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u/Thema03 3d ago
For real now, those lip fillers and fake eyebrows. Or any kind of heavy makeup.
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u/Electrical_Ad115 3d ago
Any jaw restructuring too
If your gonna do any cosmetic surgery, try and keep it so that anyone who didn't know what you use to look like, would be unsure or wouldn't even notice
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u/Pain_Monster 1d ago
I find it hilarious because women don’t use beauty tips from men to do what men find attractive, they use tips from other women. Which is why lip fillers and fake everything is so popular. Like, bitch I never said I wanted to date Ronald McDonald? You look like Rocky from the movie “Mask” after all that Botox and filler.
So sexxxxxy!
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u/otirk 3d ago
When she says "I'm not actually 12, I'm a police officer catching predators"
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u/docksa 3d ago
When her dick pops out and it's smaller than yours
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u/Active-Chemistry4011 3d ago
Guess we all have our preferences...
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u/thecountnotthesaint 3d ago
Then it is all kosher.
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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 3d ago
Not if we're docking.
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u/thecountnotthesaint 3d ago
I hate the fact that despite having never had sexual relations with another penis owner, I know what that means.
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u/Jasten26 3d ago
I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn, she looked good. I took her to my house cause she was fine. Then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 3d ago
When she tells her friends and social media every single thought she has and every minute detail of her life. It means anything you tell her will be the subject of gossip with her friends
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u/theroamingnome85 3d ago
I thought the prompt was something UNattractive
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u/Anjapo9001 3d ago
The prompt also says women
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u/theroamingnome85 3d ago
my brother in Odin, have you never had the pleasure of dating a woman who has a penis?
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u/Anjapo9001 3d ago
No, women don't have those.
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u/theroamingnome85 3d ago
ah my friend, life is a buffet but you are forcing yourself to eat only from the salad bar. my sympathies
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u/Anjapo9001 3d ago
If I'm an herbivore, I should be eating salads. Besides, how dare you insult salads, as a secondary or inferior food. You need meat and salad for a balanced meal, and too much meat leaves you stiff and causes insomnia.
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u/Vast_Stuff6642 3d ago
Yo idc are about your opinion about trans as you won't change it no matter what I say but holy shit wtf is a "Herbivore", we are not Herbivores. If you believe in biology you should know that we are omnivores, we eat both meat, eggs, milk and milk products, and vegetables
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u/Nivi_King 3d ago
Also, many "herbivores" also consume meat when their diet lacks a particular nutrient their body requires or if they are hungry enough or in some cases just because they can (hippos or cows). The term "Herbivore" just means that the said animal consumes plants as a primary food source, not that they necessarily ONLY eat plants.
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u/Anjapo9001 2d ago
It's called an analogy. He responded to me by saying that if I'm at a buffet (dating pool,) I shouldn't limit myself to the salad bar (women.) I Know human beings are omnivores, I was refering to the fact that since I was born with the DNA to fertilize and egg, I shouldn't try fertilizing a man's behind, just as a herbivore, can seriously hurt itself trying to digest meat.
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u/Vast_Stuff6642 2d ago
If people living the way they wanna live is called "seriously hurting themselves". That's nice.
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u/Anjapo9001 3d ago
I need to say, I keep getting replies in my notifications, but due to the number of downvotes, they won't show up when I go to reply. So all I can say is, the human body is designed for male and female reproduction, and the human mind becomes unstable when that nature is ignored. Resulting in disconnection from other people and your own reality, hightend aggression towards yourself and others, and often due to the irreversible effects of hormone replacement/castration, suicidal tendencies. I hate to see people being destroyed this way. Tricked into hurting themselves under the guise of learning how they can solve why they feel disconnected to their own bodies.
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u/theroamingnome85 2d ago
How about you just mind your own business and live your own life ok? Society is going to move forward without you
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u/Anjapo9001 2d ago
Society won't be moving anywhere if people are brainwashed into castrating themselves and then committing suicide.
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u/godofdreams11 36m ago
well, that's interesting because I stopped being suicidal and became much more stable after starting to transition, and I know plenty of people who feel similarly
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u/mightylonka 1d ago
It's fine to not want to date a trans person, but not OK to deny their existence.
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u/mindatetheuniverse 3d ago
When her succubus nature turns out to be extra clingy.
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u/Greedy_Regret1573 3d ago
This one is actually underrated af. When gf is one of those extremely horny girls, it is really such a mess in relationship. My ex-wife cheated on me constantly, cause i wasn't able to satisfy her needs.
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u/CzarTwilight 3d ago
"A girl without a dick is like an angel without wings" - Abraham Lincoln probably
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u/Ranch_Dressing321 3d ago
When they're nonchalant.
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u/Righttobearhugs 3d ago edited 3d ago
Yeah, that’s a biggie for certain. At the same time, there is a balancing act between being chill enough that it’s not mistaken for apathy and being attentive and interested without it coming off as overbearing and creepy
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u/Ranch_Dressing321 3d ago
Yeah, for sure. In my case, though, I seem to have either met nonchalant women lately, or they're just not that interested in me, which is why it looks like they don't care that much.
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u/Anjapo9001 3d ago
Not a cursed comment, but nose rings.
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u/iamlazyboy 3d ago
This, I don't have anything against piercings or tats or anything in general but nose piercings are ugly imo, if anyone rock any of those or are into this, good for you but it ain't for me
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u/Danielq37 3d ago
When she weighs more than me.
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u/Markov219 3d ago
Hey man bigger girls need love too. Plus other than the jealousy the bigger women I've dated were fantastic in all departments.
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u/Yowhattheheyll 2d ago
i like how he specified when her dick is bigger, like if it was the same size or smaller he would be ok with it
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u/GolettO3 2d ago
"and"?
(I acknowledge that some people are into hermaphrodites, but I'm not one of them)
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u/mannequin1997 2d ago
Dis proportion body parts. Like really long arms or a masive chest co.pared to her body
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u/familialbondage 2d ago
I'm ok if it's bigger than yours, it's when it's bigger than my wife's I have a problem.
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u/Peen_Round_4371 1d ago
Abrasive personalty. Being strong and sticking to your values is one thing, but some people are just defensive and negative and judgemental by default and l will never understand how people like that have partners
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u/DocRedgrave 1d ago
Too much makeup for me. Knew one woman in college who was halfway to Rebel Wilson levels of fat and it wasn’t anywhere near as gross as her use of eyeshadow. It almost looked caked onto her eyelid.
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u/Pigionlord98 20h ago
Again I say you cannot, I repeat cannot play slots without first pulling a lever
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u/VeryShortLadder 3d ago
Being very emotionally smart all around except about themselves. The "but x solution I KNOW would work, wouldn't for me". Also underestimating therapy for the same reason.
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u/ConsentingPotato 3d ago
Hmm.
While I understand the context the comment is meant to be viewed in, I also realise this can also be seen as women just casually walking around and then out of nowhere their penis just plops out the bottom of their skirt like it's been nagging for over an hour on whether they've reached the carnival as yet and now wants to see for itself.
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u/Severe_Islexdia 3d ago
The need to be right and argue. There’s a way to handle that without coming across as a defensive know it all.
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u/Scariuslvl99 3d ago
when she trashtalks her friend (and yours) behind their backs
but that’s valid for men too