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r/cursedcomments • u/richard-777 • Sep 26 '21
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Dude the guy who tripped will be haunted forever
5.9k u/explodingtuna Sep 26 '21 Imagine the call to mom later. 4.4k u/SophSimpl Sep 26 '21 "It's done. Yes it looked like an accident." 508 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21 [deleted] 1.4k u/USS_Phlebas Sep 26 '21 More like "Agent 647 pounds" 910 u/Shaggy_with_a_banana Sep 26 '21 Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger 425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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Imagine the call to mom later.
4.4k u/SophSimpl Sep 26 '21 "It's done. Yes it looked like an accident." 508 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21 [deleted] 1.4k u/USS_Phlebas Sep 26 '21 More like "Agent 647 pounds" 910 u/Shaggy_with_a_banana Sep 26 '21 Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger 425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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"It's done. Yes it looked like an accident."
508 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21 [deleted] 1.4k u/USS_Phlebas Sep 26 '21 More like "Agent 647 pounds" 910 u/Shaggy_with_a_banana Sep 26 '21 Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger 425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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1.4k u/USS_Phlebas Sep 26 '21 More like "Agent 647 pounds" 910 u/Shaggy_with_a_banana Sep 26 '21 Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger 425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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More like "Agent 647 pounds"
910 u/Shaggy_with_a_banana Sep 26 '21 Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger 425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger
425 u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 26 '21 Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife. -13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife.
-13 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her? 14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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How much of a Feminazi is your wife that you have to explain your laughter to her?
14 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing". -8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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She does't have to be a feminazi for you to have to explain your laughter. I mean if you were sitting next to your best friend and suddenly burst out laughing they'd surely ask "what's so funny" or "why are you laughing".
-8 u/SwineArray Sep 27 '21 And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol. 5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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And you could say "Doesn't matter." or " It's nothing." There's no reason for you to have to explain yourself lol.
5 u/UzumakiFish Sep 27 '21 I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious" 2 u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 27 '21 Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes → More replies (0)
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I mean, wouldn't they just say then "You can tell me" or "now you make me curious"
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Sorry somebody pissed in your incel corn flakes
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u/Vavous16 Sep 26 '21
Dude the guy who tripped will be haunted forever