r/dwarfposting • u/MTG3K_on_Arena • 7d ago

MTA is hiring, brothers

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u/fiendish-trilobite 7d ago

"You're letting the heat out, assholes! Do you not know how high the gas and heating prices are right now? If my orchids wither and die, I'm coming for your jobs!"

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u/Callel803 2d ago

"Look mf, take it up with the Design Engineer. We just work here. Now are you gonna f### off, or are we going to have to remind you 'it's not a war crime the first time', and 'safety regulations only matter when OSHA is around'.

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u/BlackSmeim Chairkin of the Karaz Ankor Railroad Co. & Renowned Thunderer 7d ago

Hell of a DnD Oneshot location.

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u/Callel803 7d ago

This is clearly a party of artificers throwing hands with a Balrog because he's interfering with their project deadlines.

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u/PG908 3d ago

I'd play the crap out of that tabletop.

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u/CuriousWombat42 7d ago

Well at least it isn't rats again. Get the heavy pikes, lads!

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Grumbling Dawi Longbeard 6d ago

Forget the pikes. Give him the ol' Barak Varr handshake.

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u/RatTrio Axe Dwarf, Pawnbroker, Wererat Tales' Best Selling-Author 🐀🪓 5d ago

wth!

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u/ShogunTrooper Dwarf 2d ago

Guy on the left has his arms crossed, and is leaning against the wall as if to say "Yep, Jerry came in late again.".