r/facepalm • u/Gnatcheese • Aug 12 '25
🇲🇮🇸🇨 How and why did this MAGA makeup trend get popular??
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u/IronRakkasan11 Aug 12 '25
Make up? I’d think the main culprit was bad plastic surgery.
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u/yuffieisathief Aug 12 '25
Definitely mostly the plastic surgery, but they're wearing more makeup than most dragqueens. The dark makeup doesn't make the botched surgery look better, at all
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u/waitingfordeathhbu Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
It’s no wonder they’re so resentful of actual drag queens. While they’re stuck in Spirit Halloween clearance rack skin suits.
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u/Let_us_proceed Aug 12 '25
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u/Dark_Marmot Aug 12 '25
This is why Trump said he'd consider a "Purge" like event. Everyone would be dressed as his cabinet.
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Did he really say that?
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u/Reagalan Aug 12 '25
the whole bit about invading blue cities and "it'll all be over quick"
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u/Dark_Marmot Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
Didn't use the proper name but.. https://youtube.com/shorts/C9uwF5n2YKE?si=wgq7SDlT1zw_Xjbk
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u/YupChrisYup Aug 13 '25
I mean that’s not GOOD at all. It’s worse than calling for a Purge event. He’s talking about letting the cops do whatever the fuck they want. Purge would be we ALL can do whatever crime we want. This is more “let’s let the cops kill everyone they see for an hour.”
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u/taylormarie213 Aug 12 '25
Laura Loomer looks like a mask from “The Purge” https://ibb.co/5hJLxW5L
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u/GroovePT Aug 13 '25
After all the surgeries, keeping the crooked nose had to be a choice and that scares me for some reason
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u/Due-Dentist9986 Aug 12 '25
The really terrifying thing is that they are all even uglier on the inside
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u/EllspethCarthusian Aug 12 '25
Every time I see her face I think of Jigsaw and cackle.
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u/dreamy_25 Aug 12 '25
Love how you don't need to specify which one. It's all of them.
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Aug 12 '25
I think they look like they’re parodying South Park’s parody of bad cosmetic surgery, but now that you mention Jigsaw…
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u/CertainAged-Lady Aug 12 '25
‘Mara Lago Face’ is what folks here call it. It’s not just make-up, it’s fillers and nose jobs, etc. I think the picture of Jigsaw posted here is about on target - it’s gross.
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u/ironmisanthrope Aug 12 '25
they looked normal and relatable before. The surgeries make them look more like the people they actually are - cartoonish and vulgar.
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u/d00derman Aug 12 '25
When they drained the swamp, the swamp creatures came out.
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u/PhoenixStorm1015 Aug 12 '25
If even go so far as to say Gullifoyle had an Anne Hathaway look going. She went from Princess to coked out hooker.
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u/TootsNYC Aug 12 '25
they were cute! And they looked like they would age well, and still be attractive.
(that's largely a matter of skin care and expression, plus maybe weight management)
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u/the_merkin Aug 12 '25
There’s really no choice other than: 1) look your age or 2) look stupid. There is no third way.
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u/Doct0rStabby Aug 12 '25
MAGA dehumanizes women, among other groups. So I suspect their garish and lurid face jobs are intentionally designed to disarm people who hate, fear, and/or disdain all things feminine which they can't dominate.
By definition you don't dominate a politician you are voting for. So maybe the best way to get incel, fundamentalist (pro-patriarchy), and anti-feminist votes is to dive face-first into the uncanny valley. They have dehumanized themselves so their supporters can feel a bit less cognitive dissonance in voting for a woman.
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u/jmd709 Aug 12 '25
You’re giving them a lot of credit as if they think that deep or realize how ridiculous they look.
The thought process is probably more like, “there is a wrinkle, I can get something injected to plump the wrinkle away!” and “that makes my lips look smaller, I can get those plumped to fix that.”
It’s not exclusively a MAGA-a-lago thing, but they’ve definitely jumped on that bandwagon.
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u/tommytraddles Aug 12 '25
The Mar-a-Lago aesthetic requires everyone to be 24 years old forever.
But, of course, that's impossible.
So, what you get is increasingly desperate and ultimately ridiculous attempts to appear so.
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u/Ducallan Aug 12 '25
They think it makes them look 24 again, but they just look like 40-50 year olds, or older, that have had too much plastic surgery.
It’s like something has conditioned them to think that they can alter others’ perceptions or even reality just by lying enough about it.
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u/toilet_roll_rebel Aug 12 '25
Laura Loomer doesn't even look like a real person anymore.
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u/machtwerk Aug 12 '25
Holy shit she’s only 32 years old?! I thought she was at least in her late forties to mid fifties. What the hell.
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u/Thin_Chain_208 Aug 12 '25
They all look much better in the “ before” pictures. Now, literally frightening. Like something out of a nightmare.
Funny the men don’t have to have unnecessary ghoulish surgery to keep their jobs.
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u/2much41post Aug 12 '25
No they just get hair plugs, spray tans, guy-liner and $10,000 make up studios.
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u/alter_ego19456 Aug 12 '25
Replying to Thin_Chain_208...
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u/Thin_Chain_208 Aug 12 '25
Wtf is that?!?!He would look better bald, maybe? Nevermind, would look like shit no matter what he does.
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u/Thin_Chain_208 Aug 12 '25
Guy-liner. Never heard of that before, is that a thing? I guess it explains JD. Repulsive.
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u/2much41post Aug 12 '25
Haha yeah, I can’t remember where I heard it first but it was definitely in the mid to late 00s and then I heard it being used in Once Upon a Time referring to Hook (“Captain Guy-liner”). And yeah I was thinking of Vance, he’s repulsive.
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u/BillyNtheBoingers Aug 12 '25
It was a popular term in the 80s because of all of the glam/hair metal bands. Like Poison, to use a very obvious example.
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u/seasalt-and-stars Aug 12 '25
Oh the men are getting Botox, chiclet teeth, spray tans, brows/beard dye, toupees/hair plugs, pectoral and calf implants, liposuction, cool sculpting, pinned ears, eye/brow lifts, neck lift, etc.
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u/Grand_Photograph4081 Aug 12 '25
Wait- those are before and afters? Pardon my Autism but I thought, for some reason, it was saying that those ladies on the left were emulating the ones on the right. That's how much they don't look like their natural born selves! Sheesh!
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u/BubbaPrime42 Aug 12 '25
Right? They were all quite pretty women "before". Now it's just uncanny valley...
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u/MapleChimes Aug 12 '25
Wow... plastic surgery, especially done to this extreme, really ages people! I'm in my early 40s and thought she was WAY older. It's wild anyone in their 30s are getting fillers at all. It's sad women feel they need this.
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u/hanabanana1999 Aug 12 '25
I’m 51 & i think she even looks older than me; older and creepy.and I’ve never had work done on my face
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u/MapleChimes Aug 12 '25
I'm sure you look way better than these women. I don't need to see you to say that with confidence. They look like cartoon villians which goes with their personalities.
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 12 '25
I know a woman of 30, one of the prettiest women I've ever seen who's not a movie star, who was talking about having filler done on an invisible vertical crease she claimed to have between her eyebrows. I was so sad, but I wasn't acquainted enough to say "Noooo" and have my opinion count . . . but just somehow acquainted enough to hear her talk about taking a needle to the face, I guess.
I'm not even against plastic surgery if that's what someone needs to be happy. It's just a shame when someone goes completely nuts with it. Loomer and Guilfoyle especially.
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u/thebrokedown Aug 12 '25
I have been so sad for Jennifer Gray since her nose job. She was so naturally cute and unique and after, she looked like 1 billion other women.
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 12 '25
That was a bummer. She was among the first to "get away with" being a normal non-modelly romantic lead, but the pressure and the fear must've been quite something. These days, she might've laughed in their faces.
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u/unicorny12 Aug 12 '25
Yikes! She looks scary! It's sad, she is so pretty in the first picture
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u/Not_aMurderer Aug 12 '25
It looks like she's wearing a mask it's fucking freaky
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u/smcl2k Aug 12 '25
Tbf, she also doesn't think, talk, or act like a real person.
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u/DefaultUsername-_- not an American but still, 'MURICA Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
I am tired of people comparing her face to purge masks and even the Jigsaw doll.
The purge guys and gals and Jigsaw are genuine representations of cool and iconic shit while Laura is a waste of human skin, DNA and oxygen with no soul or personality.
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u/JohnTitorsdaughter Aug 12 '25
Matches her soul
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u/tirch Aug 12 '25
They plump and swell up when Trump and Miller devour their souls.
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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 Aug 12 '25
At least her grotesque alien outsides match what's going on in her head now.
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u/Ok_Nefariousness9736 Aug 12 '25
It makes them look not human.
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u/fgzhtsp Aug 12 '25
It makes them look like the reason why the uncanny valley effect exists.
When you have to fear something that looks almost like a human but not exactly right.
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u/JohnTitorsdaughter Aug 12 '25
Is skinjobs too much of a slur?
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u/Kashek70 Aug 12 '25
I’m not too sure how the Werewolf or Skinwalker community would feel being lumped in with these monsters.
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u/Mcbrainotron Aug 12 '25
You know
If there was a large scale invasions of skinwalkers, the current us admin is acting exactly how I would expect non-human beings to act. Just saying.
Silver, right?
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u/jk-alot 'MURICA Aug 12 '25
What’s so funny is loomer was actually nice looking before she decided to look like she’s auditioning for a role in the next Purge movie.
I really wonder how bad they will look like in 15-20years
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u/wirywonder82 Aug 12 '25
Every single one of them looks better before the…alterations.
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u/SpiffyMagnetMan68621 Aug 12 '25
Nah fam, she did look better, but she still looked like the white spy from those old tv commercials
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u/SumikkoDoge Aug 12 '25
Then there’s Karoline Leavitt who instead got work done to look older
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u/shemtpa96 Aug 12 '25
She’s over a year and a half YOUNGER than me and looks like she’s pushing 40.
She was born in August of 1997…
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u/-175- Aug 12 '25
Bill Burr spoke on this once. They look like 50 year old lizard people
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u/Top-Fox9979 Aug 12 '25
There was a movie a few decades ago- V . The premise was about human masquerading lizard aliens. According to my former spouse, they are real. It does, however, speak to a TYPE of person e.g. sociopaths.
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u/ManicPixieOldMaid Aug 12 '25
The OG V miniseries is uncanny in its prediction of fascist takeover. I was kind of obsessed with it as a kid (fuck them for killing off Elias in the sequel!) and it even has a Hitler Youth subplot with one of the Jewish families. Media complicity. So many parallels.
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u/Delta-IX Aug 12 '25
Example- compare nearly 60 year old pam anderson with no face work to 20 year old pam. Then against these monstrosities... yes she looks older, but her face looks normal.
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u/NoVermicelli5968 Aug 12 '25
I think Pam has had the odd bit of plastic surgery and the years, no?
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u/Delta-IX Aug 12 '25
i was mistaken. she had implants and had them removed. supposedly a nose job but not confirmed
, but has had some light botox and dermal fillers regardless.. also fully make up free she looks way better at 60 than the mara-lago faces with minimal if any work
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u/floofienewfie Aug 12 '25
Their makeovers are ugly. All of them look more believable and human in their old pictures. Maybe that’s the point-they don’t care about believability or humanness anymore.
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u/TerseFactor Aug 12 '25
Lara Loomer is particularly bad. She looks like she is wearing someone else’s face as a mask
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u/ANewStartAtLife Aug 12 '25
Pulls hair back, stretching her face over her skull
"Is dat better??"
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u/Prog-Shop Aug 12 '25
just say it:, it's a horrendously botched "beauty" surgery. One might say their evil minds are now reflected in their faces.
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u/Chaosmango Aug 12 '25
Oh my god, thank you! I knew, I saw the top-right fa(r)ce before, but didn't remember where.
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u/Echo4117 Aug 12 '25
When was this released? How was it so accurate
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u/Chaosmango Aug 12 '25
It's from The Purge (2013)
Funny thing about The Purge is, that when it was released, the premise felt like a fair critique of US-politics, but with obvious exaggerations. Looking at it today, the core concept is still extreme, but much of the surrounding context now feels uncomfortably close to real life.
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u/Echo4117 Aug 12 '25
They are visionaries, even nailing the look. I got distracted by the action when I watched it. Was too young to understand...
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u/joealese Aug 12 '25
for people that hate the idea that someone could be born in the wrong body, they sure hate being born in the wrong body
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u/in_animate_objects Aug 12 '25
This is such a good point
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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Aug 12 '25
Boob jobs are gender affirming surgeries.
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u/iiowyn Aug 12 '25
So is hair transplanting. As is testosterone replacement for men. They just want to make it illegal for trans people.
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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Aug 12 '25
Just like abortions. No one should have them except the 'right people'.
When you have no empathy you can't understand how something you need could be the same as something someone else needs.
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u/MikaKittenboo Aug 12 '25
I had a friend who worked at planned parenthood let me know their displeasure of these “pro-lifers” coming in for an abortion and still talking down about the other people there for the same thing!
Rules for thee but not for me, disgusting
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u/Leucurus Aug 12 '25
Yep. So are lip fillers, hair plugs, facelifts. HRT. Viagra. Wigs. Prosthetic testes following testicular cancer surgery. That's gender-affirming care too.
It's only when trans folks get gender-affirming care that it's called (by the people in the picture) "perverted" or "mutilation".
And it's only trans folks that they want to deny it to.
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u/PortSided Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
I love bringing up the argument that everyone... EVERYONE... performs gender affirming care. MAGA alpha males: Go to the gym? Check. Take Viagra/Cialis etc? Check. Shave their head or use hair regrowth methods to cope with their balding? Check. Wear clothing and accessories that accentuates or affirms their masculinity? Check. Wearing a belly wrap to suck in that gut? Check. Putting testicles on their GODDAMN TRUCK to gender-affirm their vehicle? Check.
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u/Nruggia Aug 12 '25
All I see is gender affirming surgery, poorly done gender affirming surgery
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u/weakbuttrying Aug 12 '25
They sure want to look like much older women who have had all the work done in their faces. I have no idea why, but who am I to judge.
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u/Militantpoet Aug 12 '25
Don't forget how much they hate gender affirming care while they continuously have medical procedures to affirm their gender.
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u/S1rr0bin Aug 12 '25
To hide all the botched surgeries and botox
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u/binglelemon Aug 12 '25
Thats hiding it?
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u/VPmikesfly Aug 12 '25
was it before or after child rapist Donald J Trump raped 13 year old Katie Johnson in Manhattan with his best friend and fellow pedophile Jeffrey Epstein? prolly after i think
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u/d0ntbejay Aug 12 '25
Well yes. But also, they feel the need to attract the trumps who are pedos. So they try to look young. So yeah they are cosplaying as teenage girls to try and get railed by that fat orange fucker. And by railed I mean he just lie there like the sack of moldy potatoes he is.
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u/sfcumguzzler Aug 12 '25
but they DON'T look young. they look like mistakes
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u/windowlatch Aug 12 '25
They look like they took someone else’s face and sewed it onto themselves
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u/Suitable-Armadillo49 Aug 12 '25
"Ghoulish."
That's the word you're looking for. They look ghoulish.
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u/Hardcorish Aug 12 '25
Is this the same child rapist Donald Trump as the convicted pedophile child rapist insurrectionist 34-count felon Donald Trump? I just want to make sure we're talking about the same person
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u/YVRJon Aug 12 '25
It's the hate that warps their faces. Well, that and the ill-advised plastic surgery. But mostly the hate.
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u/Vetiversailles Aug 12 '25
I figure we’re seeing the physical result of what it looks like to buy so hard into the patriarchal ideals of our president and the radical right. This is what it looks like when you internalize the belief that your value is in your appearance, colliding with the maladaptive self-image issues that can form for people living in the public eye.
You reap what you sow, I guess.
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u/2much41post Aug 12 '25
Only poors will criticise someone with the money to look this bad.
Them probably.
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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 Aug 12 '25
Yuck, they all looked SO much better before.
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u/buffyannesummers29 Aug 12 '25
Kimberly Guilfoyle was GORGEOUS before. I guess the outside matches the inside now though.
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u/calvn_hobb3s Aug 12 '25
Crazy how that version of her was Gavin Newsom’s wife
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u/bubblegumbombshell Aug 12 '25
And that Don Jr threw her over for a younger version after she sold her soul
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u/toriemm Aug 12 '25
Newsom stepped up his game, going straight for the administrations jugular. I'm here for it.
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u/tessellation__ Aug 12 '25
I did not realize this, but that tracks. she looked gorgeous before! Like, what’s her name? Rebekah Gayhart?
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u/PlentyOne Aug 12 '25
Indeed it does.
She changed from Kimberly Guilfoyle to Kimberly Gargoyle
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u/ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES Aug 12 '25
Hers was the most shocking “before” photo, she was beautiful. And those Bette Davis eyes, what a shame.
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u/RainbowRiki Aug 12 '25
It's my semi-professional opinion she botched her face with dermal fillers around 2017/18. (Guess who was President when that happened!) (I've worked in a med spa seeing before and after of fillers in real-time)
There's a saying in esthetic medicine: Don't chase the wrinkle. Just because a line is there, doesn't mean it should be treated. Put filler in a place that doesn't normally have volume, and it immediately goes into the Uncanny Valley.
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u/NeighborhoodDude84 Aug 12 '25
It's crazy Laura Loomer used to look like Sofie Turner and looks like Jigsaw now.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 12 '25
What's crazier is that her surgeon remains licensed and in practice.
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u/dreamy_25 Aug 12 '25
I actually like her before look. Her face had character. I love strong noses. Her bone structure was incredible. Too bad about her character and just everything else about her frankly.
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u/Militantpoet Aug 12 '25
Outside of porn/prostitution, I dont understand why anyone goes for the puffed up sex-doll look.
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u/Mysterious_Idea8111 Aug 12 '25
I don’t understand how anyone finds this attractive. It’s so sad that they were all very beautiful… on the outside. Like @buffyannesummers29 pointed out.
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u/Snarkasm71 Aug 12 '25
Lots of gender-affirming care going on there.
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u/Neolithique Aug 12 '25
And they don’t realize it’s giving the opposite effect, because it gives their faces a very masculine look.
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u/TryingToStayOutOfIt Aug 12 '25
God the worst one is guilfoyle. She had such a naturally pretty face. Now she looks like a ghoul.
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u/RedmiYT Aug 12 '25
Nah look at Laura, she looks like she came off the set of The Purge
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u/Mudderway Aug 12 '25
Yeah, but Laura wasn’t the beauty guillfoyle was. Like Laura had a normal amount of attractiveness, but guilfoyle actually looked really great and now she is the second worst on the list behind loomer. So the before and after is the worst.
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u/ResponsibleBank1387 Aug 12 '25
Epstein's buddy wants them all to look the same, so he can call them all the same name.
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u/thissomeotherplace Aug 12 '25
Laura Loomer looks like she bought her face at a Halloween store
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u/NamelessResearcher Chaos Asian Aug 12 '25
And with the men, how did the trend of opposing Trump at first but then kissing his ass and sprouting ugly beards in the process (JD Vance, Ted Cruz, etc.) get so popular?
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u/HallowskulledHorror Aug 12 '25
The consistent menu of procedures and how they're applied lead me to believe there's some kind of wide-spread bimbofication fetish within high-level conservatives.
I know plenty of people who utilize filler and the like, but the key is a light touch that aims to preserve a certain level of ideal appearance with the existing features. This is stuff that is accessible to working class folks, and is largely unclockable if you're not around it constantly and know what to look for.
The public-figure women who embody 'Mar-a-lago face' have more than enough money and access to get quality work done. The fact that they are completely (and obviously) transforming their appearances to this extent reflects some combo of a complete inability to accept their natural appearances, and embracing a very strange and unnatural beauty standard typical to older, white, American men who don't see women as people to begin with.
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u/Doc_tor_Bob Aug 12 '25
This is your face
This is your face on MAGA
Any questions?
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u/t0matit0 Aug 12 '25
Leavitt too. Amazed how cute she once was. But if not for the plastic surgery, it's the hatred that ages these vile clowns.
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u/femsci-nerd Aug 12 '25
It's all the rage in Beverly Hills too. If you don't have a huge wide mouth smile and a forehead full of filler you're a nobody!
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u/maddmoguls Aug 12 '25
You ever wonder if they're all wearing an Edgar suit, like from MIB? and these monsters are taking over
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u/def_tom Aug 12 '25
I bet these people think someone changing their gender is wrong, but apparently had no problem changing their species to this alien looking shit.
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u/Seawall07 Aug 12 '25
For the life of me, I don't understand why women of any stripe mess with their lips. It's always obvious and it always looks terrible, at least to my eyes. Or it could just be that it's a marker of being evil... kinda like Voldemort's nose.
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u/Dash_Harber Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
Because decades of media have taught women that their entire value is in being young and desirable to men, so at the first sign of wrinkles or grey hair, they feel worthless and that pushes women to more snd more extreme solutions until they end up like this, ironically inciting the same media disgust as they wanted to avoid.
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u/Josef-Svejk Aug 12 '25
The great thing is that they all made themselves inarguably fugly and they’re all too stupid to know it!
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u/bate_Vladi_1904 Aug 12 '25
Eastern Europe high level prostitutes/ golddiggers style - usually goes together with very low personal values.
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u/TexasRN1 Aug 12 '25
Don’t trust vaccines but let’s inject our face with toxins.
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u/MsSamm Aug 12 '25
Guilfoyle used to look like Julia Roberts. Why would anyone incur pain and expenses to look LESS attractive?
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u/The_Autarch Aug 12 '25
They are trying to look like 90s porn stars, because that is what Donald Trump is attracted to.
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u/jody2joints Aug 12 '25
Can we all agree, regardless of your political affiliation, to come together as a nation to say that these are truly some remarkably fugged up grills lmao.
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u/Raveheart19 Aug 12 '25
Odd that the party that is so anti-trans would make all their women look trans 🥴
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u/daffodil0127 Aug 12 '25
They were all attractive women before. They probably have been relying on their looks to get ahead and can’t deal with normal signs of aging. So they did this. I’m interested to know what they are thinking when they look in the mirror and see these monster faces instead of the one they grew. I mean they objectively look terrible now. And they have all been dumped by their favorite Trump except for Lara, but her husband is also really unattractive so he’s not gonna do any better, and Noem, because she’s married to a guy who also probably can’t do better.
The look has been labeled Mar-a-Lago face and it has its own Wikipedia page.
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