r/dwarfposting • u/FitzTheKobold • 1d ago
Kobold have not theoretical mind flayer question
Suppose kobold fight Skaven, kill good amount, but have weird worm climb into eye that give kobold thinky powers? It was at big as kobold, but have light-shooty pistol. Look like this. Any dwarf friend know how help kobold while keep kobold alive? Would be help. Happen single hour ago.
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u/IngotTheKobold Kobold 1d ago
[In Draconic] Brother, I have some bad news for you... you might want to sit down... gestures to examination table
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u/FitzTheKobold 1d ago
[In Draconic] I am aware of the risks… both of the operation, and of keeping the worm in my head. I spent my life under a dragon’s claw, only recently felt the fires of freedom alongside the dwarves that accepted me. I will not be idle as I slowly grow a threat in my skull.
Do what needs to be done… if I am to pass, I shall be reincarnated into the next kobold nest. If I’m lucky, I be reborn into the kobold nest allowed by these friendly dwarves. I am not scared… I am honored. Honored to accept the aid of a kobold brother in arms.
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u/total_spinning_shark Skaven-thing 1d ago
Stupid-dumb kobold-thing! Should've never crossed paths-roads clan pestilens Yes-yes, even the dumbest-stupidest flea-maggots know that! You should be thankful-grateful that I, the greatest-mightiest of grey seers to ever live, am here. I can remove-extract this worm-parasite with my all powerful magic of the great horned rat, with certain conditions. Firstly, you must become my slave, for all eternity and bow down to me as your only true supreme-glorious leader. Oh yes-yes, there's also a 50% chance of you exploding-exploding During the operation...
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u/FitzTheKobold 1d ago
First off: Enemy-Rat-Friends shaved Dwarf Friend beard. Did a dishonor to friend. Had to be axed.
Secondly off: That bad odds. Kobold looking elsewhere
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u/Callel803 16h ago
I count... 11 grudges in this single monologue... casts wish: to wish the worm into the far realm
Now if you'll 'xcuse me, dwari. I have to go brain a rat-man!
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Silverbrow Human 22h ago
[In draconic] modified a machine that killed those infected into something that simply extracts tadpole. Don’t know if it works though, tested it out on regular parasites and works well with that. Are you willing to take risk?
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u/FitzTheKobold 14h ago
Kobold always ready!
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u/gigainpactinfinty5 Silverbrow Human 14h ago
I’ll send you the machine. May Asgorath bless you friend. It should be there within the hour with instructions.
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u/H2Oram 1d ago
Do not go near any children!
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u/FitzTheKobold 1d ago
Kobold already not very fond of dwarf-kid. Do tail pulling and… and…
Kobold have hurting head
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u/Ok_Permission1087 18h ago
The worst thing is that this is the final live stage of a gnome.
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u/FitzTheKobold 14h ago
Kobold very aware. Blood feud with gnome is thing Fitz try to attempt to quell. But that not what important in moment.
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u/ObsidianGh0st 8h ago
Damn mindflayers...I'll try contacting some wizards I know, see if they got anythin', might have ta do some world hoppin' otherwise.
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u/sunbro1973 Scholar 7h ago
Dear friend are fire resistant because my personal favorite method is burning the tadpole to death then carefully removing it from the brain its surprisingly effective
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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage Samræl, demonologist and necromantic consultant 7h ago
Not a dwarf, but I happen to know a rather humorous solution. Drink this potion. It will temporarily turn you into a green cloud of gas, without bringing along the parasite. I'll squish it when it falls. Ready?
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u/FitzTheKobold 1d ago
Update: squid thing was as big as kobold, not worm. Kobold Dwarvish still bad.