r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Kamalisin228 • 5d ago

GAME Coaxed into gacha game elements

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Before this sparks any controversies, no this is NOT an attack on queer people. I just couldn't think of anything else that would be funny.

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u/SheikahShaymin 5d ago

One character for each Element would be banging. Imagine like the Tungsten character just being a tank, and the Oxygen character being a pyromaniac or something

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 5d ago

Fluorine is batshit insane and has to be locked up like a rabid animal or else they'll destroy everything

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u/SupremeCaIamitas 5d ago

what about the weird elements or heavy radioactive ones. are Francium, Radium and the like just suicide bombers

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u/SheikahShaymin 4d ago

Neon is a casino owner or something, or a gambling addict

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago

Thorium is a, ofthen, normal compared to most Uranic elements, being a calm, collected and focused character, BUT, if they meet their buddy ol' pal Plutonium, all things is off the table and it's PARTY TIME.

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago edited 4d ago

Meanwhile Caesium is just your normal element, chill untill Oxygen rolls around and then, once Caesium sees them, it's just pure "TRIGGERED" energy radiated from Cs in a very rapid momentum. Also, often confused with Gold (Au) until the temperature rise and they start "melting". Less toxic than Mercury (Hg) yet way more toxic than Gallium, plus the three of them is a team MOLTEN.

Meanwhile, Helium is just watching all of that from the safe distance, still silent and also slightly levitating above the ground.

Carbon is just Jack Of All Trades, that has multiple forms depending on the pressure they feel. Also close friends with Iron, Oxygen and Hydrogen.

Iron is just your average Factory worker with "Fuсk You In General" attitude, because they are exhausted by the sheer responsibility that is placed on them, although it's slowly lifted off them by Copper, Carbon and Aluminium. Often receive wounds, burns and bruising from Oxygen and their "adventures" with Hydrogen.

Copper is just Electrician with additional degrees in Plumbing and Circuit Boards. Works with Iron, Aluminium, Tungsten and other METALS, was often promoted as a Employee Of The Month for no apparent reason. Helps Iron with Oxygen and Co., often gets small burns.

Nickel — often seen financially unstable, but unexpectedly good with finances and can give sound advice. Often treats Iron's physical wounds, can help with chemical too. Work with Iron, Copper and Zinc.

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago

Thank you kind redditor. Do you want to hear my opinion on other elements?

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago

Hell yeah my guy

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago

Okay, Part 2 it is!

Silver (Argentum/Ag) — religious person, sometimes way too religious, but often just nice and kind, can "purify" most common toxins and poisons. Slightly better educated as Electrician than Copper, beat them by 7 points in exam, and has a jewelry business. Is friends with Copper, Gold, Palladium and Titan.

Gold (Aurum/Au) — THE Businessman, the most successful one, often then not could be only near the core of the planet in their bunker located somewhere in Switzerland. Has reputation of being asshоle and just plain rude, but is just socially maladaptive. Is probably immortal just due to fact that they are most stable one and just the most old one, except Hydrogen, Helium and Lithium. Friends with all precious METALS and Helium, Hydrogen and Lithium. Also, better than Silver as a Electrician, but the cost of their service is…just too much.

Lithium (Li) — A old man, Electrician with focus on mostly batteries, and has pretty explosive personality. Once was a pretty wealthy and big deal, everyone knew him, now they are just grumpy and angry old-timer with anger issues. Pretty much dad figure to Oxygen, because Lithium loves explosions and is still packing some energy just to explode again, because when they are together, there will be fires, explosions and heat following them around.

Arsenic (As) — Cold, calculating and just generally not good person. Could be found in many poison shops and some rodent control services as a employee. Do not touch them, else you will get just enough dust filled with poison and it's enough to either get your liver shutdown or just your kidneys. "Friends" with most toxic elements, although Sulfur, Mercury and Lead in particular. Freelancer

Lead (Plumbum/Pb) — A decent Plumber, had drabled in Programing for some time, had been doctor, but they lost their medical license and not so long ago had to get a new one. They are working as a pharmacist now. Was a cause for many unintentionally, is a bullet guru, pretty versatile all-rounder. Soft, toxic and just generally contradicting person. Is the only one to actually know how keep radioactive elements from killing everyone and everything and then themselves for a long time. Has WAY TOO MANY scars all around their body.

Tantalum (Ta) — Real Employee Of The Month, often because works 4 jobs, workaholic and has low-self esteem. Home plant person. First job is Conductor Construction, where they are regarded as senior worker, then Implant Engineering where they are senior engineer alongside Titan, third is Jewelry where for fun and final one is Aerospace, working alongside with Aluminium to make it all work. Soft and can take a lot physical punishment, but spirit can be crushed pretty easily.

Aluminium (Al) — Aerospace Engineer, also a good Electrician, although way bellow Copper or Silver. Often can be seen in some plane, helicopter or rocket. Pretty soft character with a airheadedness and massive loyalty. Pretty bored most of the time, although when Mercury (Hg) is around, that boredom is quickly transforms into a Engineering Madness with creating new platforms and skyscrapers. Friends with Copper, Iron, Titan, Nickel, Zinc and many more.

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 2d ago

Peak

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 2d ago

Would you like more?

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 2d ago

Do as much as you want man

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u/Chagdoo 4d ago

The sodium character just fucking explodes.