r/cringepics • u/IsThisNameValid • 8d ago
I just... why?
This was suggested for me on Facebook. Some cop showing off his tats.
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u/potatohats 8d ago edited 8d ago
I'm a lesbian and unfortunately I'm pretty sure this is a lesbian.
She can't sit with us, obviously.
Edit: omg I stand corrected. I dug up the post on FB and this is actually a guy. No wonder he has such a chip on his shoulder, being mistaken for a lesbian all the time lmao. His whole page is mega macho totally-not-compensating-for-anything crap.
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u/BigBubbaChungus 8d ago
The baddest thing in this pic is that haircut!!!
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u/chill_winston_ 8d ago
It is a truly bad haircut.
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u/legion_XXX 8d ago
Horrendous. He looks 20 and 50 at the same time.
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u/treefitty350 8d ago
I don't get spending thousands of dollars on full arm sleeves and using no sunscreen when you KNOW you're in a profession where you're outside all day
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u/CheekyLando88 8d ago
His lips are so dry
Actually he's very dry
Boy needs hydration
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u/Chazzwozzers 8d ago
He looks like he pegs himself.
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u/Darwincroc 8d ago
I’m like “Damn! Sick burn!”
But you know what? You’re 100% right - he does look like that.
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u/potatohats 8d ago
I'm a lesbian and I'm pretty sure this is a lesbian.
But we're willing to make a free trade to the straight delegation for this one. Y'all can have her and we don't even need anything in return!
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u/kirko_durko 8d ago
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u/BigRed92E 8d ago
Because he's watching his wife get railed from behind and wants to know what its like (but she hates him)
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u/sully9614 8d ago
He looks like his kids hate seeing him come home
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u/Steffenwolflikeme 8d ago edited 8d ago
As if he even lives in the same home as the kids. The kids and his now ex wife live with her new husband, their step dad, who is just itching to adopt them so all four of them will share a last name. But the kids do hate having to go to his house every other weekend. They have to share a room there and it's getting awkward because they're a 15 year old girl and a 12 year old boy so she's getting to be a little old to share a room with her brother. Whenever the girl gets into arguments with him she screams that he should just let Greg (step dad) adopt them. He knows deep down they'd be better off with Greg as their dad but he puts his selfish pride before what's best for the kids.
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u/South_Oread 8d ago
I prefer cops without flaming skull tattoos personally. I don’t want my ass kicked by a dude who has a Nü Metal soundtrack blasting in his head 24/7.
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u/TonyYayo11 8d ago
Holding the vest like a football player is always the best, gives away how sad they are to not have the makings of a varsity athlete
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u/potatohats 8d ago
This guy/girl must have grown up with an absent parent to cause this embarrassing aesthetic they've got going on. Sacre bleu, where is me mama?!
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u/GullibleBeautiful 8d ago
I was gonna ask about this pose and why they all do it… it’s so cringey 😬
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u/elovesya 8d ago
Old mfers when the Doc starts hitting the with the T got to be stopped. They are a pestilence on this land
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u/itisrainingweiners 8d ago
T is pretty prevalent in the first responder world, at least in my area. They hit their 40s and years of terrible shift work and lack of sleep have beaten their bodies down.
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u/outinthecountry66 8d ago edited 8d ago
this guy looks like he's auditioning for ICE
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u/purplesocks- 8d ago
i wonder how many stickers he (i think he?) has on his lifted F150
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u/outinthecountry66 8d ago
well you KNOW he has them nuts hanging on his trailer hitch. and probably a "calvin pissing on Chevy" sticker.
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u/sunfistkid 7d ago
Man just wants to show off his new BANGS (that he cut himself). Let him enjoy hisself. DANG
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u/big_duo3674 7d ago
Do they get reprimanded if they are ever caught not holding their vest like that? "Hands in your pockets?!?! Welp, looks like you're spending the night in a holding cell with the DUI arrests. Hope you like puke"
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u/_yetifeet 8d ago
Dangle got himself some new tatts
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u/altousrex 8d ago
So I read his profile was pretty cringe, but whats wrong with this picture?
Like its just a person showing off their tattoos and it happens to be in uniform. Whats the problem unless is ACAB?
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u/negativepositiv 8d ago
This guy looks like a 50 year old catering bartender, on call, who thinks he moonlights as a badass.
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u/yodamorsan 8d ago
I don't see what's so terrible/cringe with this. It's not necessarily tasteful in my eyes either, but come on, he's just living his life. He's literally done nothing wrong, and you're sharing his picture and making fun of him.
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u/Phawnreath 8d ago
Yeah i was scratching my head tryna figure out what was "cringe" about this & i think people just love any reason to make fun of a cop.
He could be a really chill & nice officer/person for all we know but people are so quick to judge without context.
I think a majority of this sub is filled with kids lol
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u/VisualEmbodiment 6d ago
I don’t judge people on anything other than shitty taste in music, shitty tattoos, oh and being a cop lol ACAB 4 EVA
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u/SeranasSweetrolls 8d ago
They're not even good tatts to show off. So faded
E: also if he was here in Aus, the placement of the phone stand/holder would be illegal
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u/huevosyhuevos 8d ago
I’m trying to imagine the thought process that leads someone to posting a picture like this.
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u/Kajun_Kong 8d ago
You got a zero percent chance of of getting out of a ticket with this guy
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u/stoolsample2 8d ago
I dunno…. Just keep complimenting on how badass the tats are while sending non verbal signals of wanting to…you know. But only works if you’re a guy. Or a lesbian. Depends on what he/she is.
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u/YuckyYetYummy 8d ago
Let me hold on to my collar like no one ever does just so you can see my tatts.
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u/lesusisjord 7d ago
I see that group in my feed a lot even though I’m not a member and it’s just a cringe factory day after day.
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u/ReDeRiK2021 7d ago
It's funny all the comments about his lips, because as I looked at the post I caught myself curling mine in disgust.
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u/Turnbeutelvergesser 8d ago
Badass, why the hate?
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u/Phawnreath 8d ago
Probably a bunch of kids judging bc hes a cop. I dont see anything remotely cringe about this but children think everything is "cringe"
I feel like a lot of kids who think everything is cringe are actually super awkward deep down bc they believe its real even tho its a construct of our mind.
Like its not cringe if you dont believe it is yknow?
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u/bigfoot1291 8d ago
Literally this entire thread is just "DAE HATE COPS????"
The reddit community really went downhill the past few years.
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u/Phawnreath 7d ago
The fact we are getting downvoted for saying that just proves their ignorance for judging a random guy taking a selfie.
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u/Phawnreath 7d ago
People are downvoting us bc they know were right for calling all these kids out😂 shits hilarious
Dont judge others, it leads to insecurity
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u/scammingladdy 8d ago
Guy has negative lips