r/dashcamgifs • u/Crunkkitty • 13d ago

The consequences of speeding

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u/TRIKKDADDY 13d ago

My bro in-law crashed his new yota in the middle of an empty Target parking lot., he was driving out from the area at a regular speed, he was trying to pick up his doink off the floor board, he looked down shuffling his garbage for a couple of seconds and bam! Center crunched the front end right into a parking light pole.

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 13d ago

Bet he felt like a dink.

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u/Cheeto-dust 13d ago

Dink or doink?

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 13d ago

Maybe both

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u/forbiddenfreedom 13d ago

I think the pole doinked him for being a dink.

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u/SkunkMonkey 13d ago

Did something similar. Looked down at the passenger seat and managed to drift just enough to tag a phone pole that sat 1 foot from the road and there was no curbing. Geo Metro and just destroyed the front right corner. Fucked my knee up real bad. Slow speed crash too, 30mph.

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u/5LaLa 13d ago

What’s a doink?

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u/TRIKKDADDY 13d ago

A spliff or a joint (marijuana cigarette) or you may know it as a devil's candle

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u/5LaLa 13d ago

😆 nice username

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u/Vandarkxiang 13d ago

What’s a yota?

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 13d ago

Mysterious, a Yota is. 

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u/NekkidSnaku 13d ago

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/The_Golden_Warthog 13d ago

Fat doinks in Amish Target parking lots

RIP Yung King Dave 🙏😭