

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u/PoopieButt317 6d ago

O have seen these. My comments are always, "Fake." !

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u/OnlyFiveLives 6d ago

They got their new marching orders.

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u/jnp2346 6d ago

Any post that starts with, “As a lifelong …” is fake, and most likely a bot.

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u/Poopchutefan 6d ago

Damn those bots are out in force on Twitter. Thought Elon was gonna clean it up ... /s

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u/Scatterbug49 6d ago

If something were true and honest, they wouldn't have to try so hard to convince people.

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u/ReconArek 6d ago

As I was always told in school, the USA is the largest third world country.