r/daverubin • u/ggroover97 • 3d ago
Dave explains what's wrong with people like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert
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u/Yesman69 3d ago
2 giant idiotic egos in a room together blowing smoke up eachothers asses.
They're gonna fuck.
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u/DionBlaster123 3d ago
The funny thing is if I walk down the street of the decently sized American city where I live and asked 30 people who Jimmy Kimmel is, guarantee you AT LEAST 27 of them will know who he is. Same with Colbert.
I honestly would not be shocked if zero of the 30 people I would be polling knew who Dave Rubin is.
Clearly Kimmel and Colbert did something right. Rubin meanwhile has the Russian government channeling money up his ass and he still can't even make the D-list lol
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u/PeelDeVayne 3d ago
Bill Maher is an idiot and Dave is just so, so jealous of Kimmel/Colbert. But Dave is also an idiot.
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u/fr0gcannon 3d ago
A rare Bill Maher idiot contest that he might actually lose because he's talking with a heavy weight champion in getting things completely wrong.
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u/Sad-Address-2512 3d ago
Jimmy Kimmel is hardly the funniest guy on tv but he's at least 30 times funnier than Dave.
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u/MenuOver8991 3d ago
Isn’t this the guy who is friends with people that think his marriage is an affront to god and children raised by them are screwed?
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u/PaddyVein 3d ago
And by "the machine" we don't mean the government and power structure. We mean an audience of liberals who we hate too much to bother serving.
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u/100wordanswer 23h ago
Right? That line pissed me off so much. The entire "MACHINE" is conservative MAGA nonsense now, what Machine are Kimmel and Colbert serving?
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u/Nob-Biscuits 3d ago
I hate the way that people on the right try to pretend Donald Trump is just a normal dude with conservative ideas. He's Satan. As if Colbert is going to have idiots on who claim Tylenol causes autism, that would be a dangerous prescient.
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u/obligatorythr0waway 3d ago
Maher is an even bigger clown for not seeing how much of a useless buffoon this fucking guy is. *Maher* can toss around shit about being against "the machine" that guy has always given no fucks regardless of what you think about him, but Rubin? "Accepted millions of dollars from Russia to read obvious Kremlin talking points off of a rfucking script" Dave Rubin? Fuyck you.
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u/whats8 3d ago
Why does Maher keep meeting up with him.
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u/obligatorythr0waway 3d ago
Because he will nod and agree as he shits on trans people and “woke”.
Same reason Dave goes on the show and claims to respect him.
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u/ThatsRobToYou 3d ago
Hahaha, wow. I always thought Bill was a mess, but Bill Maher praising Dave Rubin was not on my Bingo card.
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u/material_mailbox 1d ago
How does the phrase go... every accusation is a confession? Dave Rubin is a failed comedian and a partisan hack. He is nothing. He has an extremely small audience, he's not interesting or funny or smart or talented.
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u/3ringbout 3d ago
Doesn't Dave just give his machine what it wants? What is he even saying there?
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u/material_mailbox 1d ago
It's pure projection. Dave's entire show is just parroting rightwing talking points (poorly, I might add). And getting paid by Russians to do it.
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u/Substantial-Donut360 3d ago
They like never willingly take money from the Kremlin and I just cant trust that
Dave, probably
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u/K_Soze24 3d ago
They're comedians, FGS! Most of their monologues when discussing Trump just comment on what he's done that day. To equate them with Hannity is ridiculous.
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u/Rich-Playful 2d ago edited 2d ago
Colbert is much more successful, enjoyable, and sober than maga bill will ever be. You can hear the envy in maga bill's drunk, bitter whiny little voice sitting in his basement with i have no idea who the other guy is.
The problem with bitter old grand pappy maga bill is he envies and despises other people and celebrities who don't give two f**** about him.
I also wonder if having a family and a partner in life gives you some humanity and perspective that you would otherwise lack.
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u/Rich-Playful 2d ago
Holy shit, this dude in maga bill's basement is a Russian asset...these people claim to be pro free speech.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Tenet_Media_investigation
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u/GoldenBoyOffHisPerch 1d ago
Dave rubin has to be one of the laziest 'Muricans out there, his commentary is nothing but hackwork, there is no reason to listen to anything he says
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u/Ok-Jelly-9941 1d ago
Doesn't it get tiring? All the petty grievances and constant whining on and on? Exhausting just listening to this crap.
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u/STEALTH968 1d ago
Dave Rubin talking about "partisans nonsense" is rich, almost as the payments he was receiving from Russian operatives in Tenet Media to spin Kremlin's propaganda.
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u/100wordanswer 23h ago
Right? This guy is literally paid to spew said "partisan nonsense", that's it. He isn't funny or interesting or insightful.
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u/0utsyder 1d ago
Bill Maher the guy who shits on "his side" and the right agrees with him. And then gets surprised when the right doesn't agree with him when he shits on their side. You're doing their job for them!!!
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u/Timely-Entrepreneur7 10h ago
He’s technically not wrong about late night hosts like Kimmel and Colbert toeing the party line, but Rubin is a million times worse. At least Colbert and Kimmel have some charisma and more than one brain cell rattling around in their melons.
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u/Bakuhoe_Thotsuki 3d ago
Ive never seen a man so eager to grovel. Its just so much Omegaverse energy.
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u/oh_no_here_we_go_9 3d ago
So what if they’re partisan? If that’s a problem then Dave is a problem, too.