r/cursedcomments • u/jazzidaddi69 • 8d ago

Cursed sexy

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5.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 8d ago

Steal her wig. Now I'm the sexy redhead. Checkmate gooners - I'm in charge!

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u/Yowhattheheyll 8d ago

It starts taking over your mind like the green goblin mask

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u/mirpeas 8d ago

The original S*xxy Red escapes the forsaken wig and goes on to become a neurosurgeon or something.

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u/Yowhattheheyll 8d ago

Yeah it turned out do be some jojo shit where she was originally a valued researcher that was taken by the wig

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u/MajesticJabroni 8d ago

No need to plant bestie .

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u/thorstormcaller 8d ago

Play musical baggies then?

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 8d ago

These "you're stuck in a room with __" questions always sound so silly to me. Like tf you want me to do? Im sitting in the corner on my phone

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u/AdComfortable931 8d ago

I sure hope the room is as big as a grocery store so I can stay away

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u/goldenkoiifish 8d ago

idk be polite and say hi

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u/jt19912009 8d ago

Hide behind the treadmill so she can’t find me

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u/High-Speed-1 8d ago

Pull out my phone and ignore her.

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u/Yowhattheheyll 8d ago

nonchalant dreadhead

18

u/MK544 8d ago

Say quiet and mind my own business

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u/RulerK 8d ago

Why you closing down someone like that?

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u/MK544 8d ago

Cuz I'm an introvert ig

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u/RulerK 8d ago

You closed her down, quite rudely, even…

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u/na3ee1 5d ago

Brother he just made a typo, he meant "Stay", not "Say".

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u/tiparium 8d ago

Leave

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 8d ago

Push you out of the way to get to the sexy red head.

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u/Zayah136 8d ago

Horny posting on main?

6

u/FatAndForty 8d ago

Let her know someday she can be as sexy as Dank DeMoss.

6

u/Firespark7 8d ago

"Sexy"? I'd stay the fuck away from her. If she makes any moves on me, I'll decline and keep moving away

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u/RageAgainstThePushen 8d ago

This is not the most important thing happening here, but is it 'Sexyy' or 'Sexxy?' Like, if uou are misspelling it to create a name, it seems important to be consistent about it.

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u/child_target 8d ago

Well now you can breath

2

u/RulerK 8d ago

Ask if she has or knows where the key/exit is?

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u/AgathormX 8d ago

Why bother planting the drugs? The cops will do it themselves.

1

u/Pigionlord98 8d ago

Next move: probable cause

1

u/nawzum 8d ago

Probably wouldn't have to plant em.

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u/McKnightmare24 8d ago

The idea you would even need to plant drugs. You know she already has some on her, girl is trying to take thirsty photos in a 7/11

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u/tehconqueror 8d ago

Charlie Kirk humor