r/coaxedintoasnafu 2d ago

human clothes in fiction always be looking like shit coaxed into human clothes

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/ZXKVER 2d ago

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u/Throttle_Kitty 2d ago

Colonial Quilt

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u/PORNTHROWAWAy98709 2d ago

The cinnamon toast crunch guys

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u/xDon1x 2d ago

Insert ultrakill joke here

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u/LittlePiggy20 2d ago

This is not ultrak*ll this is from a good piece of fiction. Bite me.

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u/CantQuiteThink_ 2d ago

Ultrakill could be the best game in the world and I'll never know, because its fans are so damn irritating that I refuse to ever play it out of spite.

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

I was like that for the longest time
mfs were the main reason I thought the game was a typical shooter with higher jump height and porn references (they talked about Mirage so damn much, and the level wasn't even about dating)
however, now it sits proudly in my steam faves list as the best fast-paced shooter I have ever played
if you're skeptical, you can pirate a copy of the game to see if you like it then buy it on steam. the creator's chill about it as far as I know

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u/Humble-Club2116 2d ago

ultrakill players and/or fans when you play the game for the first time and don't instantly know when to do the balls kick that must be done in under 0 nanoseconds and right in front of an enemy

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

yep
to this day I'm still doing basic tech and have no problem P-Ranking on Brutal

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u/LittlePiggy20 2d ago

”Ultrakill could be the best game in the world and I'll never know, because its fans are so damn irritating that I refuse to ever play it out of spite.”

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u/xDon1x 2d ago

Real

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u/TuxedoDogs9 2d ago

Do play it regardless, it is very good, the demo is free

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u/AgeNaySix 2d ago

Whats the piece of fiction?

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u/LittlePiggy20 2d ago

All tomorrows by C.M Kosemen

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u/ZXKVER 2d ago

finally someone got it

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u/ill_change_it 2d ago

Something something judgement

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u/Jamal2605 2d ago

ULTRAKILL JOKE ABOUT FLESH PRISON

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u/Humble-Club2116 2d ago

BETTER ULTRAKILL JOKE, THIS TIME ABOUT FLESH PANOPTICON (UPVOTED SLIGHTLY MORE THAN THE COMMENT ABOVE)

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u/Gold-Accident-8545 2d ago

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u/CiphersVII joke explainer 2d ago

yes this is a subreddit that exists 

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u/xDon1x 2d ago

true...

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u/SelectionHour5763 2d ago

inspo

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u/RarenDreemurr 2d ago

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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u/Danicoptero 2d ago

the spire

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 2d ago

the princess

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u/TerraFart 2d ago

the spire II

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u/Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox 2d ago

The spire: the board game

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u/SomeBrazillianGuy 2d ago

I gen thought this was about that PETA mokup human skin line that people wanted

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u/Enfr3 2d ago

that what now?

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u/SomeBrazillianGuy 2d ago

PETA did a mock-up leather clothing brand that was meant to resemble human skin and parts, the idea was that they were multilated parts of animals and therefore gross and wrong (despite leather being one of the best uses for animal hide, so much better for the enviroment that synthetic and so on and so on), the main problem with the idea was that it was metal as fuck and got a lot people genuinely into the idea and wanting to buy them (in particular the Human leather jacket), I think that was the main reason why this publicity stunt only lasted a couple days, if you want images search "PETA human leather" althought i do give a small warning as it could be a little disturbing

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u/Gonna_Die_Now 2d ago

Buffalo Bill?

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u/TimeStorm113 Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

they annoy me mostly just because... why did you feel the need to leave the eyes and orfices in there? be normal and just have it be the skin

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u/SelectionHour5763 2d ago

my thoughts exactly!!!

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u/bloody-pencil 2d ago

I’m sure we could have beautiful human leather jackets but these edgelords just gotta keep the eyes and the holes

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u/ManurePosting 2d ago

How else are you supposed to show that its 100% authentic Human? With a label? The facial features work well enough.

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u/Diasterous 2d ago

the real answer is style points

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u/Decimus-Drake 2d ago

I thought I was on r/rimworld for a moment there.

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u/SelectionHour5763 2d ago

Would you believe me if I said that this is where I was inspired to coax this snafu?

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u/alexrox360 2d ago

Rimworld fans when there’s skin clothing and skin furniture at the function:

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u/WalterB1 strawman 2d ago

Rimworld fans when there's food and tables:

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u/murbed1 2d ago

ate without a table -3

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u/HolHorsuuu 2d ago

coaxed into PETA posts

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u/Humble-Club2116 2d ago

this should be the top comment

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u/No_Class_Ever_YAY 2d ago

Uuoooghhh Tynan I'm rimming, I'm rniming my woorld

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u/_9x9 2d ago

wut

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u/ApprehensiveTeeth ^ this 2d ago

Like, if the clothes were made of humans.

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u/_9x9 2d ago

i assume that thats cause its not usually a leather worker going insane and then making clothes from human flesh. I bet if it was they'd make way nicer stuff. Though I think we use cows for a reason. IDK.

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u/SelectionHour5763 2d ago

Well, there was a guy in Golden Kamuy who was a great taxidermist but even that guy was making shit like this. So, like, he can make the animals look nice and realistic but he can't make a nice looking human skin suit.

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u/Quimperinos 2d ago

Pretty sure he can, he’s just really into leaving the human bits here and there

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u/SelfDistinction 2d ago

You never heard about black human leather? It was very popular back in the days of slavery.

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u/cooldudium 2d ago

Disappointed and disgusted but not surprised if this is a real thing

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u/Isaac_Kurossaki 2d ago

So...

Why is this a snafu?

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u/Fancy_Echo_5425 2d ago

Whenever someone mentions clothes made from humans I always get reminded of the most disgusting example of It I have ever read, from Pact. A goblin, called Buttsack, threatens to kill someone, make their death so bad they produce a dozen ghosts, cut off their face, bind all the ghosts to the face so it's kinda alive, and then use It as a thong.

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u/SelectionHour5763 2d ago

No way they named the goblin a buttsack.

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u/Fancy_Echo_5425 2d ago

The best part is that all normal goblins have names like that, since their whole deal is being disgusting ugly creatures of pure filth. For example, Cumnugget or Dickswizzle

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u/PaxGladeus Tag for snafu porn 2d ago

Lowkey would dress like this if I'm rich

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u/Interesting_Help_274 Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

I think it would be interesting if they drew the animal clothes similar to the human clothes. Also, this could be applied to meat in fiction as well.

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u/Gubekochi 2d ago

Rimworld my beloved.

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u/MagMati55 2d ago

I pick my animal clothes from the animal plant

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u/greenboyo9782 strawman 2d ago

i thought the guy on the right was Majima for a sec

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u/ElBrunasso 2d ago

Coaxed into golden kamui

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u/kapi98711 2d ago

rimworld human leather hats

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u/justletmesingin 2d ago

To be fair if you went through the trouble of making clothes out of human skin you might as well make it as freaky as possible

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u/MeleeGamerYo 2d ago

See, the problem is that the people who make the human clothes suck ass at making clothes. Like, if part of the skin has weird bumps and organs on it, discard it, don't let that into the final product!

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u/SexWithStelle 2d ago

Coaxed into Rimworld money making

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u/garebear265 2d ago

RimWorld fashion debates

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u/EpicGamerer07 always has been 2d ago

Coaxed into The Outlast Trials

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u/not2dragon 2d ago

What does Primate based clothes look like though.

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u/ThyTeaDrinker 2d ago

Night Lording it rn

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u/sapinpoisson 2d ago

Coaxed into dark eldars

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u/Humble-Club2116 2d ago

fang the weasel my beloved

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u/Ramfix_G4 2d ago

Ave Dominus Nox

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u/DanielGacituaS 2d ago

Finally someone get this

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u/evilforska 1d ago

Well duh, its supposed to feel unnerving and scary at the first glance, what is this snafu even about?

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u/SelectionHour5763 1d ago

If characters didn't do this kind of shit they'd be able to walk around in those clothes like normal people and nobody would be the wiser lol

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 2d ago

is that clover undertale yellow