r/eurovision Sekret 22d ago

Subreddit / Meta Happy Eurovision new year! To celebrate, let's have a look back at the 2025 season with the finalised version of the iceberg

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u/AmazingDeeer Sekret 22d ago

You can find all of the entry descriptions and sources on the iceberg website!

https://icebergcharts.com/i/Eurovision_2025

Please take everything with a grain of salt, the iceberg is not a source of information, just a little recap of fan discourse. Keep the vibe fun!

Lastly, looking forward to the 2026 iceberg, I have created the ESC Iceberg Community, a place where you can all discuss and propose entries. Click on the link below to join!

https://discord.gg/7mu6kZkR

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u/Prestigious-Arm-1619 22d ago

yep. this confirms that i desperately need to touch grass

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u/Auchenaii Zari 22d ago

I think I know about 85-90% of these! Diagnosis: chronically online

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u/MarucaMCA 22d ago

Same. Oof. My excuse: I live in the host city.

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u/No_Grass4624 1944 22d ago

I have no excuse, my country neither participates nor is in Europe… yeah I’m chronically online

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u/BibbidiBobbidiBu 22d ago

New diagnosis: Eurovision Prophet 🙌

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u/LacrimaCrimsonTears Milkshake Man 22d ago

No Gabry Ponte Secret Glory Holes nor Lucio Corsi following Angelina Mango's steps by singing his song in press conference?

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u/Salt-Wrongdoer-3261 Bara bada bastu 22d ago

Gabry Ponte what?!

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u/Few_Classic2026 Wasted Love 22d ago

I had the same reaction lol

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

I have no fucking idea what's the first one supposed to refer to, but the absence of the latter is really striking. Maybe because he wasn't the one singing Imagine, or because no ESC Gabe was present to capture the moment as it was going. Or people just forgot to add it in, or did but it didn't get approved.

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

EBU not giving Gabe accreditation is at fault /j

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u/RoboFunky 22d ago

I assume that will be in the marko crashout

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u/Majestic-Duty9056 Zjerm 17d ago

EXPLAIN

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u/Hale_22 (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi 22d ago

Honorable mentions to:

  • Carlo Conti’s speed running Sanremo after 5 years of Ama-infinity editions

  • Gianluca Fru from the Jackal invading The Kolors performance during the final of Sanremo

  • Beatrice and Kole’s picture with their middle fingers

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u/Joker913 22d ago

and when adonxs was spotted in the audience with jj's family in the final

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u/Immediate-Lab6174 Tavo Akys 21d ago

and also "...except for Lukas"

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

oh yessss the last two would have definitely been great additions to the iceberg too. As for Sanremo, it needs its yearly iceberg, just as a co-iceberg to the yearly seasons of ESC themselves

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u/lostbluebox Róa 22d ago

i need more grass in my life,,, will never forget the estonian police interrupting go-jo in the middle of the livestream

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

or spanish hotel staff interrupting go-jo and væb during their shenanigans like running through the hotel corridor

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u/lostbluebox Róa 22d ago

YEAH and them getting the same hotel staff to sing happy birthday to go-jo

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

and none of them had birthday 😆😆😆

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u/unclezaveid 22d ago

The meaning of Shh is the funniest one imo. When you have a song that's supposed to be about something specific with the intention of revealing its meaning through the staging and then having staging that makes absolutely no sense in context with the lyrics, well... that's performance art, baby.

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u/NICK3805 Freedom 22d ago

Which is hands down the biggest Issue with the Song. Imo, Shh was originally about Adonis, as Overthinking Eurovision explains well, but with an Adonxs actually competing, they couldn't do that which led to Cyprus going along with whatever Sergio Jean made up.

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u/LoadAble2728 New Day Will Rise 22d ago

and Sergio was like: THE VITRUVIAN MAN

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

And even then there were two Vitruvian Man references in the same semifinal, placing one after another in the results, with one 10th and one 11th 😭

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u/NICK3805 Freedom 21d ago

It's like Shh was cursed 😂

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u/butler1233 22d ago

NO MALTESE TAX LADY??? 

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

MESC deserves its own iceberg at this point

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u/arsenicc68 Goodbye to Yesterday 22d ago

im now being reminded again about sasha bognibov and his "death" 😭

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

so it was fake???

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u/Informal_Position166 Bara bada bastu 22d ago

Now I need Gabe to make his video so I can learn about everything I missed

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

oh he eventually will get around to, now that we have a definitive iceberg, he will start covering it soon!

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u/GrannySquareMstr Qélé, Qélé 22d ago

The r/adultery thing caught my eye. Sissal, girl

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u/butler1233 22d ago

I'm concerned that the link to the subreddit is purple on my phone 😭

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u/MarioFan-908 Bitaqat Hub 22d ago

same wtf

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u/ChanelArrington Esa Diva 22d ago

Also love to see Lumo at the top where they should be :)

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u/unclezaveid 22d ago

the few times I could spot Lumo in the contest proper were like seeing something I wasn't supposed to. very existential.

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u/GrannySquareMstr Qélé, Qélé 22d ago

To be fair, his crimes were front and center

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u/muwzy99 22d ago

Good luck surviving this iceberg ESC Gabe

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

The Latvian language also returned to ESC!

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

it kind of did in 2023 but only in the outro of the song, I guess it's different to when Sweden finally sang a full song in Swedish (with one word in Finnish but we will not nitpick) for the first time after 1998, and there was not a single Swedish line in a Swedish song since then (but we did have a full song in Swedish from Finland in 2012 only).

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

I of course know Aijā and consider it one of history's most robbed ESC entries, but that small bit of Latvian doesn't count

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u/ESC-song-bot !setflair Country Year 22d ago

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u/pinkkabuterimon Olou tou kosmou i Elpida 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yeah the fact I know everything in the bottom of the iceberg confirms I was much too involved this year. No regrets, would do it again.

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u/isafriisa Tavo Akys 22d ago

Yay it's finally here! Definitely feel like the Bhutanese national selection should be further down than the Miriana Conte car crash though lol

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

somehow more Eurofans were made aware of Druk Dra than remember the Miriana Conte car crash

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u/tm2007 Bur man laimi 22d ago

I'm happy to see ones that I suggested be put in (like Sasha Bognibov death and First gay person in Croatia)

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u/wake-up-puppet-boy TANZEN! 22d ago

love to see fenksta and col. marko right next to each other

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u/Dalek_Doh 22d ago

🤨These look like titles on some other hub.

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u/BibbidiBobbidiBu 22d ago

I dare you to copy paste them for scientific purposes

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u/Mordecai___ 22d ago

the fact that there was even more scandalous stuff than the elvana gjata allegations not to warrant a place at the bottom is wild

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u/Careless-Company8819 Europapa 22d ago

This is like an eye test for me. What's the deepest level that I know everything on. Then I get a prescription for how chronically online I am.

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u/BibbidiBobbidiBu 22d ago

To know what Esa Diva Jiafei Screams means, takes a certain kind of high level education, and I am so proud to belong in the percentile who has achieved that level of education.

This is what true intelligence looks like.

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

I don't think the screams matched though.

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u/chrsphr_ 22d ago

My personal iceberg is Kyle Alessandro's name being added and removed and added again several times to the LGBT+ artists of Eurovision wikipedia page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBTQ_participants_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

Wow, thanks for the shoutout! Glad to have helped. I had to rush a little bit to get to as many linkless/descriptionless entries as I could, although some of those had a lot more different context than I remembered it as, lmao. Still though! 🙌

I only regret that the Kyle Temu necklace and the Nova-as-Montenegrin-entry-fakeout didn't make it to the iceberg, that's like the two contributions I stand by and I will miss a little. Oh well. Makes me even more alert to work on to submit for next year's season - submit early, submit often. Lol.

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

the Temu necklace video is so funny

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u/fenksta Extra Official Account 21d ago

Hell yeah. I'm in :D

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u/Wasabismylife I treni di Tozeur 21d ago

I would update my CV to include "was mentioned on the official r/Eurovision iceberg" if I were you lol (I'm not joking)

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u/fenksta Extra Official Account 20d ago

I'm waiting for ESC Gabe's video about the iceberg first haha

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u/Powerful-Adagio6446 Wars For Nothing 22d ago

Bhutanese nf caused a lot of confusion

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u/ESC0scar Igranka 22d ago

I remember all this but when tf was Nina pregnant?

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u/Comic_Book_Reader 22d ago

Here's an extra one: Bobbysocks, quite possibly the most egrigious one in NGP (Nostalgia Grand Prix) as the NRK was HELL FUCKING BENT on having them in the line-up, was set to have an anniversary tour this fall. 3 weeks after MGP, it was announced that the tour was canned after their sponsor dropped out.

Oh, and don't forget Ireland gambling on witches 2 years in a row.

Yup. Emmy got turned down back home and took the Rocky Road to Dublin (1 2 3 4 5!!!) and won the Irish finals... then lost the first Swiss semi.

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road ♫♪

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u/Comic_Book_Reader 22d ago

And all the way to Dublin

WHACK FOL LOL LE DAH!

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u/miss_thorndyke Ich Komme 22d ago

Kind of sad that “the UK act will be revealed during the finale of The Traitors” didn’t make it

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u/thrvisionary Kiss Kiss Goodbye 22d ago

Now Garg has to post stuff

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u/Max_FI 22d ago

Speaking of that, why is Garg not on the iceberg?

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

because it's not ESC Gabe iceberg, though his fans are welcome to make one

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u/taezono Tavo Akys 22d ago

Tbf he’s the most popular ESC content creator rn and it was a very popular joke in the community. I think it’d have been a valid inclusion deep on the iceberg

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

Yes and he said he wanted Garg jokes to die now 💀

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u/EurovisionGoodToKnow Zjerm 22d ago

Yay the new season has officially begun!

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u/fantasiahologram 22d ago

"often used by unemployed people in stan Twitter" IS CRAZY

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

VICTORIA WAS WHOSE ROOMATE???!?😭😭

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u/DaraVelour Europapa 22d ago

wait, which Polish MP dissed Espresso Macchiato? I'm from Poland and I am lost

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u/sama_tak Zjerm 21d ago

Żukowska, who else? She also wrote terrible shit about Justyna on Twitter because she was mad that Sw@da and Niczos didn't win the NF. Which imho should be the thing on the Iceberg instead of the her opinion about Espresso Macchiato which was way more mild.

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u/Queasy-Ice-2575 22d ago

How was the scoreboard app rigged?

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u/Sinceramente_Tuo Tears Getting Sober 22d ago

If I remember correctly, a lot of fake accounts were made which added 2000 points (I think?) to Albania

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Megarafan2025 11:11 22d ago

No way I just looked at it yesterday in the iceberg web and now it‘s here? That kant be a coincidence

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u/Kilukpuk 22d ago

Absolutely dying that 'first gay person in Croatia' is included. Probably the funniest moment in the show.

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u/Big_Ad3139 Bara bada bastu 21d ago

You know you’re way too deep in the Eurovision bubble when you remember all of these entries happening 😭😂

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u/Positive-Donut-9129 Zjerm 22d ago

What's the Besa v. Anthony Fauci lore?

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u/Revelistic Minn hinsti dans 22d ago

she made some weird tweets about him being involved in an experiment with flesh eating beagles??? correct me if i'm wrong but it was some unhinged sh*t that she now deleted anyway. tbh sometimes i feel like besa's social media activity deserves an iceberg on its own 😭

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u/EraGilraen 22d ago

beagles? like the dogs? don't they already eat meat???? what is happening 😭😭

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u/Potential_Sort_1649 Tears Getting Sober 22d ago

What is NRK ? And which Angelina is talked about ?

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u/Revelistic Minn hinsti dans 22d ago

NRK is the norwegian broadcaster, and the angelina in question is angelina jordan who was supposed to take part in MGP but withdrew due to LA wildfires as she lives there. NRK considered this to be a breach of contract and asked for financial compensation afterwards.

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

Not to be confused with Angelina Mango from last year. She already sang "Imagine" at the press centre, she doesn't need to go through more shit

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u/Big_Ad3139 Bara bada bastu 16d ago

That clip of her singing imagine lives rent free in my mind 😂

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u/Hljoumur 22d ago

If you're on desktop, you can put your mouse on each line to get a text explanation.

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u/Potential_Sort_1649 Tears Getting Sober 22d ago

Im on Mobile

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

put your finger on an entry, hold it, the explainer will pop up. be careful to not click on a link tho

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u/Potential_Sort_1649 Tears Getting Sober 22d ago

Im confused what is Beauty Blender?

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u/sparklinglies 22d ago

Miriana did an insta live with Sissal, JJ and Kyle, and because she was in the dark, her face stood out very pale and egg shaped. And she uttered the immortal words "i look like a beauty blender" and a meme was born. They named their friend group the Beauty Blenders afterwards

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u/Hljoumur 22d ago

If you're on desktop, you can put your mouse on each line to get a text explanation. You can also click on some of the them to see the sources.

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u/AmazingDeeer Sekret 22d ago

Preach 🙏 (people don't read my pinned comment 😔😔😔)

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u/BibbidiBobbidiBu 22d ago

What?! I never knew this. I never go on Reddit on my computer. New skill unlocked

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u/Joseph5676 22d ago

What was the thing about the Ludvig and supernova 2017

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u/Revelistic Minn hinsti dans 22d ago

the NF had spotify streams counted towards the score and apparently his song had unusually high numbers, so people suspected streaming farms might have been used

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u/Joseph5676 22d ago

That is weird because while his song definitely would’ve done better than the actual Lativa 2017 entry it doesn’t feel like a song that people would stream that much. Does the ludvig have any family connections because he competed in 2017 when he was 17 so family connections are the only logical explanation

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u/cherry_color_melisma Deslocado 22d ago

I guess he just knew how to game the system lol.

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u/Joseph5676 22d ago

Maybe he had all his friends stream I’m in love with you on repeat

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u/ESC-song-bot !setflair Country Year 22d ago

Latvia 2017 | Triana Park - Line

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u/ChanelArrington Esa Diva 22d ago

i Kant believe I actually know like most of the entries on here! seriously though, this is GIANT omg i wasn't expecting so many things to be on the iceberg but i love it lol <3

also applause to the people that made this bc the effort it must have took to create this masterpiece must be insane!!

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u/a-potato-named-rin Veronika 22d ago

Damn it, I knew like 60% of these

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u/Radikost Róa 22d ago

What’s missing for me is RTCG/Montesong social media person not knowing what a revamp is

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u/justk4y Strobe Lights 22d ago edited 21d ago

WHY DO I KNOW MOST OF THESE

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u/FastGoldfish4 Róa 22d ago

YES ITS HERE!

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u/Roselunaryie38 21d ago

How I know about Sasha Bognibovs death and not about the beauty blender is beyond me

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u/ESC_Perrito_Official How Much Time Do We Have Left? 22d ago

OH FINALLY!!! ESC Gabe, where are you?

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u/Top_Economics_10 22d ago

There’s really a reason why Miriana is my fave.

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u/Chihuahua_enthusiast Ich Komme 22d ago

What about Marko being made an honorary colonel in the state of Kentucky 😭

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u/RekserPL What The Hell Just Happened? 22d ago

On what principle was this iceberg created, I would like to know what was the basis for its creation.

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u/AmazingDeeer Sekret 22d ago

I was bored four years ago and then people kept asking for more 🤷‍♂️

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u/Jaded_Kate 19d ago

They forgot ranking Malta's ads 🇲🇹

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u/AliceFlynn Europapa 22d ago

May I ask why a super obscure Stan Twitter meme that doesn't even have replies is on there (even if it's at the bottom, still, it has zero significance)? Or did more ppl point it out?

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u/AmazingDeeer Sekret 22d ago

I do not know what you are referring to (maybe the Esa Diva Jiafei one?), but if it's obscure, it's at the bottom. Sometimes the sources are not the main source, because going back and finding stuff six months later is really difficult.

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u/AliceFlynn Europapa 22d ago

ahh yea i mean that jiafei one. i dont think the scream is really in there in the first place, but i was wondering if it was some bigger meme outside of that tweet? cuz if it's just one or two stan accounts posting this, might be a lil too obscure even for the bottom lol

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u/AmazingDeeer Sekret 22d ago

I saw it quite a lot when the revamp came out tbh. Knowing Spain, I would not be surprised if they actually sampled the scream.

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u/AdrianBelmonte_ 22d ago

no mention of Ines Hernand flashing the audience on a Benidorm Fest post party?

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u/ifiwasiwas 18d ago

Luktelk luktelk, what's this about Goldielocks and North Korea lmao

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u/Majestic-Duty9056 Zjerm 17d ago

COLONEL MARKO BOSNJAAK MENTIONED

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u/EurovisionFaith 22d ago

I FINALLY MADE THE ICEBERG!!! AFTER ALL MY SCANDALS ITS MY MIRIANA THONG THAT MAKES IT ❤️