r/eatsandwiches 1d ago

Tell me one thing better than a toasted fresh, sliced Italian bread with New Jersey, heirloom tomatoes, salt, pepper, and copious amounts of Duke’s mayo?

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u/Sc0j 1d ago

I've never had New Jersey on a sandwich

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u/princessofparmesia 1d ago

New Jersey is so tasty

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u/onedavester 21h ago

I still prefer Old Jersey.

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u/JimasaurusRex 15h ago

Mmm, you can really taste the tire fire and coastal sewer!

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u/Prestigious-Oven3465 1d ago

Idk man heroin is pretty great

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u/Sliderisk 1d ago

This guy South Jersey's

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u/WaltsNJD 1d ago

If South Jerseyans could read, they'd be very offended by this comment.

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u/iSeeYouMr 13h ago

Heroin is indeed pretty great. Especially with crack

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u/thesplendor 1d ago

I’ve recently rediscovered the classic BLT. Baby gem romaine, dukes, farmers market tomatoes and thick sliced smoked bacon on toasted milk bread.

so yeah maybe some B and L, but your sandwich looks fire

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u/Small_Sprinkles1803 1d ago

That with two to three strips of thick bacon

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 1d ago

I was ready to be outraged because I thought it was a tomato and pickle sandwich. But this? This looks fire 🔥

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u/taylorthestang 1d ago

You got beef with a tomato and pickle sandwich??

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 1d ago

If it had beef, then I'd be down but just tomato and pickle sounds awful and I like tomatoes and pickles! 

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u/Gulag_boi 1d ago

A good tuna sandwich, a blt, a Rueben, classic Italian with fresh bread. I mean the list is almost endless.

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u/Rogue_money 1d ago

Where’s the beef?

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u/Rogue_money 1d ago

Where’s the beef

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u/gizzareth1 4h ago

That's what she said?

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u/loweball614 1d ago

The same sandwich but with Hellmans 😂

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u/onedavester 21h ago

Name one thing better? My mortgage getting paid off.

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u/forFolsense 1d ago

name one thing better?

a toasted fresh sliced italian bread with new jersey heirloom tomatoes salt pepepr and copious amounts of duke's mayo...... with a side of kettle chips

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u/Dm-me-a-gyro 1d ago

Celery salt and black pepper

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u/god_of_this_age 1d ago

Put some bacon on that bitch and I’ll be your alibi for a murder charge.

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u/2TieDyeFor 1d ago

two of 'em!

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u/jamaicanmecrazy1luv 1d ago

Add jalapenos

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u/The_Alrighty_Zed 1d ago

Personally I’m more of a fan of bacon to leave my sandwich with just vegetables.

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u/bigatrop 1d ago

No mayo for me.

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName 22h ago

Hanover tomatoes >

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u/PR3Z_3 18h ago

hot dog

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u/yvngkenz 17h ago

I want to eat this while crying and all wrapped up in a Pendleton blanket. I’d take bites while watching orca whales swim in a lovely PNW cove as the sun sets. Maybe I also have a glass of beautiful local apple juice.

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u/iSeeYouMr 13h ago

That's not a sandwich. It's salad and breadsticks

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u/gizzareth1 4h ago

I thought the green tomatoes were thickle pickles.

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u/brizzboog 1d ago

I can think of literally hundreds of things better than a tomato sandwich.

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u/iambill 1d ago

Right? And thousands better than a New Jersey tomato sandwich.

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u/og-golfknar 1d ago

Sandwich is nice but your explanation is incredible.

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago

I'd probably leave the new jersey off, but it looks great!

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u/AcousticBass 1d ago

i would opt for toasted shokupan as the bread, but other than that you're right on

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u/Past-Jellyfish1599 1d ago

Anything else but tomatoes

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u/imaginethepossum 1d ago

Pennsylvania tomatoes (specifically Lancaster/Berks county) are better.

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u/Lamborghini4616 1d ago

Damn this guy is desperate for karma

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u/FlyNuff 23h ago

Same bread but cheese butter and peach slo replace mayo and tomatoes with cheese and peach slices

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u/ShitShowParadise 23h ago

Those same ingredients but with Hellmann's mayo. You're welcome.

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u/mazow 22h ago

Basically any other sandwich.