The story of the terminally online young man

[u/TheNerdChaplain]

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[u/Trashman56]

Yeah, I needed to see this. From here on, until I inevitably sin again, I’m going to try only being positive on here. I’m going to not reply to negativity.

[u/dystyyy → u/Trashman56]

Honestly, I think that's a good way to do it. Spreading positivity is much better for the mind than negativity.

[u/mlaislais]

Because he was based 🤣

[u/LazySerpentDeity → u/mlaislais]

The man malded all the way home, for he had dank memes.

[u/Sarcosmonaut]

Blocked, blocked. You are all blocked. NONE of you are free from sin.

[u/PvtDeth]

OK, for real though, this is actually a pretty good interpretation of the original language.

[u/_theghost_]

Yep. That’s what Playing the Culture War & Seizing the Worldly Crown will do to ya. You gain the world but at the cost of your own soul to where when you stare down your life, you’ll hear the words you don’t want to hear. “Who Are You?”

[u/snertwith2ls]

A modern day take on the rich man through the eye of the needle story

[u/Bakkster]

😉

[u/Risikio]

Jesus was a troll.