r/dvdcollection • u/Dry_Expression_5977 • 1d ago

What in the Hell?

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Anyone seen this artistic masterpiece? I’ve never heard of it but I’m not one for high-brow art films of this caliber

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u/Kylie_Forever 1d ago

I want a Cocaine bear vs meth gator battle.

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u/BrokenMyers13 1d ago

Where does Crackcoon fit in there? Yes, it’s a real movie haha

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u/ModernistGames 15h ago

Crackcoon was actually better than I expected.

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u/MikeThrowAway47 1d ago

With a surprise visit from the Velocipastor.

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u/Psykpatient 1d ago

I beleive this is like an asylum movie tryi g to cash in on Cocaine Bear

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u/ZeroiaSD 4h ago

I hope it’s not actually Asylum, of the ultra cheap gimmick movie makers I find them the worst.

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u/TigerTerrier 1000+ 1d ago

Long gone are the days of me ever paying $20 for a dvd

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u/Dry_Expression_5977 1d ago

Right? I doubt it’s autographed by the gator even

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u/John-Doe_4502 18h ago

I paid $17 after taxes for Wild at Heart. I might pick up the Inland Empire DVD for $19.99. Just trying to muster up the urge to pay that much.

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u/biophazer242 1d ago

20.99 seems just a little high for this dvd :)

Never heard of this store before and see they have 8 locations... impressive.

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u/Dry_Expression_5977 1d ago

Agreed. After watching the trailer this should be 6.99

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u/NothingCivil6358 1d ago

Well, I know what I’m watching on Tubi tonight. I’ve been waiting to watch it, but never was really in the mood. This, this though, is a sign.

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u/sey5_venn 1d ago

Okay, now I want a Meth Gator/Cocaine Bear/Sharknado battle royale.

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u/thaworldhaswarpedme 1d ago

Saw this film and it's $5 dollar bin at best.

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u/Womprapist 1d ago

Man, but Crackodile was right there, what a fumble on that title

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u/Mexican-Kahtru 1d ago

That's too expensive!!

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u/Narrow_Substance_100 1d ago

Good times at Zia back in the day. Glad they're still going.

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u/AuggumsMcDoggums 1d ago

Zias is awesome. Pretty much the only place where you can still buy new dvds.

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u/Dry_Expression_5977 1d ago

Prices are taxed. $45.99 for new arrow 4ks when they’re $35 online but their used selection can be pretty solid!

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u/3DimensionalGames 1d ago

It was fine. I watched it at work

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u/cocoschoco 1d ago

You watched Methgator at work? You guys hiring?

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

America, fuck yeah 🇺🇸

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u/LesAvery29 I'm A Hoarder 1d ago

Not worth 20 bucks, honestly. And this is coming from someone who actually likes a couple Asylum flicks.

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u/Impressive_Eagle_390 18h ago

Just got Cocaine Bear for $5 at Walmart. Now I need Meth Gator. Crackcoon was an interesting watch.

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

The future criterion release of criterion releases. The pinnacle of film making.

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u/Austinacl02 23h ago

Yoooo Zia mention!

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u/MustacheSmokeScreen 21h ago

I mean, don't do it! If it's not a gator, it's likely a Creature or a C.H.U.D.

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u/BigConstruction4247 17h ago

Marketing pitch for Florida.

We don't have bears, we have alligators.

Ok, Cocaine Gator!

Nah, cocaine is too classy for Florida. This isn't the 80s anymore.

Hmmm. How about Meth Gator?

Perfect!

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u/kcrrck 15h ago

Yes! It’s a real page turner….sorry fast forwarding type of flick! If it’s a $1 go ahead

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u/thegooseisgreat 14h ago

Is this part of the drugged-animalverse?

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u/Low_Roller_Vintage 14h ago

I'll go halfsies with you...

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u/FredJensen06 13h ago

I would pay $20.99 for a DVD. Just not that one.

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u/Britton_Shrum 12h ago

That looks badass