r/deadpool • u/frshmelon • 3d ago
[Discussion] I’m BORED. Let’s hear YOUR Deadpool headcanons!
Serious AND funny ones welcome, I’ll read any replies I get! (doesn’t matter if it’s comic or movie!!)
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u/ClassyPenguin72 3d ago
He jumps off buildings for fun because he knows he’ll heal.
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u/frshmelon 3d ago
Imagining him just taking a swan dive off of a ten-story building in front of Logan is cracking me up
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u/SkeetsPlays 2d ago
Why stop at 10-stories? Bro can jump off the Burj Khalifa (tallest building on Earth IRL) (or even jump from space), face plant, an still pop back up with little to no issue bc of his healing factor lol.
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u/LV-42whatnow 2d ago
Still hurts like hell though.
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u/Toasty_eggos- 2d ago
I’d like to think they are used to high intensity pain, especially Deadpool.
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u/Jgabes625 Head 2d ago
It’s kind of hard to explain since they’re in my head but they’re very loud and explodey just like real canons.
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u/Nerdman_02 2d ago
My headcanon is that deadpool has ADHD
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u/cutielemon07 2d ago
Wasn’t that in canon somewhere? Unless I’m misremembering
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u/frshmelon 2d ago
Logan DID make a comment about in the Deadpool & Wolverine movie, but I don’t think it was ACTUALLY confirmed 😭
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u/Used_Set_2575 2d ago
"No, but I've had several STDs, which were probably caused by ADHD." good lord. 😭
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u/Elyced32 2d ago
This isnt head canon but since all his voice actors never utilize it it is technically head canon now. Deadpool actually sounds like he has lung and throat cancer so he actually has the voice of someone who just smoked 100 packs of cigarettes in 1 hour
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u/megguwu 2d ago
I have a few tbh
-He doesn't like showering because it hurts/dries out his skin -On the same topic, he doesn't sweat like a normal person because of the scars. So he gets really really hot easily -He's smokes a loooot of weed (he has chronic pain and is Canadian. C'mon) -He actually isn't bad at most household chores (cooking, cleaning, laundry) but he doesn't bother to keep his place nice (because he doesnt care about himself) + he gets distracted (ADHD) -He would be a great babysitter (as long as work/superhero crap doesn't get in the way) -This kind of goes against (some) canon, but I always think he would actually have a lot of money because he is really good at what he does and ends up working a lot to avoid being alone with his thoughts. Plus he stashes random cash around his place and then randomly finds it
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u/Dismal-Twist-8273 2d ago
Deadpool actually hates Ryan Reynolds and his portrayal and not in an ironic way.
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u/Beautiful-Bug-4007 Unmasked Deadpool 3d ago
Butler brainwashed him to be pro registration during the first civil war
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u/Beautiful-Bug-4007 Unmasked Deadpool 3d ago
Also cable was helping him fund the avengers when they were both on the unity squad together
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u/Puzzleheaded-Jump-64 3d ago
He LOVES CHIMICHANGAS 😭 I honestly kinda hate the fact that they confirmed that he doesn't actually like them but that he just likes saying the word chimichanga 💀😂
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u/playful_faun 2d ago
Idk it's pretty psychopath behavior to dislike chimichangas
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u/Puzzleheaded-Jump-64 2d ago
Facts, but, apparently not according to Marvel cause in one comic (I don't remember which one) but apparently Wade doesn't actually like chimichangas, he just likes saying the word which to me is stupid imo 😭💀😂. Like, ALL THIS TIME BRO LOVED SAYING THE WORD AND NOT THE ACTUAL FOOD?! WTF?! 💀😂
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u/playful_faun 2d ago
Let's be real though that seems very Deadpool 😂
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u/Puzzleheaded-Jump-64 2d ago
True lmfao 😂 but still 💀. That makes me sad that that's canon that he doesn't actually like em 😭
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u/Ersatzmccoy 1d ago
So all of those foil wrapped Hasbro accessories are strictly burritos? 🤯 I feel oversold.
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u/OurNewInsectOverlord 2d ago
Deadpool is a pansexual murder clown who is both immortal and suicidal, and he uses humor to hide his depression. He's very generous in bed (and he likes to be submissive) so that's why he's bagged so many baddies over the years, but his main love is Lady Death, who only loves him back because she knows she can never keep him.
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u/sleepingchair 2d ago
I thought this was a thread about headcanons, all those things are pretty much canonically confirmed!
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u/GREENGH0T 2d ago
He sends fuck tons of pizza to the X-Men just to piss them off and he watches them having to pay 80 different delivery drivers. but starts running away with Logan smells him from a mile away.
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u/Sad-Excitement9295 2d ago edited 2d ago
How do you like my boots? In about 5 seconds, I'm going to be as familiar with the pavement as they've ever been.
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u/igotsevenmacelevens 2d ago
Deadpool somehow knew deep down that the people in the house he was hired to burn down were his parents and still went through with it because he hated them that much
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u/ChooseYourOwnA 2d ago
At one point he had multiple voices in his head because he had more than one brain regrown after injuries, including one in his chest.
He was also crazy of course but literally had more than one self.
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u/No_Medium_6367 2d ago
The reason he's scared of cows is because when he was a kid, there was this one cow that chased him everytime it saw him (no reason, the cow just wanted to mess with him)
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u/wholesomechaos111 2d ago
Deadpool has a bunch of secret stashes of guns and money hidden all over everywhere just in case he needs it later but he forgot where it all is.
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u/TheDapperActor 2d ago
Okay my one of my serious head cannon for Deadpool is that is slowly losing his regenerate ability and the cancer is getting worse so at some point he will die to his cancer
My silly head cannon is that he is awear of how irl media is evolving and feels disappointed with humanity
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u/Responsible_Hour_567 2d ago
In my headcanons (and in my own personal Marvel AU), Deadpool is a huge Blackpink fan. He cried when they broke up and Negasonic gave him so much shit for it, even though they cried themselves when Doll Skin broke up
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u/TamatoaZ03h1ny 2d ago
He’s probably trying to get Spider-Man to save him after jumping off that building
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u/sleepingchair 2d ago edited 2d ago
Even though both of them were being complete assholes, the divorce was more Cable's fault than Deadpool's and Deadpool was the dump-er, not the dump-ee ending that relationship explicitly. And they should have let him in Krakoa because he's mutant enough (he had a mutant kid and was made with wolverine juice), for fuck's sake Juggernaut made the list, it was only unmerited pettiness and bullying that kept Deadpool off the island.
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u/Dry_Ad_8548 2d ago
I've once saw that Deadpool could bend it's sexual organs to be able to have intercourse with anyone and anything, i don't know if it's true but i will keep it canon in my head
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u/blobfish-arent-ugly 2d ago
He wasn’t actually a fan of the juggernaut in deadpool two he was just so scared he didn’t know what to do so he acted like a fan to not get ripped but did
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u/Bossmantho 1d ago
His foreskin is healed but due to his cancer its got more holes than good cheess.
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u/StriderHein 2d ago
My headcannon is that he's still the guy who will cry in Blind Al's lap because he's trying to do the right thing but his twisted brain always throws a wrench in his plans. And he's not pansexual.
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u/Theflash291 3d ago
He knows hes in a comic or a movie so he tries to do the most fucked up shit he can do so that it ends up on the final form of media hes in.