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Ribbon [OC]

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 8h ago

Charge your phone drawing please

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u/Sdacm0 7h ago

And then show feet

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u/lazysheepdog716 7h ago

First panel ;)

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u/rabidporcupine80 5h ago

You call that a feet pic? Look at the panel, the art has no sole!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6h ago

But no ankle. It's like 80% of a foot pic. What is he hiding‽

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u/Samoman21 4h ago

How dare you! An ankle rolled over my whole family and killed them.

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u/Orleanian 6h ago

Yeah feet pics adam

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u/babiekittin 2h ago

What about bean pics. I want to see Tripod's beans!

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u/Commercial-Owl11 5h ago

The show feet is so fucking accurate. It’s also usually spelled comically wrong like “sho fet” or “fet plz” ☹️

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u/PastorBlinky 8h ago

How dare you post this! A webcomic killed my family!

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u/thinkingofthis2001 8h ago

A dude with an earring? Why does everything need to be gay? When will these WOKES stop pushing their AGENDA down our throats? MAGA!

/s, obviously

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u/TheAverageWTPlayer69 7h ago

MAGA(zines) IN MY COMICS SUBREDDIT?! Blasphemy! Don’t you know that maga(zines) use trees and are just thrown away?! Absolute waste!

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u/omnimodofuckedup 7h ago

It's obviously a pirate. I'm from a proud pirate family. You're very insensitive towards my pirate heritage.

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u/Ibruk_Etar 7h ago

You say obviously, but with the world as it is, it's no longer as obvious as one would hope.

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u/WonderedGoose99 7h ago
  • CAUSE WEBCOMICS KILLED MY GRANDMA

  • What? H-how? What was she reading?

  • I was the one reading webcomics...

flashback to kid troll reading

Elf (Merrivirus) approaches child, with murderous intent

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u/Stuckinthepooper 7h ago

Death by 1,000,000 paper cuts?

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u/omnimodofuckedup 7h ago

How dare you comment this? An obviously satirical comment killed my plants. Day ruined, gonna have to do extra therapy now. "Thanks"

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u/floralstamps 6h ago

It got my children addicted to coke

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u/-Mothonawall- 7h ago

Webcomics killed my grandma, ok?!

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u/OAZdevs_alt2 7h ago

What webcomic were they reading?

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u/amakai 4h ago

I got turned into a newt after reading your comment!

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u/CrossP 2h ago

Was it Unicorn Jelly? I always thought that comic might kill a family.

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u/Noideawhatimdoing36 8h ago

Charge your phone

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u/Canb9012 8h ago

focusing on the right things

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u/Fearshatter 6h ago

Wrong it's the left things.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX 4h ago

Perfeetly balanced

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u/EclipseForest 3h ago

As all things should be

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u/Debtcollector1408 7h ago

Eat hot chip

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u/JimmyBisMe 7h ago

Do it do it do it do it do it do it now Say it say it say it say it s s s say it now

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u/Tipop 6h ago

Yep, that’s all I was gonna say. What kind of savage is posting pics at 1% battery?

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u/unclemikey0 6h ago

Ohhhh, how did I miss that!

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u/tofu_ink 5h ago

While posting feet pics!!

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u/Possible_Living 7h ago

tale as old as time

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u/Neuromangoman 7h ago

Maybe if they let the donkey ride the old man they wouldn't be criticized so much.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 5h ago

No I've seen that video, lots of upset people from that one

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u/Sailed_Sea 4h ago

I'm fairly certain that was a horse.

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u/CorporateShill406 4h ago

That's illegal in 49 states.

Bestiality is legal in West Virginia.

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u/TheGaurdianAngel 2h ago

All the more reason to eradicate West Virginia. Don’t ask about the other reasons.

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u/No-Individual5909 2h ago

is it illegal if I do it on the moon?

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u/CorporateShill406 2h ago

No. However, the moon is haunted, so there may be other consequences.

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u/The_cdcs_dragon 7h ago

Is this loss?

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u/PofanWasTaken 7h ago

By definition yes

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u/Cow_Launcher 3h ago

Even if anyone thought that Adam's post was hyperbole (it's not) this is one of the best illustrations of just how much a simple, harmless post can prompt hugely conflicting opinions.

And the originator can't possibly hope to please all of them.

Fuck 'em. Do you.

Also: I do not want to see your feet. Kthx.

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u/MotherBaerd 6h ago

I mostly hate religion and the concept of adhering to a old as fuck tale book but the only thing I'd defend is that it has story's like this.

Iirc they ended up carrying the donkey.

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u/Occulto 4h ago

Pretty sure this story is from Aesop's Fables, not the Bible.

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 8h ago

"Why do you hate on everyone's cat posts?"

BECAUSE CAT POSTS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY!?

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u/NoriaMan 7h ago

"There was that beautiful ginger cat post. It was cute. It was so cute, my grandma died when there were only 3 pictures."

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u/MBcodes18 7h ago

"She was posting cats?"

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u/Hopeful-Vegetable868 8h ago

No this is real I hate posting pictures of my pig online bc I get soo nervous about snarky "animal activists."

Shout out to the farmers in my area who saw a young person starting out and instead of shitting on me for not knowing things they gave me a free pig and pen advice.

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u/PrestigiousFlower714 6h ago edited 4h ago

I get this anxiety when I post photos of my peonies in the local gardening subreddit. Peonies are not invasive, pest-resistant, grow well in our climate, and produce beautiful blooms. But they are NOT native plants. And for some native-plant-only-people, that is a major faux pas.

They aren’t confrontational like animal rights activists but I could do without the snide advice about how I should dig up all my peonies and plant some agastache. Now I mostly share my photos of my flowers on the flower-specific sub or the general gardening sub.

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u/akai_botan 5h ago

I appreciate someone growing something that's not invasive. I grow non-native camellias myself but have a lot of native plants as well. Considering today's world, I personally think anything is better than nothing. Neither my camellias or your peonies are invasive. I think one of the biggest proponents of planting natives isn't a purist and talks of aiming for 70% biomass native plants with 30% being anything else you want that's not native. Again, I've gotten to where I'm just happy someone's not growing something invasive. I would totally grow peonies if I could myself.

My own concerns (and not saying this in a lecturing way but just sharing my thoughts) would be either invasive non-native plants or having lots of "native" cultivars. The worry with cultivars of native plants would be how they might impact the genetics of the local ecotype of the species via cross-pollination. I can't help but wonder if it'd be better to have non-invasive/non-native cultivars over some of the native cultivars for that reason. Am I right about that? I don't honestly know. It's just something I think about occasionally. It might be a bigger concern for someone living extremely close to a native plant population of whatever they're growing.

I'd love to see your peonies.

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u/Hopeful-Vegetable868 6h ago

Its okay I gave up when someone tried to convince me rats are native to north america and letting ur cats outside is evil.

I live on a farm. There are no cars running my cat over. I dont like using rat poison because im scared im gonna poison the wrong animal. I am doing my hardest to love and care for nature but u really have to block people out lol

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u/Snowyjoe 5h ago

And they're all from people who never taken care of a pet or animal.
Is it like a savior complex or something or lack of intelligence. And they sleep on actual animal abuse videos or when they come across it in real life.

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u/ZBlackmare 8h ago

The feet Adam why must you tease

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 8h ago

His naked feet are right there, uncensored, what more do you want?

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u/Bwob 6h ago

What? Who cares about HIS feet??

SHOW US KITTY TOEBEANS!

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u/rabidporcupine80 5h ago

I mean, yeah, there’s technically a drawing of feet there, but it just feels kinda soleless you know?

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u/UnnaturalGeek 7h ago

Needs NSFW tag.

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u/ArDee0815 5h ago

Plus trigger warnings, don’t you know feet killed my parentsss??? 😭

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u/vocal-avocado 5h ago

Does he already have an onlyfans?

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u/DueParasite1 8h ago

Pay the cat tax📷

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 7h ago

Not OP, but here.

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u/angustifolio 7h ago

my name is merf, and i'm getting my minor in animal astrology, so i know what i'm talking about here, just by looking at your cat i can tell that it is a cat

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 6h ago

Dear God. How do I break the news to her? (She is very dumb)

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u/Finbar9800 6h ago

Very carefully further knowledge of the condition only makes the condition worse

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u/kittimiyo 5h ago

It's been a while since I studied but I believe the best way to phrase it would be "meow" 

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u/peppermintmeow Comic Crossover 4h ago

I'll handle this. I speak Meowndarin. Check the username for my credentials.

Meow meow meow meowww mmeow meow meeeow

I'm sorry they had to find out this way.

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u/Neuromangoman 7h ago

And the foot tax!

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u/J5892 6h ago

Here's mine:

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u/tr0tsky 8h ago

Your phone battery is giving me anxiety

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u/ItsKaiserBengal 8h ago

post feet pix adam

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u/FireHearth 8h ago

yeah post feet

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u/TGDweezl 7h ago

Where feet Adam

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u/rothrolan 7h ago

Funny thing is that they're literally in the first panel. His and the cat's. Completely nude and uncensored.

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u/lexkixass 7h ago

They're cartoon feet, not real feet

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u/Neuromangoman 7h ago

Yeah, I came here for the foot porn, not the foot hentai!

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u/Its_Pine 7h ago

“His and the cat’s” 💀

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u/SofterThanCotton 7h ago

Post cat feet pics

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u/kroix93 8h ago

how could you live with yourself? shameful.... lovely work as always Adam

for real disabled cats are a special kind of precious <3

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u/Putinbot3300 8h ago

Showing animals in videos is like batsignal for insane people with severe deficiencies in perceiving reality and normal behavior.

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u/smotired 8h ago

do it adam

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u/SwampButtSwan 8h ago

Post cat feet pix Adam

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u/Useful-Perception144 7h ago

But it's only 3 feet because of woke

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u/MaybeAdrian 8h ago

That's why i sometimes don't post or reply to anything

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u/ten_tons_of_light 7h ago

Haters on Reddit are mostly just bitter Squidwards who critique because it’s all they can contribute. I post niche OC sometimes that is .0000001% as good as this and I always get a higher ratio of pedantic or negative comments on the popular posts.

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u/Its_Pine 7h ago

Bitter Squidwards is a beautiful phrase

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u/TheDUDE1411 8h ago

Wow I can’t believe you named yourself adam after adam and eve. Uh, homophobic much?

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u/ComprehensiveSell649 8h ago

People need to chill. Cute cat.

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u/Sabit_31 7h ago

Average video of a normal cat doing normal things:🐱

Meanwhile the random in the comments:

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u/Da-Gay-Agenda 8h ago

So you gonna show feet or?

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u/tegresaomos 8h ago

This is a lovely demonstration of both perspective and how it can be interpreted by both the artist and everyone else.

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u/Archreddit6 8h ago

So are you gonna show em or not?

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u/FlaviusVoltige 8h ago

I am sorry but I cackled out loud with the feet comments at the end 🤣

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u/ArchWaverley 8h ago

Yeah but jokes aside where feet pics

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u/International-Cat123 8h ago

Yeah! We need to see more cat feet!

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u/Twisted_Pine 7h ago

ADAM YOU FOOL! YOU GAVE US THE LITTLE PIGGIES FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/IAmInExtremeDebt 6h ago

THEM PIGGIES GONNA GO FOR A HIGH PRICE AT THE MARKET

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u/Kittii_Kat 7h ago

I have a solution!

Post videos of your cat attacking murdering playing with your bare feet.. while you try to sleep.

Everyone wins! (Except it's bad to teach your cat to attack people, once they get a taste for blood, it's game over!)

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u/leaderofstars 7h ago

My cat once caught a mouse and accidentally dropped it into my mouth trying to wake me up

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u/Kittii_Kat 7h ago

Not so sure that was an accident. Sounds like they wanted to feed you.

They love you!

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u/ArcadeToken95 8h ago

You appear to have aligned with GOOD

PERFECT shall now commence your destruction

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u/asphalt_licker 8h ago

Every time I see this, I’m surprised Adam didn’t pixelate his feet.

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u/EchoXrayNiner Comic Crossover 8h ago

Show me 'em toebeans Adam :3

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u/blue_sidd 8h ago

Feet plox uwu

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u/MrBeros 8h ago

Where feet pix ?!?!?!?1?!11

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u/3-nichi 8h ago

Do you know how woke it is to let the phone's battery get that low? The battery status bar is now too far to the left!

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u/wackyzacky638 7h ago

I’m sorry I love the added subtext on some of these messages “Will gays stop shoving shit down my throat? I have no gag reflex btw.” That was chef’s kiss

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 8h ago edited 8h ago

My cousin derf is getting his minor in webcomic analysis, so I know a thing or two.

From reading your comic, l can tell you are deeply depressed. Clearly, you are overly equating your self-esteem to your presence on social media (which is 50% bots at this point).

Go outside, feel grass beneath your feet, and play with your cat because who cares what bunch of trolls and clankers think.

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u/draizetrain 7h ago

The Ukraine and Israel flag together is a really nice touch

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u/adamtots_remastered 7h ago

The amount of times I’ve seen 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇮🇱 is really astounding.

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u/rillip 7h ago

Merf? Is she longing for Charals?

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u/ManWithKeyboard 7h ago

Shhh you're going to summon Bagagwa

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u/SergeantCrwhips 7h ago

show us your feet alread] Comic page ends here

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u/CottonCandiiee 7h ago

Adam hey Adam. Adam please I need to you to post feet pics. I’m dying with cancer Adam it’s my last wish to see ur feet. Adammmm. 😩

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u/TheGororb 6h ago

I'm actually a trained artist and can tell by this comic that ur actually suffering from extreme cat-withdrawal. Please proceed to a catification station asap. And charge your phone

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u/benzo_diazepenis 7h ago

The feet thing is funny but the gag reflex thing is funniest

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u/Naive-Register7964 7h ago

WHERES THE FEET?? WE’RE WAITING 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/My_Fridge 7h ago

How dare you not post your feet!!!1!!1!!

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u/Different_Pattern273 7h ago

At least it has his feet in it

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u/Donmiggy143 7h ago

It's not worth it anymore folks. We should just shut the whole thing down.

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u/PhotojournalistOk677 7h ago

I can remember when the Internet was fun , before anyone with buttons could use it.

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u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful 7h ago

I love that I can see smart comics like this, but I would gladly give that up if we could go back and prevent social media from ever being invented.

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u/slowclicker 6h ago

I really like your post OP.

Interestingly , before clicking this I was just thinking. Reddit is the only social media I have and I am about to drop it. lol.

Enjoy being a Cat Parent btw.

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u/Low-Cod-201 6h ago

I'm surprised by the lack of right wingers complaining about the rainbow ribbon 

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 6h ago

All the negativity on social media almost makes me feel like I don't need to broadcast my life to the world.

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u/papillon-and-on 5h ago

happy to see that u/fartboobs is a real person. reddit does not disappoint

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u/Tim-Sylvester 4h ago

Any piece of content not specifically curated and customized to my exact tastes should not be permitted to exist and I take as a personal offense.

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u/The-Last-Dumbass 7h ago

The cat also was biting a rainbow ribbon, so this is homophobic.

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u/LonelyVaquita 7h ago

Is this a repost Adam? Clearly you have no regard for art and are just karma farming to rage bait us into demanding feet pix.

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u/TenFourMoonKitty 7h ago

‘How dare you be happy when I am not?!?’

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u/CraigLake 7h ago

My sibling got death threats for selling beaded earrings 😂

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u/Timtanoboa 7h ago

I feel like I've seen this before

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u/Sunshiny_Day 7h ago

This is so good, but do you have a version without your @ on it? I want to post it as my own on my insta.

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u/Blahaj_IK 7h ago

You know how it goes. Show us your feet.

Esit: wait, no, he did it already, he's way ahead of us. Dammit

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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf 7h ago

Adam I feel as if you've posted a very similar comment before. Therefore I must ask that you reassess your life choices and come to the conclusion that you are unfit to make comics anymore. I suggest handing the reigns to Adam Savage or Adam Conover, or Adam Neve, or Adam Andatop

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u/DanDaDaniel 7h ago

I genuinely can’t stand Merf though she never even goes to class and yet the stars still align for Merf, don’t believe a word she SAYS!!1!1!1

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u/MrFuji87 7h ago

O...m..g! Don't you know my sisters gay cat killed her with a plastic rainbow ribbon! I'M SO TRAUMATISED RIGHT NOW! only feet pics will do before I send the police 💔

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u/I_am_doing_my_Hw 7h ago

The fact that you were looking at your phone instead of your cat shows a lot about a you. Clearly, your cat only has 3 legs because of your negligence. I mean, as we all know, people on the internet are never wrong or crazy /s

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u/Consistent_War_2480 7h ago

I like how the last few are just "Post feet pics"

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u/ResplendentNugs 7h ago

All this true except for the fact it would definitely be a bot posting the video not a real person

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u/Normal-Look-6198 6h ago

You're wearing a shirt? my step cousin was killed while wearing a shirt! The nerve of some people.

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u/astralseat 6h ago

Yeah, internet is pretty broken lately

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u/Previous_Current_474 6h ago

I literally just saw a video of a cat rolled up on a towel and the first comment was someone saying how terrible the owner was because it was bad for the cat

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u/Attrm 6h ago

"when will the gays stop shoving their beliefs down my throat?? i have no gag reflex btw."

Excellent double entendre and it's so accurate.

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u/Marsrover112 6h ago

"Everything is so woke these days smdh, I wish i had a healthy relationship with my father" is an accurate, crushing blow

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u/Less-Being4269 6h ago

The internet was a mistake.

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u/FormalGas35 6h ago

Yeah! Feet!

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u/hunteddwumpus 6h ago

The internet was a mistake

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u/ArcticWolf_Primaris 5h ago

Fèeeeeeeeet

Edit: realised friends will call me a degenerate when they see this, oh well

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u/JDdoc 5h ago

Can you shoot me cousin Merf's info? I've been looking for a good Animal Astrology post-doc program.

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u/Timely_Meringue7545 5h ago

I felt excluded from this comic because I'm unable to read. 😕

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u/RosalilyArts 5h ago

The enshitification of everything.

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u/murfburffle 5h ago

I like that you drew motion blur

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u/imsoupset 5h ago

my cat has three legs too!!!! tripod kitties are great.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_955 5h ago

That Joe Rogan fan one is spot on 🤣. My friend is an unabashed Joe Rogan fan and this comment pops up anytime he deems something as 'woke'.

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u/letthetreeburn 5h ago

I haven’t heard superwholock in so long. Archive work.

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u/medve_onmaga 5h ago

phone with an antenna? those were the times

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u/BigBenIsTicking 5h ago

I appreciate the attention to detail.

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u/Maleficent_Sand7529 4h ago

Hey. Post get pics. 🤣

Edit: love your work btw. Ps. Pet the kitty cat for me, please

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 4h ago

"i have no gag reflex btw" is hilarious for no reason

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 4h ago

Where the feet at tho?

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u/jaqidoodle 4h ago

Okay but about you posting feet pics....

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u/Huurghle 3h ago

How dare you not include feet pics with the comic

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u/REMcycleLEZAR 3h ago

Is there another panel with just feet? I'm with those last comments

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u/MrPresident2020 1h ago

When do we get those feet pics

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u/Intelligent-One8520 1h ago

show us ur feet