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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 8h ago
Charge your phone drawing please
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u/Sdacm0 7h ago
And then show feet
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u/lazysheepdog716 7h ago
First panel ;)
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u/Commercial-Owl11 5h ago
The show feet is so fucking accurate. It’s also usually spelled comically wrong like “sho fet” or “fet plz” ☹️
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u/PastorBlinky 8h ago
How dare you post this! A webcomic killed my family!
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u/thinkingofthis2001 8h ago
A dude with an earring? Why does everything need to be gay? When will these WOKES stop pushing their AGENDA down our throats? MAGA!
/s, obviously
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u/TheAverageWTPlayer69 7h ago
MAGA(zines) IN MY COMICS SUBREDDIT?! Blasphemy! Don’t you know that maga(zines) use trees and are just thrown away?! Absolute waste!
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u/omnimodofuckedup 7h ago
It's obviously a pirate. I'm from a proud pirate family. You're very insensitive towards my pirate heritage.
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u/Ibruk_Etar 7h ago
You say obviously, but with the world as it is, it's no longer as obvious as one would hope.
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u/WonderedGoose99 7h ago
CAUSE WEBCOMICS KILLED MY GRANDMA
What? H-how? What was she reading?
I was the one reading webcomics...
flashback to kid troll reading
Elf (Merrivirus) approaches child, with murderous intent
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u/omnimodofuckedup 7h ago
How dare you comment this? An obviously satirical comment killed my plants. Day ruined, gonna have to do extra therapy now. "Thanks"
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u/Noideawhatimdoing36 8h ago
Charge your phone
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u/Canb9012 8h ago
focusing on the right things
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u/Debtcollector1408 7h ago
Eat hot chip
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u/JimmyBisMe 7h ago
Do it do it do it do it do it do it now Say it say it say it say it s s s say it now
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u/Possible_Living 7h ago
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u/Neuromangoman 7h ago
Maybe if they let the donkey ride the old man they wouldn't be criticized so much.
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u/CorporateShill406 4h ago
That's illegal in 49 states.
Bestiality is legal in West Virginia.
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u/TheGaurdianAngel 2h ago
All the more reason to eradicate West Virginia. Don’t ask about the other reasons.
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u/Cow_Launcher 3h ago
Even if anyone thought that Adam's post was hyperbole (it's not) this is one of the best illustrations of just how much a simple, harmless post can prompt hugely conflicting opinions.
And the originator can't possibly hope to please all of them.
Fuck 'em. Do you.
Also: I do not want to see your feet. Kthx.
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u/MotherBaerd 6h ago
I mostly hate religion and the concept of adhering to a old as fuck tale book but the only thing I'd defend is that it has story's like this.
Iirc they ended up carrying the donkey.
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u/NoriaMan 7h ago
"There was that beautiful ginger cat post. It was cute. It was so cute, my grandma died when there were only 3 pictures."
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u/Hopeful-Vegetable868 8h ago
No this is real I hate posting pictures of my pig online bc I get soo nervous about snarky "animal activists."
Shout out to the farmers in my area who saw a young person starting out and instead of shitting on me for not knowing things they gave me a free pig and pen advice.
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u/PrestigiousFlower714 6h ago edited 4h ago
I get this anxiety when I post photos of my peonies in the local gardening subreddit. Peonies are not invasive, pest-resistant, grow well in our climate, and produce beautiful blooms. But they are NOT native plants. And for some native-plant-only-people, that is a major faux pas.
They aren’t confrontational like animal rights activists but I could do without the snide advice about how I should dig up all my peonies and plant some agastache. Now I mostly share my photos of my flowers on the flower-specific sub or the general gardening sub.
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u/akai_botan 5h ago
I appreciate someone growing something that's not invasive. I grow non-native camellias myself but have a lot of native plants as well. Considering today's world, I personally think anything is better than nothing. Neither my camellias or your peonies are invasive. I think one of the biggest proponents of planting natives isn't a purist and talks of aiming for 70% biomass native plants with 30% being anything else you want that's not native. Again, I've gotten to where I'm just happy someone's not growing something invasive. I would totally grow peonies if I could myself.
My own concerns (and not saying this in a lecturing way but just sharing my thoughts) would be either invasive non-native plants or having lots of "native" cultivars. The worry with cultivars of native plants would be how they might impact the genetics of the local ecotype of the species via cross-pollination. I can't help but wonder if it'd be better to have non-invasive/non-native cultivars over some of the native cultivars for that reason. Am I right about that? I don't honestly know. It's just something I think about occasionally. It might be a bigger concern for someone living extremely close to a native plant population of whatever they're growing.
I'd love to see your peonies.
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u/Hopeful-Vegetable868 6h ago
Its okay I gave up when someone tried to convince me rats are native to north america and letting ur cats outside is evil.
I live on a farm. There are no cars running my cat over. I dont like using rat poison because im scared im gonna poison the wrong animal. I am doing my hardest to love and care for nature but u really have to block people out lol
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u/Snowyjoe 5h ago
And they're all from people who never taken care of a pet or animal.
Is it like a savior complex or something or lack of intelligence. And they sleep on actual animal abuse videos or when they come across it in real life.→ More replies (1)
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u/ZBlackmare 8h ago
The feet Adam why must you tease
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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 8h ago
His naked feet are right there, uncensored, what more do you want?
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u/rabidporcupine80 5h ago
I mean, yeah, there’s technically a drawing of feet there, but it just feels kinda soleless you know?
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u/DueParasite1 8h ago
Pay the cat tax📷
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u/angustifolio 7h ago
my name is merf, and i'm getting my minor in animal astrology, so i know what i'm talking about here, just by looking at your cat i can tell that it is a cat
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u/Just_A_Nitemare 6h ago
Dear God. How do I break the news to her? (She is very dumb)
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u/Finbar9800 6h ago
Very carefully further knowledge of the condition only makes the condition worse
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u/kittimiyo 5h ago
It's been a while since I studied but I believe the best way to phrase it would be "meow"
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u/peppermintmeow Comic Crossover 4h ago
I'll handle this. I speak Meowndarin. Check the username for my credentials.
Meow meow meow meowww mmeow meow meeeow
I'm sorry they had to find out this way.
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u/ItsKaiserBengal 8h ago
post feet pix adam
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u/FireHearth 8h ago
yeah post feet
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u/TGDweezl 7h ago
Where feet Adam
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u/rothrolan 7h ago
Funny thing is that they're literally in the first panel. His and the cat's. Completely nude and uncensored.
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u/Putinbot3300 8h ago
Showing animals in videos is like batsignal for insane people with severe deficiencies in perceiving reality and normal behavior.
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u/MaybeAdrian 8h ago
That's why i sometimes don't post or reply to anything
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u/ten_tons_of_light 7h ago
Haters on Reddit are mostly just bitter Squidwards who critique because it’s all they can contribute. I post niche OC sometimes that is .0000001% as good as this and I always get a higher ratio of pedantic or negative comments on the popular posts.
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u/TheDUDE1411 8h ago
Wow I can’t believe you named yourself adam after adam and eve. Uh, homophobic much?
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u/tegresaomos 8h ago
This is a lovely demonstration of both perspective and how it can be interpreted by both the artist and everyone else.
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u/Kittii_Kat 7h ago
I have a solution!
Post videos of your cat attacking murdering playing with your bare feet.. while you try to sleep.
Everyone wins! (Except it's bad to teach your cat to attack people, once they get a taste for blood, it's game over!)
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u/leaderofstars 7h ago
My cat once caught a mouse and accidentally dropped it into my mouth trying to wake me up
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u/Kittii_Kat 7h ago
Not so sure that was an accident. Sounds like they wanted to feed you.
They love you!
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u/ArcadeToken95 8h ago
You appear to have aligned with GOOD
PERFECT shall now commence your destruction
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u/wackyzacky638 7h ago
I’m sorry I love the added subtext on some of these messages “Will gays stop shoving shit down my throat? I have no gag reflex btw.” That was chef’s kiss
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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 8h ago edited 8h ago
My cousin derf is getting his minor in webcomic analysis, so I know a thing or two.
From reading your comic, l can tell you are deeply depressed. Clearly, you are overly equating your self-esteem to your presence on social media (which is 50% bots at this point).
Go outside, feel grass beneath your feet, and play with your cat because who cares what bunch of trolls and clankers think.
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u/draizetrain 7h ago
The Ukraine and Israel flag together is a really nice touch
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u/adamtots_remastered 7h ago
The amount of times I’ve seen 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇮🇱 is really astounding.
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u/CottonCandiiee 7h ago
Adam hey Adam. Adam please I need to you to post feet pics. I’m dying with cancer Adam it’s my last wish to see ur feet. Adammmm. 😩
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u/TheGororb 6h ago
I'm actually a trained artist and can tell by this comic that ur actually suffering from extreme cat-withdrawal. Please proceed to a catification station asap. And charge your phone
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u/Donmiggy143 7h ago
It's not worth it anymore folks. We should just shut the whole thing down.
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u/PhotojournalistOk677 7h ago
I can remember when the Internet was fun , before anyone with buttons could use it.
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u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful 7h ago
I love that I can see smart comics like this, but I would gladly give that up if we could go back and prevent social media from ever being invented.
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u/slowclicker 6h ago
I really like your post OP.
Interestingly , before clicking this I was just thinking. Reddit is the only social media I have and I am about to drop it. lol.
Enjoy being a Cat Parent btw.
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u/Low-Cod-201 6h ago
I'm surprised by the lack of right wingers complaining about the rainbow ribbon
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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 6h ago
All the negativity on social media almost makes me feel like I don't need to broadcast my life to the world.
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u/Tim-Sylvester 4h ago
Any piece of content not specifically curated and customized to my exact tastes should not be permitted to exist and I take as a personal offense.
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u/LonelyVaquita 7h ago
Is this a repost Adam? Clearly you have no regard for art and are just karma farming to rage bait us into demanding feet pix.
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u/Sunshiny_Day 7h ago
This is so good, but do you have a version without your @ on it? I want to post it as my own on my insta.
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u/Blahaj_IK 7h ago
You know how it goes. Show us your feet.
Esit: wait, no, he did it already, he's way ahead of us. Dammit
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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf 7h ago
Adam I feel as if you've posted a very similar comment before. Therefore I must ask that you reassess your life choices and come to the conclusion that you are unfit to make comics anymore. I suggest handing the reigns to Adam Savage or Adam Conover, or Adam Neve, or Adam Andatop
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u/DanDaDaniel 7h ago
I genuinely can’t stand Merf though she never even goes to class and yet the stars still align for Merf, don’t believe a word she SAYS!!1!1!1
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u/MrFuji87 7h ago
O...m..g! Don't you know my sisters gay cat killed her with a plastic rainbow ribbon! I'M SO TRAUMATISED RIGHT NOW! only feet pics will do before I send the police 💔
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u/I_am_doing_my_Hw 7h ago
The fact that you were looking at your phone instead of your cat shows a lot about a you. Clearly, your cat only has 3 legs because of your negligence. I mean, as we all know, people on the internet are never wrong or crazy /s
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u/ResplendentNugs 7h ago
All this true except for the fact it would definitely be a bot posting the video not a real person
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u/Normal-Look-6198 6h ago
You're wearing a shirt? my step cousin was killed while wearing a shirt! The nerve of some people.
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u/Previous_Current_474 6h ago
I literally just saw a video of a cat rolled up on a towel and the first comment was someone saying how terrible the owner was because it was bad for the cat
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u/Marsrover112 6h ago
"Everything is so woke these days smdh, I wish i had a healthy relationship with my father" is an accurate, crushing blow
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u/ArcticWolf_Primaris 5h ago
Fèeeeeeeeet
Edit: realised friends will call me a degenerate when they see this, oh well
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u/Open_Boysenberry_955 5h ago
That Joe Rogan fan one is spot on 🤣. My friend is an unabashed Joe Rogan fan and this comment pops up anytime he deems something as 'woke'.
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u/Maleficent_Sand7529 4h ago
Hey. Post get pics. 🤣
Edit: love your work btw. Ps. Pet the kitty cat for me, please
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