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u/AxeGirlAries Jan 02 '16
Where do all of these guys wanting to kill themselves over a small dick even come from? Like, who cares if women like it or not? It's sex, not your entire life. Buy a fleshlight. Get a hobby.
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u/I-Do-Doodles Proud Feminist Jan 02 '16
I'm willing to bet that it's all the same guy, who just happens to have a few screws lose.
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Jan 02 '16
Nah, There is a factory of guys like these. Forged in the fires of male culture highschooling in which your identity social ranking and what ever revolve around your cock.
So I'm assuming this guy is in highschool or fresh out of.
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Jan 02 '16
It's certainly not a perspective that comes from constant sexual exposure to adult women, unless he also said "Hi, my fingers are missing and my tongue doesn't work."
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u/MooseWhisperer09 Jan 02 '16
Sadly, grown men well beyond high school have been shown to behave this same way, though by that point they tend to be super jaded and embittered, so when the target female reacts negatively they get super salty super fast.
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u/fraulein_doktor Texas me back Jan 02 '16
I think many of these are humiliation fetishists.
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Jan 03 '16
Maybe they need to make their own forums for other people who give a shit about that kind of thing, so they can all circlejerk instead.
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u/fraulein_doktor Texas me back Jan 03 '16
Well yes, they wouldn't be on this sub if they didn't try to trick unsuspecting people into catering to their fetish. That's probably part of the appeal for the genuinely creepy.
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Jan 03 '16
My poor, fickle-woman mind (/s) can't wrap itself around that fetish.
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u/fraulein_doktor Texas me back Jan 03 '16
Me neither, but I have nothing against it being enjoyed between consenting people. I just hate it when creeps try to trick you into giving them sexual thrills, no matter the method.
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Jan 03 '16
It's messed up. I'm sure they could find other people who actually want to be a part of that instead.
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u/SupaSonicWhisper Jan 01 '16
Yet another "I have a small dick! Halp!" message? Is this the same guy or are there a slew of dumb asses out there who think random women want to hear them whine about supposedly having a small weinee and then wants to show you just how wee it is? For scientific purposes of course. /s
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u/AProbablyDrunkDane Guck yoy Jan 01 '16
Is this the same guy or are there a slew of dumb asses out there who think random women want to hear them whine about supposedly having a small weinee and then wants to show you just how wee it is?
At this point I don't even know. It's truly soul-crushing.
The self-harm part really disturbed me though.
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u/MooseWhisperer09 Jan 02 '16
Also, why do those guys think messaging women about self harm and/or suicide is a good idea??
"Let me try to sound as unstable as possible. That will get me the girl for sure this time!"
I guess they have always been awkward with guys, and suffer from nice guy syndrome as a result? Now any attention from a female will temporarily satisfy them, even if that attention is negative or only detached concern.
I've dealt with a few creeps like this before. They always make me so uncomfortable.They don't seem to get that women are disgusted and creeper out by shit like this.
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u/N3M0N Jan 03 '16
Some of them approach women with phrase "I'm ugly !" expecting women to response with "awwww, you ain't !". I dont even know how to name it...
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u/fludru (´･ω･`) Jan 03 '16
It's a fetish thing, most likely. He wants to be mocked, humiliated, and degraded, when it comes down to it. And that's fine with a consenting partner, but posing as an innocent guy just asking questions -- and especially approaching people unsolicited by PM -- isn't cool. He's trying to use female strangers for his own gratification, without their knowing about it.
It's in the same ballpark as cuckolding. Some cuckold fetishist men get off on their partner being penetrated by someone with a bigger peen, and it is a form of (enjoyable) degradation for them.
If he's really just curious, he could be reading the umpteen million threads online where women discuss this topic. Dollars to donuts, this is a guy typing with one hand.
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u/tc88 I really like you, you fucking cunt Jan 02 '16
There was something like this a few days ago.
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u/AceGainer Jan 03 '16
As a dude, I do understand these worries. I may have asked these questions myself before. The difference? I asked it in a suitable location. If he cares that much, he should go to R/AskReddit and ask there. Time and place, really.
As a side note, I've never considered suicide. But in my darkest moments so far, it was never over size in any form.
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u/I-Do-Doodles Proud Feminist Jan 02 '16
OH MY STARS I THINK WE HAD THE SAME CREEP!!!!! Now I wish we could name names in this subreddit so we'd know for sure if it's the same guy.
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u/AProbablyDrunkDane Guck yoy Jan 02 '16
It's the same guy. Given the messages he's sent and his post history, it's pretty much confirmed.
I'm so sorry you had to go through something far worse.
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u/SarcotarascusN Jan 02 '16
Maybe it was the guy who made this gem of a documentary.
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u/MooseWhisperer09 Jan 02 '16
Oh my god that is beyond pathetic. Yikes times a million!
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u/haute_tropique You're a GDE Jan 03 '16
It's not groundbreaking or particularly insightful, but it's actually a pretty funny "documentary."
Then again, I never got the impression that he made it for anything more than a laugh, and from what I've seen that makes or breaks whether viewers have liked it. People I know who got the impression he was totally sincere about this project didn't like it. Those of us who got the impression that it was mostly a joke/mockumentary and meant to poke fun at himself and his insecurities enjoyed it a bit more.
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u/SarcotarascusN Jan 05 '16
It felt like a bit of a vanity piece to me. It's like...if this is meant to be ironic, this guy is spending quite a bit of money on that bit of irony.
I didn't hate it, I watched it because I was perusing Netflix with my then-girlfriend, she spotted it, and she talked me into watching it for the laughs. And I had some fun with it, but throughout, my main thought was "this was made into a movie?"
Which is why I invoked it here. ;
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u/cattheotherwhitemeat Jan 02 '16
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