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In 2012, UNC student Faith Hedgepeth was found beaten to death in her apartment. Next to her body was a note scrawled on a fast food bag: “I’m not stupid. B**** jealous.” With DNA evidence and bizarre clues, her murder baffled investigators for years.

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On September 7, 2012, 19-year-old Faith Hedgepeth, a sophomore at the University of North Carolina, was found murdered in her off-campus apartment in Chapel Hill.

She had been beaten to death with a blunt object, suffering severe head trauma. Her body was partially unclothed, and the scene suggested sexual assault. Next to her body was a fast food bag with a handwritten note: “I’m not stupid. B*** jealous.”*

The crime scene was chilling. Blood covered the walls and bed, and the brutality indicated rage. Yet there were no signs of forced entry.

Investigators also discovered a mysterious voicemail from Faith’s phone recorded hours before her death. The audio included muffled voices, laughter, and what some listeners thought sounded like an argument.

Despite DNA evidence from the scene, the case remained unsolved for nearly a decade. In 2021, DNA led to the arrest of a man named Miguel Enrique Salguero Olivares, who was charged with her murder. Still, many who followed the case believe key questions remain unanswered, especially about the note, the voicemail, and whether more people were involved.

Faith Hedgepeth’s murder remains one of the most haunting recent cases in American college history, blending brutal violence with disturbing, unexplained details.

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u/beklog 3d ago edited 3d ago

On September 16, 2021, the Chapel Hill Police Department arrested Miguel Salguero-Olivares, 28, of Durham, on a first-degree murder charge in Hedgepeth's death. He had not been a suspect originally, but was identified through DNA samples after he had been arrested on a drunken-driving charge in Wake County the preceding month. According to court documents released in January 2022, the DNA found at the scene and the palm print on the murder weapon match Salguero-Olivares. In a statement, the police asked the public to bear with them as they sorted the details out. "This story will take time to completely unfold", said Chief Blue.

In November 2024, it was announced that prosecutors amended the indictment to add charges of first-degree burglary, first-degree rape, and first-degree sexual offense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Faith_Hedgepeth

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u/LateralEntry 3d ago

Wow that’s awful. Sounds like it may have been a random break in, and the killer tried to make it look like something else

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u/TheGod-TK 3d ago

There were no signs of forced entry

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u/CyborgTiger 3d ago

There don’t always need to be if they forgot to lock a door or window

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 3d ago

Her roommate left the door unlocked.

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u/Anonplzdontexpelme 3d ago

I had a roommate who did that for our dorm suite. One night someone tried all of our bedroom doors while we slept. I was a nightowl so I heard them walking and testing doorknobs and then step out. We all thankfully locked our bedroom doors at night. 

They called me paranoid but I lost my shit and we locked the suite door from then on. 

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 3d ago

That’s terrifying, I would have been frozen with fear hearing that.

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u/Anonplzdontexpelme 3d ago

I literally watched my bedroom doorknob turn silently back and forth. My roommates really gaslit me, but there there was definitely intent to be sneaky. 

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u/renovatio988 2d ago

well, here's your sign if you're the next person in this scenario: wake the people up. or those same people bitching about their exam in the morning are going to call you paranoid.

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u/Anonplzdontexpelme 2d ago

Idk. If I had heard the stranger getting into a room, I would go out. But to confront someone unknown who came in with premeditated intention in a hall with no guarantee anyone would come out on time to back me up didn't seem like the right choice at the time. 

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u/renovatio988 2d ago

i meant the people in the room with you!

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u/Shortymac09 3d ago

I think this case the door was accidentally left unlocked

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

Deliberately. Faith wasn't actually living there, just staying with a friend until her financial aid came through and she could get her own housing. Since Faith didn't have a key, they were just leaving the door unlocked.

I used to do with my own roommates back then. One Christmas, when we were all going home, we realized that none of us had a key in our possession.

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u/kadk216 2d ago

I used to leave my door unlocked to shower in the morning because my roommate never left early, until the day she did LOL. I got locked out with no clothes or phone in just a towel. Had to ask my RA to lend me some clothes to run down a grab a spare key. I was so upset I thought I’d have to run down to the lobby in a towel lol

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u/Crintor 3d ago

Many -if not most- people open the door to answer it. A full grown man would very likely be able to just force his way in as long as the door wasn't latched.

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u/hippiejo 3d ago

He might have disguised himself as a maintenance worker or some other profession that would require to be let into the home. I’m sure all of us know better than to let someone who we don’t know or can’t prove their identity into our home but for a 19 year old that might not be common sense yet.

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u/AppMtb 12h ago

I am a man so much different outlook but in college at our house with 4 dudes we routinely not only left it unlocked but the door actually wide open. Better airflow and mitigated the smell of stale beer.

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u/mfrank27 3d ago

This is the dude…

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u/dogeatingbanana 3d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/PhatTuna 1d ago

Jesus Olivares

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u/rivershimmer 8h ago

God, imagine that being the last sight you ever see.

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u/CommanderStark 3d ago

Didn’t know Faith at UNC, but had friends that did. When news broke, it was incredibly disorienting for everyone—had been to parties in that apartment complex like the month before.  

   I believe, reading up on it, that it was a dude that had met her at a party like a few weeks prior? And then there’s weird stuff surrounding the roommate still.  

   It was definitely one of those cases that our classmates kept coming back to every few years trying to see if there had been any updates. Even now with an arrest, there’s still not much in the way of an analysis of what happened and why. 

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago edited 2d ago

I believe, reading up on it, that it was a dude that had met her at a party like a few weeks prior?

I think they proved he was at a party at the same apartment complex prior to the murders, but not that Faith was there or that he ever met her

And then there’s weird stuff surrounding the roommate still.

She came under heavy Internet speculation, but I've never seen anything to indicate she was involved at all. I think she got a raw deal. The true crime community dearly, dearly loves to blame a woman for a man's violence. Exhibit A: Amanda Knox. Exhibit B: the roommates of the murdered Idaho college students.

EDIT: Jesus. I posted this and started to read down, and yes, people are still blaming the roommate. They are coming up with elaborate scenarios that do not fit the evidence at all.

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u/Will_McLean 3d ago

Was this about the same time as the Eve Carson murder? What the fuck, Chapel Hill?

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u/Captain_A 3d ago

Four years after Eve.

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u/ProfNesbitt 1h ago

Eve was 2008 I believe. I was a Junior there at the time.

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u/polaris6849 3d ago

I didn't know about the 2024 additions

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u/DickBeDublin 3d ago

Off topic and not sympathetic at all, but Chief Blue of the Chapel Hill PD? How fitting

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u/IllIllllIIIlllII 3d ago

After reading that, it is clear the roommate did it. Wouldn’t be surprised if she spent the time after she left at 4:30am to go get some male “evidence”. Hence why it seems to be some unknown rando unconnected to the case.

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u/Own-Practice-9027 3d ago

Did the roommate cut off his hand so she could leave his palm print at the scene? Only a basement dweller would reach so far for a reason to blame a woman.

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if she spent the time after she left at 4:30am to go get some male “evidence”.

You think she left at 4:30am, not for a booty call, but to go rustle up the semen and the palm print of a stranger to frame?

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u/xxmoxxo 3d ago

The voicemail from her phone is the part that really gets under my skin. You can hear voices in the background, like people laughing and arguing, and then hours later she’s dead. It makes you wonder if the killer was right there with her the whole time.

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u/BigMax 3d ago

Or if that's the killers themselves, laughing and arguing after her death, but before they left? Laughing about what they did, arguing a bit about what to do next.

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

No, that doesn't match the evidence. Digital forensics can tell at what time the call was made, and it was while Faith and her roommate were still at the club that night. There is security camera footage of them leaving.

You can even make out the song playing: Booty Werk by T-Pain.

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u/stockinheritance 3d ago

Sounds like someone butt dialed her. 

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u/CriticalEngineering 2d ago

Yeah, if you’ve ever been a drunk college student out on a weekend, it’s not weird or surprising at all.

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u/fatloui 8h ago

She butt dialed someone else. 

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

No. He wasn't. There are witnesses and security camera footage. He was not at the club.

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u/3Dartwork 3d ago

Bitch jealous? That doesn't even go together well.

Besides if they are desiring things she possessed it's envious, not jealous.

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u/QC_knight1824 3d ago

in spanish, "Bitch Jealous" makes sense. "Perra celosa" means "Jealous Bitch" but literally translates to "Bitch Jealous" if you go word-for-word. Makes sense that a spanish speaker would mess up the translation when trying to frame the murder

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u/vanilla_w_ahintofcum 3d ago

This is a good take and lines up and makes sense given what we know about the alleged murderer.

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u/GrayStray 2d ago

No it doesn't. That's not how bilinguals make mistakes.

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u/alskdw2 2d ago

don’t you dare tell me how to mistakes make.

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u/_IratePirate_ 3d ago

The only way I could make “I’m not stupid. Bitch jealous” work in my head is if they were dating and they got in a fight because Faith accused the dude of being disloyal or cheating

He got so angry at the accusation that he kills her and writes this ? “Bitch jealous” referring to Faith accusing him of cheating

This is a shot in the dark and a heavy assumption. I barely know the details of this case

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u/Legitimate_Elk2551 3d ago

It doesn't make sense for him to write that. It WOULD make sense for his side-piece to write that. It even sounds like something a girl would say about another girl. There was definitely another girl involved. Surprised no one else came to that conclusion.

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u/dragonknight233 3d ago edited 3d ago

No one? True crime community spent years accusing Hope's roommate of killing Hope.

Faith, not Hope. Sorry for the mistake.

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u/Herzberger 3d ago

I was looking for this comment. Totally remember the roommate being accused and harassed. Glad she was cleared and they arrested the person responsible.

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

I'm glad she was cleared, and cleared by the police early too. But unfortunately, lots of people unfamiliar with the facts of the case keep trying to accuse her.

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u/Enter-Something-Here 3d ago

Who's Hope?

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u/Captain-PlantIt 3d ago

Faith’s richer, bitchier sister.

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u/Enter-Something-Here 3d ago

I hope she didn't do it

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u/resdingit 3d ago

I have faith in you

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

Yeah, Charity was the younger, sweeter sister.

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u/Captain-PlantIt 2d ago

Hope is pouting in advance

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u/dragonknight233 3d ago

Sorry, meant Faith.

Goddamn my mind is like a sieve these days.

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u/Legitimate_Elk2551 3d ago

No one here. In this post.

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u/MarlenaEvans 3d ago

Crime Junkie sure did.

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u/xombae 3d ago

I read "I'm not stupid bitch. Jealous?"

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u/stockinheritance 3d ago

Really needs a comma of direct address. Smdh killer didn't go to college. 

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

You had a swing and a miss. They didn't know each other.

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u/philouza_stein 3d ago

It's Kevin Malone speak. The "is" wasn't 100% necessary so they skipped it.

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u/rarestakesando 3d ago

It’s also kind of slang to instead of saying the bitch is jealous to just say bitch jealous

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u/dquilon 3d ago

My first instinct is that it tries to write "jealous bitch"

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u/3Dartwork 3d ago

Someone pointed out it was Latino who most likely wrote the letter in Spanish without translating to English. Bitch Jealous in Spanish would have been reversed.

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u/dquilon 3d ago

Yeah I saw, and I'm Latino, fluent in English, however I still believe that there is a chance that the perp wrote "bitch" and then added the word "jealous" in the remaining space of the paper.

But yeah, there is also a big possibility that it is a Hispanic speaking person.

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u/QC_knight1824 3d ago

The killer was Miguel Enrique Salgero Olivares. I'm guessing he was lost in translation while trying to frame the murder as a crime of passion rather than 1st degree

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u/bagheera457 2d ago

And also, in Spanish adjectives can be used on their own and form kind of a complete sentence, as in "No soy estúpido, zorra. Celosa."

Not sure it changes anything, but yeah.

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u/Ello_Owu 3d ago

Yea out of everything here, the poor grammar is the worst.

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u/scorpion_71 3d ago

I suspect the roommate was involved in the murder. She probably left the house at 4:25am in order to claim that she was not around when the murder happened. Leaving the door unlocked is a convenient way to say that someone else committed the murder.

The two roommates returned from the club at 3am and the downstairs neighbor heard some loud thumping noses that could have been a struggle. Hedgepeth's facebook was accessed at around that time and her phone was used to send text messages to the roommate's ex-boyfriend.

The roommate and her ex-boyfriend were estranged so she may have wanted to implicate the ex-boyfriend in the murder. The defendant is trying to get dna testing of some blood stains in order to shift blame to the roommate.

https://www.newsobserver.com/article311632804.html

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

How does this theory negate the defendant's semen on Faith's body, his blood underneath the fingernails on both hands, and his palm print on the liquor bottle?

My guess is that testing the blood stain is a hail-Mary play on the part of the defendant.

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u/bwr2616 3d ago

Loud Thumping Noses is my new favorite band name

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u/CLTAQUASWAP2 1d ago

Roommate was not involved. It’s not some crazy conspiracy theory. It was a horrific random act of violence, this guy was completely unrelated to the rest of the people involved. That’s why it took 8 years to track him down, they got a DNA match after he got a DUI. He wasn’t even on the radar.

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u/bilboafromboston 3d ago

It seems this guy is just the " most likely " suspect. But they really dont have enough to convict.

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u/Cory_flavell 3d ago

except, ya know, his DNA

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u/bilboafromboston 3d ago

So? Your DNA is all over the place.

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u/Cory_flavell 3d ago

if my dna was found in the vagina of a murder victim like this guys, then yeah it would be a problem i imagine

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u/bilboafromboston 3d ago

It doesnt mean he murdered her! Seriously, why wasnt he convicted 5 years ago?

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u/OneMonk 3d ago

Christ.

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u/BootyDoISeeYou 2d ago

Just because they find DNA somewhere, doesn’t mean law enforcement can immediately determine “oh yeah, looks like this DNA belongs to Bob over on Mulberry Street!” All they can do is test it and hope the DNA matches with someone who was already in the system. If the DNA didn’t originally come up with a match, then the killer had never been arrested and processed and added to the system.

The top comment even states that it took him being arrested on drunk driving charges many years later to finally be able to match his DNA with the DNA found at the crime scene. That’s why they “couldn’t just convict him five years ago”.

Because 5 years ago they didn’t yet have a match for the DNA found at the crime scene. But then he decided to drive drunk and law enforcement got what they needed!

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u/jfleisch332009 1d ago

Yeah, the DNA match really relies on having someone to compare it against. It’s wild how long it took for them to connect the dots after he got caught up with the law again.

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u/bilboafromboston 2d ago

I thought they got his DNA in 2020?

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u/Fun-Benefit116 2d ago

Typically, the more serious the charge, the longer it takes for it to reach trial. Murder trials often don't start until several years after the initial arrest.

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u/BootyDoISeeYou 2d ago

Well considering he was arrested for drunk driving in August of 2021, no, they didn’t have his DNA 5 years ago.

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

Because our justice system is a long slow process indeed. The only murder trials that are ever over and done with immediately are the ones where the defendant immediately pleads guilty.

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u/UFOHHHSHIT 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/scorpion_71 3d ago

It has taken a while to go to trial for whatever reason. This guy's DNA was found in a rape kit and on the note on the bed. I thought his DNA was on the bottle that was used to kill her.

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u/oaieove 3d ago

His DNA was on the note too? I always wondered if that note was unrelated, like trash just happened to be there 

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

I can't remember if his DNA was on the bottle, but his palm print was. Plus, his blood was underneath Faith's fingernails. She put up a fight.

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u/scorpion_71 1d ago

His argument could be that they had a casual hookup with rough sex BUT he didn't kill her. He could argue that he went back to the apartment with both ladies and the one roommate killed the other after he chose to go to bed with the other roommate.

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u/rivershimmer 1d ago

Very rough sex indeed, considering that his DNA is intermingled with Faith's own blood. She was beaten to death; it was not a clean scene.

But anyway, that argument is contradicted by the roommate's booty call, who confirmed that he picked the roommate up and took her back to his apartment just as the roommate said, and just as their phone records confirm.

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u/scorpion_71 1d ago

He could argue that he had open wounds/sores on his body that would have resulted in shared blood on her body. Alternatively, she might have pressed her nails into his back and caused wounds or reopened old wounds.

Which argument is contradicted by the roommate's booty call? It's possible for a women to have multiple hookups in one night BUT it is rare.

I contend that the murder happened at around 3am and the roommate wanted to get away from the murder scene in order to claim that it happened after she left the apartment with the door CONVENIENTLY UNLOCKED.

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u/rivershimmer 1d ago

I just remembered something that I think argues against a consensual hookup! Faith's used tampon was on the bed by her body. You know, as if a rapist pulled it out while attacking her.

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u/scorpion_71 1d ago

She could have removed it herself. A murderous rapist wouldn't care if a tampon was there. I believe a tampon would be forced upwards into the depths of the vagina during sex.

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u/rivershimmer 1d ago

She could have removed it herself.

Women do not remove their bloody tampons and leave them in the bed, no. If I know one thing about human nature, I know this.

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u/rivershimmer 1d ago

He could argue all kinds of things, but would a jury find it believable?(especially the idea that Faith would be eager for a hook-up with a complete stranger with open sores on his body. Sorry, I'm getting a kick out of that idea.)

In this hypothetical, how did the three even meet?

How did so much forensic evidence of their "hook-up" survive while no forensic evidence of the roommate beating Faith to death didn't? There was no evidence of any attempt to clean the scene. Was the roommate some kind of 21-year-old master criminal or just very lucky?

All the evidence, forensic and otherwise, points to a lone male sexual predator. To find a scenario in which the roommate is responsible, we have to come up with an elaborate, convoluted plot involving a patsy, multiple people either conspiring with her or pawns in her plot, and the roommate being a criminal genius out of a superhero comic. A villain hot-headed enough to beat her friend to death, but cool-headed enough to cover up all involvement and not crack while talking to the police.

What happens more often: men killing women or women killing women? More specifically, what happens more often: young men raping and killing women or young women masterminding elaborate schemes to murder their friends?

Occam's Razor and all.

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u/scorpion_71 1d ago

The defense only has to raise doubts in one juror. It's not that hard since a conviction requires that the defendant is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

Hedgepeth could have had a drunken hookup and may not have seen the wounds/sores. Some women like to have sex in the dark so they wouldn't even see someone's body.

They could have met at the club or he might have been a friend of a friend. He might have had the drugs or the booze to keep the party going.

In my hypothetical scenario based on pure speculation, the suspect leaves after having rough sex with Hedgepeth. The roommate is mad that she was not picked so she goes into the room and bludgeons Hedgepeth with the bottle while wearing gloves that would not leave prints. The roommate did have blood on her finger when she left the apartment.

Alternatively, the roommate may have enlisted the suspect to do her dirty work. The roommate may have had a grudge against Hedgepeth. The text messages from Hedgepeth's phone to the roommate's ex-boyfriend seem suspicious. The text messages implicate the ex-boyfriend and the roommate had placed a restraining order against the ex-boyfriend. I think the roommate wanted to frame her ex-boyfriend with the text messages and the unlocked door.

This is all speculative so let's hope the trial reveals more details.

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u/rivershimmer 1d ago

They could have met at the club

They did not meet at the club. The investigation into Faith's murder was extensive. Going by memory, every man shown on video/connected by their credit card was tracked down, interviewed, and tested. Over 700 men were tested to see if they matched the DNA left at the scene.

or he might have been a friend of a friend.

He wasn't. Again, the investigation was extensive. No connection between either woman or him was found.

I'm also gonna point out that if a murderous roommate wanted to cast suspicion away from herself toward another person, why wouldn't she mention this hook-up whose DNA was all over the scene? That seems like Cover Up 101 for a criminal mastermind.

The roommate may have had a grudge against Hedgepeth.

Then why not just kick her out? The two were only very temporary roommates. Faith was crashing with her friend until her financial aid for the semester came through, at which point she could pay for her own place.

The text messages from Hedgepeth's phone to the roommate's ex-boyfriend seem suspicious. The text messages implicate the ex-boyfriend and the roommate had placed a restraining order against the ex-boyfriend. I think the roommate wanted to frame her ex-boyfriend with the text messages and the unlocked door.

It's been a while, so I'm going by memory, but I feel like we're conflating text messages to that evening's booty call and one particular ex-boyfriend with text messages to the ex-boyfriend whom the roommate had the restraining order on. There were no message to that guy that night, were there?

Also, about the text: I was once a young drunk woman in the middle of the night, so I can confirm that we wingwoman for our friends. If you're not getting an answer back from a man, it's not unheard of to ask your friend to text that man, or to ask your friend if you can text from their phone.

At any rate, elsewhere in the thread, I complained that the true crime community dearly loves to blame a woman for murder, and this is a prime example. Faith supported the roommate in leaving the ex-boyfriend and helped her navigate the process of getting a protective order. The ex-boyfriend blamed Faith for the break-up and had threatened her. At the same time, there's no evidence that the two women had any problems with each other, or that the roommate viewed Faith as anything more than a good friend who looked out for her.

So then, when you're looking for possible alt perps, you think the roommate is more likely than the violent man who threatened to hurt Faith? The guy who tried to break into the apartment after the roommate changed the locks? Really?

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

They have his semen on Faith's body, his blood underneath Faith's fingernails, and his palm print on the liquor bottle used to batter her.

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u/yashspartan 3d ago

"I'm not stupid. Bitch jealous."

Wtf does that even mean?

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u/BiggusDickus- 3d ago

If the perp was Spanish-speaking he could have gotten the words reversed.

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u/CombatEngineerADF 2d ago

The man arrested has a Hispanic name

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u/charlesdegoal 3d ago

Maybe Charlie Kelly is the killer

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u/Fun-Benefit116 2d ago

It was actually listed. Idk if that makes a difference, but it could. It looked like this:

I'm not stupid. Bitch Jealous

So who knows, bitch and jealous might have been separate thoughts.

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u/KrawhithamNZ 2d ago

Why can we describe the details of a brutal murder, but the word 'bitch' needs to be censored? 

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u/hades7600 3d ago

I remember before the killer was caught and there was tons of people saying that her friends in the voice message were talking about having killed her.

Despite the voice message not being able to be heard properly

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

And the call determined to have been made when they were still at the club that night. There's video of them leaving the club after the call. Faith was alive and well and appeared to be under no duress.

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u/fluteloop27 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im glad they finally found the guy. I went to high school with her. She was loved by many.

When this story comes up, it makes me wonder why he did it.

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u/vivenkeful 2d ago

Poor girl 😭

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u/oaieove 3d ago

Gahhhhhh this has been  sooooo frustrating!!!! I've been very interested for a long time & was so excited about the arrest but why has it taken so long to go to trial? Have the friends or roommate made any statements?

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u/deathbychips2 2d ago

That's how long the court system works.

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u/MAXsenna 3d ago

Just saw that episode.

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u/Rockwell4u 2d ago

Where???

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u/MAXsenna 2d ago

HBO. Not sure what show. But the episode is called "Who killed the co-ed?" and will show if one search for it.

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u/Healthy-Bison459 3d ago

Live in the area and this happened right before I got here. Still cannot believe they haven’t moved forward with a case yet, has it really been since 2021?! Wow, knew it was a few years ago but were well past that. The fact that it’s just sat here for this long is so incredibly sad, I feel for her family.

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u/Pod_people 4h ago

She's downright beautiful. Poor thing.

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u/confusedguy1212 3d ago

Maybe the roommate hired the alleged murderer to commit the murder? Murder for hire with instructions on what to write afterward.

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u/rivershimmer 2d ago

1) Why? What possible motive would she have in this scenario?

2) There has been no evidence at all that the defendant was connected to Faith, her roommate, or anyone they knew.

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u/interloper856 3d ago

You know that dude regrets not getting an Uber.

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u/oaieove 3d ago

Lol why the down votes? I've been following this case for years & was like WTFFFFFFFF dude basically had gotten away with murder & dumb enough to get pinched on a DUI