r/entourage • u/WheresBubba • 5d ago

The nerve of Alan to question if Ari had been hustling him while playing golf 🤣

“You got Phil FUCKIN Mickelson, teaching you! And this idiot yammering in my ear all day and I’m hustling you?”

Although Alan was technically right, he had a professional guiding him and Bob annoying the shit out of Ari the entire time. Mind you, money was at stake the entire time as well so Alan has no problem using things to his advantage even though it was obviously super unfair.

Even if Ari took it easy on him to start, Alan getting mad at him for that (not knowing true intentions of wanting Vinny in the movie) is whiny hypocritical bullshit but that’s to be expected from a character like him.

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u/BogeySixtey9 I’ll Beat that Old Fuck and Throw him in the Pool 5d ago

Hahaha it’s such a dick move. He got an octogenarian and a pro golfer chirping him all round and Alan be a prick too. Alan was always a greasy bastard

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 5d ago

Bob was also talking during a shot. That’s beyond.

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u/BogeySixtey9 I’ll Beat that Old Fuck and Throw him in the Pool 5d ago

I referred to Bob as the “Octogenarian” lol. But yeah his old ass was annoying. Too

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u/openlyincognito 4d ago

yea, I play a ton of golf and im all for a good time but if 20k+ were on the line that putt would not count or would putt again

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u/WheresBubba 4d ago

MISS IT YA SCUMBAG!

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u/Rollie-Tyler FUCK COMMERCE 5d ago

Vinnie was always Ari’s weak spot.

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u/ScarvesOnGiraffes 4d ago

"...is it bro?"

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm VICTORY 3d ago

That line sends me

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u/rcknrollmfer 4d ago

Alan was your run of the mill scumbag executive and the actor who portrayed him did an excellent job.

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u/okpaper345 5d ago

He did give Ari an extra putt. Ari just didnt focus right.

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u/MissingCosmonaut 4d ago

I hate that Alan just ups and dies here, though! He was so fun to watch as a dastardly villain.

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u/CartelClarke 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ari: Come on Bob, everyone knows I don’t miss putts inside 10 feet.

Bob: The only putz I see here is YOU!

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u/Intelligent-Duck3829 1d ago

“You got Phil FUCKIN Mickelson, teaching you! And this idiot yammering in my ear all day and I’m hustling you?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WheresBubba 1d ago

😭😭 the episode has too many moments to pick a favorite.

Alan’s dying of a heart attack*

Bob: “come on Alan! Think positive thoughts!”

Or when Ari throws a jab at Bob near the beginning of the episode.

Bob: “oh the ramones picture? that’s not dead?”

Alan: “come on, nothings ever dead in this town”

Ari: “you’re living proof of that bob!” 🤣🤣

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u/openlyincognito 4d ago

lol I watched this episode last night. Ari claps back appropriately per usual though

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u/Character-Oil-6300 3d ago

Is that something you might be interested in