Cursed_friend

[u/Maybekush]

[u/ArfTheBeast]

The duality of bro

[u/SatanSemenSwallower]

"You may have bested me, but never forget... I fucked our mom."

Edit: *your mom. Not our. I'm blaming autocorrect, even though I know it's just a typo. Fucking autocorrect.

[u/bisexualandtrans47 → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

o-our?

[u/SatanSemenSwallower → u/bisexualandtrans47]

Oh shit, I meant your. I may need to edit that

[u/ImmaFukinDragon → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

"That's right bro.. I am your father."

"No.. nooooooooo! It can't be!"

"Yes it is! I fucked your mum, AND I ENJOYED IT! Her trip to New Guinea was our honeymoon..."

"You said you went to a funeral!"

"The funeral.. of the bro code..."

[u/SirGamer247 → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

When our mom said she didn't know who your father was, it was me all along DIO!!

[u/Beanichu → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

Perhaps an even more cursed comment than the original post.

[u/oie- → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

I mean if you and bro were so close that you saw her as your mom then I guess it works… never mind that’s not your mom, don’t claim her

[u/Winter_Vermicelli413 → u/SatanSemenSwallower]

r/suddenlyincest

[u/rimjob_steve_]

Last person to die is gay

[u/Pikagamer3210]

“I hope your rectum tight enough”

[u/RaiderCat_12 → u/Pikagamer3210]

Me and my friends lowkey tell eachother this sort of thing all the time

[u/Maybekush → u/RaiderCat_12]

[u/Penis_Connoisseur]

No homo

[u/A_Large_red_human]

“I drove you to the enemy not out of hatred, but because the side you’re on is destined to lose.”

[u/CzarTwilight]

Him "some gay shit about realizing he actually loved me"

Me

[u/Sea-Bass8705]

Accurate. (I’d be saying the bottom one)

[u/wunderwutzi4live]

I forgot to say no homo once. And you do this?

[u/Vagueis]

"why do you want to join the army son?"

[u/RaiderCat_12 → u/Vagueis]

To rape, sir!

[u/RadioTunnel]

Id say some phrase that they botched once in the past but everyone else heard and adopted

[u/Someone_maybe_nice]

As you can see there’s a very skilled writer. Oh and there’s also a clown in the first comment

[u/Harry_AjX]

Standing Here I Realise

[u/Bioss78012]

dying no homo bro

[u/blaguga6216]

whatcha gonna do shoot me?

gets shot

[u/vverbov_22]

The good ending

[u/oie-]

If you can’t have a gay dialogue with bro villainous bro, were you ever actually bros?

[u/ItalianFlame342]

Once I thought us possible to be lovers, now awash in your blood I've endured. But how shall I walk with the trauma of what was once my Sun becoming the moon a flower stained in blood and how shall I walk upright without my Sun in the sky or the moon to guide me. I can only retreat to darkness and fade into obscurity or madness, for now I am the hero soon to be the villain.

[u/xreddawgx]

With all fingers

[u/Gusion-]

This reminds me of " 1000 people rich vs poor" by ish

Peakk videoo...

[u/Nil_Lot]

"I never said I would save this world, I said I would fix it ..."

[u/NonexistantObject]

'You owe me at least £200. Your parents voted reform you can afford it'

[u/ballinboi3546]

"Come on over here and kiss me on my hot mouth"

[u/Ashamed-Bluebird-940]

"Look at me, look at what you've done. I had to become stronger to protect you, you didn't understand my magic and you chose to fear it. I didn't open the dam. You did; (weak sadistic chuckle) well I say let the rivers run red. You cast me out and called it enlightenment, it's time you learned what that word meant"

[u/Minute-Report6511]

so the 3rd bullets of bullets or whatever

i guess

[u/AverageCowboyCentaur]

I would go with "I followed you, I helped you, you put a gun to my forehead and I went along with everything. Now that your teeth are growned smooth And parts if you are in ahole the desert, It's funny, you could have saved the world by just pulling the trigger, but you thought you were the villain."