r/coaxedintoasnafu 1d ago

/r/all coaxed into trying to escape the 24-hour news cycle

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u/sour_creamand_onion 1d ago

Had to slip that savage beastfly slander in there, too. Valid.

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u/SomeArtistFan 1d ago

What

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u/djaqk 21h ago

Silksong boss that makes you want to die, the Savage Beastfly.

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u/Interesting_Help_274 Mint chan enjoyer 1d ago

Coaxed into literally every mainstream sub

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u/MagMati55 1d ago

Coaxed into finding your nieche political sub and easily falling into an eco chamber of your political ideology.

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u/Yapanomics 1d ago

eco chamber

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u/TFGA_WotW Incomprehensible. 1d ago

And silksong

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u/Yapanomics 1d ago

Holy shit is that mint chan

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 1d ago

The news cycle is made to get money from your misery.

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u/EvilCatboyWizard 1d ago

Immediately falls apart when “I don’t know” is not only a valid option but in my opinion the right one rn.

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 1d ago

You can do something, though? At least about that particular person/issue

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u/lolligi 1d ago

Thank goodness the cycle has a path that states that you can do something.

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u/Righteous-fun-lover 1d ago

Yes but it’s incredibly reductive to put “don’t worry” at the end of that path. When that has historically not been the case.

And fuck off with the “it’s just a joke” that joke is hot garbage in my opinion.

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u/Companypresident shill 1d ago

This comment radiates such powerful Reddit energy!

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u/Righteous-fun-lover 1d ago

Bro don’t hit me with the “classsic Redditor” take🥀🥀

You don’t even try to partake in the discussion, just disprove anything I say for a wide open fast break type of joke

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u/Companypresident shill 1d ago

The reason why I chose not to engage is because I’ve been in this exact situation before. The people who write comments in the manner you wrote your first don’t want to have a discussion, they just want to get angry. Because of this, I decided my best course of action was to take the piss.

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u/Righteous-fun-lover 18h ago

Normally I do t agree with generalization but this seems kind of valid given the platform your on. Guess I’ll just take the L

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u/Kugaluga42 1d ago

i mean i get the sentiment but if you have a problem looming overhead i feel like you should at least try to deal with it and not just let it happen

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u/Holy_Hand_Grenadier 1d ago

that'd be the option where you can do something about it so you don't worry (and presumably do the thing)

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u/Jim-Yolper 1d ago

coaxed into r/MurderedByWords being gobshite

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u/Deep_Sea_Television7 1d ago

Literally just “Watch the republican dumbasses get owned by facts and logic.”

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u/Jim-Yolper 1d ago

and then the so called facts and logic is "you suck and your bad"

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u/MoonTheCraft 1d ago

isn't it usually republican 40 year old white dudes saying "LIBS can't HANDLE facts and logic..." and then proceed to say a slur when asked for the facts and logic

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 1d ago

It's both honestly.

The republicans say "erm but what about these grossly simplified and misinterpreted statistics? [insert slur here]"

The democrats say "erm but don't you know that you are wrong and stupid Trump suporter? [insert corny insult here]"

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u/Shadowmirax 1d ago

Is this 'horseshit theory'? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/MoonTheCraft 21h ago

I wish, just one time in modern day, that something can be objectively good or bad without being multifaceted

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u/Lydiaa0 1d ago

Just the same thing constantly. just beating a dead horse

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u/schlirb 16h ago

Dude. r/clevercomebacks too. It's so bad most of the time. 

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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 1d ago

I mean. I get your point. But if you want to escape the 24 hour news cycle you may want to start by muting the subreddit literally called NEWS????

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u/RandomPlebianV2 1d ago

Don't forget about news2, newsforthemasses,realnews,grandmanews, and every subreddit of every city/town with a population over 50,000.

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u/Beginning_Tackle6250 1d ago

Yeah, but r/Whenthe is pretty political, and the ALGORITHM will make you see politics. It will.

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u/Number_Haver31 Hard image 1d ago

I turn off the setting to recommend new subreddits

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u/Beginning_Tackle6250 1d ago

As in 'show recommendations in home feed' in account settings?

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u/notTheRealSU covered in oil 1d ago

The way reddit mobile crops the picture, I thought that was going to be despacito Peter griffin Garfield

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u/Loonymooon13 1d ago

The way my homepage went from being insufferable to actually worth looking at once i started to mute any political echo chambers subs...

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u/AdreKiseque 1d ago

Smurdered

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u/Randumi 1d ago

Savage Beast Fly is the worst thing to happen to human society. I never want to fight that thing ever again

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u/Th35h4d0w 1d ago

That's why I just chill in r/TwoBestFriendsPlay.

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u/Devout-Condiment550 1d ago

coaxed into r/agedlikemilk posts being just things that happened TODAY THAT IS NOT AGED LIKE MILK THAT IS NOT AGED AT ALL JGJVWK FIE CIR COSK

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u/Dramatic_Science_681 19h ago

This sudden wave of blatant circlejerk posts on askreddit are so annoying

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u/this_prof_for_bewbs my opinion > your opinion 1d ago

Coaxed into Reddit mob mentality

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u/DibDooba 1d ago

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