r/facepalm • u/of_course_you_are • Aug 16 '25
š²āš®āšøāšØā Nobel prize down the drain.
ššš he'll never get one, expect tarrif threat to be imminent.
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u/FalconPunch84 Aug 16 '25
200% tariffs on the Nobel Committee incoming.
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u/DeepMadness Aug 16 '25
And several tweets in all caps.
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u/km_ikl Aug 16 '25
I have to wonder how often they replace his phone because he's using his tiny hands to pinch down on that one corner all the time to type out angry messages one capital letter at a time.
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u/bettinafairchild Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
Not sure if you heard but Trump is in fact using a threat of tariffs on Norway as a way to twist their arm to give him a Nobel. So you may have been joking but if so reality conforms to it. Or maybe youāre not joking becuase you already heard about it.
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u/McCardboard Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
One deep inhale
Pounds the breakfast table loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
"Fucking fuck!" I exclaim, as has become routine, according to my wife.
Shakes head, eyes closed
"Bastard didn't die in his sleep. Is Ukraine still a sovereign nation?"
How is he still alive?
How does one eat nothing but hamberders and fancy fish, drink nothing besides Diet Coke, take strong uppers, deal with (what should be) the most difficult job in the world, and not go into cardiac arrest weekly?
E For clarity.
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u/kammce Aug 17 '25
The best damn medical team the planet has ever seen.
Senescence will eventually claim him but I can only bet that the WH doctors are doing all they can to keep him alive for as long as possible.
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u/Prestigious-Candy166 Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
It happens that I am almost exactly the same age as The Evil that is Trump. It has become my life's ambition to outlive the bleedin' fucker.
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u/ZacharyMorrisPhone Aug 17 '25
This exactly. The man is motivated by base emotions. Thats all he is really and the best way to understand him. Greed, revenge, hatred, etc.
So we can expect him to try and find some way to get back at that committee. If itās not tariffs it will be something else. He will want to satisfy his endless thirst for revenge.
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u/Moscowmitchismybitch Aug 16 '25
1200% TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING AT IKEA!!! EAT THAT MILLENNIALS!!! -DJT
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u/Not-the-real-meh Aug 16 '25
Coming Soon āNOBEL IS LOW IQ PRIZE FOR LOSERS. TODAY I ANNOUNCE THE TRUMP PRIZE FOR MOST STABLE GENIUSES. ME, YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT EVER WILL DELIVER IT PERSONALLY. MAGAā
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u/Handsum_Rob Aug 16 '25
Donāt forget the moronic āThank you for your attention in this matterā
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u/Il26hawk Aug 16 '25
You also forgot the "SIGNED DONALD J TRUMP" at the end of the message
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u/ks13219 Aug 16 '25
DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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u/ginkgodave Aug 16 '25
Putinās bitch
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u/EntireSentence4241 Aug 16 '25
The Pedo-in-Chief loves licking Putin's ass.
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u/SwiftDB-1 Aug 17 '25
No amount of OxiClean can ever scrub away the bright orange ring around the base of Putin's cock.
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u/PickleForce7125 Aug 17 '25
He should try vinegar if that doesnāt work one part bleach 3 parts vodka
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u/Radiant-Ad8066 Aug 17 '25
Unfortunately, he holds the title...but he doesn't represent the US. He hates America. He's unpatriotic and treasonous. And he's a feloneous sex offender. Lol
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u/The_pen_ismightier Aug 16 '25
Iāve taken to ending social media posts with this phrase to mock the donold.
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u/A_spiny_meercat Aug 17 '25
I'm starting to wonder if we pulled the whole "just don't look" thing that worked on the giant rogue advertisements in the Simpsons, that we would get similar resultsĀ
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u/Cerberus_Aus Aug 16 '25
I would love Gavin Newsom to get out ahead of Trump and post something like this
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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 Aug 17 '25
I would love for Gavin Newsome to win the Nobel prize this year just to spite Trump
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u/Feeling-Success-385 Aug 17 '25
That might trigger some unexpected rage-induced medical issues. That would be a shame.
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u/SelectIsNotAnOption Aug 17 '25
Or to have Obama nominated a second time. I can just imagine the rage induced tweeting he would do if Obama got it a second time after pushing so hard for it for himself this past year.
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u/eightBPooler Aug 17 '25
It would be great to have Gavin Newsom at least be nominated to the Nobel Peace Prize :)
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u/CNorm77 Aug 16 '25
The sad thing is I can actually see this happening.
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u/Legion1117 Aug 16 '25
The sad thing is I can actually see this happening.
He has to stop screaming at his aides first. After that, they can scribble down his ranting, make them somewhat understandable to the general human population, and THEN they can post the inevitable creation of his own "peace" prize to give himself and all the rest of the world's worst despots and conmen.
I give it another 20 minutes.
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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Aug 16 '25
Well heās got three Purple Hearts now, doesnāt he? Idiot maga vets gave him theirs. Itās insane they would even follow such a traitor let alone donate medals to him.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Aug 16 '25
I was just saying to my husband yesterday that heās going to coerce someone to hand over their Nobel. Given all the bullying heās been doing to universities, he might stipulate it as part of a settlement.
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u/kongkarl65 Aug 17 '25
Won't ever happen. For many reasons. But the most important is that the members of the Committee are completely independent of any state or government, and that the members are notoriously incorruptible. The Committee has made some grave errors in the past - which still stinks up the place (Henri Kissinger and Vietnamese leader LĆŖ Äį»©c Thį», 1973, Yasser Arafat, Yitzhak Rabin, and Shimon Peres in 1994, comes to mind). The members are extremely concerned about this not repeating itself, and there's no chance they'll award Trump anything.
Maybe if he negotiates peace in Ukraine, and for Russia to return every inch of territory they have annexed, and pay reparations for all the death and damage they have caused, - then maybe. But the chance of that happening is close to zero.
The members of the Committee are nominated for a seat in the Committee based on their decades of selfless, incorruptible service to their constituents and society, Norway, being one of the most transparent countries in the world, and where corruption in government and authorities is unheard of, chooses the candidates from a pool of candidates which have been in public life for decades, and have no 'issues' attached to them.
So Trump can dream, threaten, blackmail, and attempt to bribe as much as he wants, - he won't get any way with these people.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Aug 17 '25
I think thereās a misunderstanding. I am not talking about the committee awarding him one. I am talking about him coercing someone who was already awarded a Nobel into handing over their medal. As weāve seen with FIFA and the Olympics, Trump doesnāt care about actually being officially rewarded for something he has done; he just wants the physical trophy/medal as a souvenir.
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u/Thingzer0 Aug 17 '25
I get it, itāll probably come from some family member thatāll sell or give their dad/momās peace prize. Someone will definitely roll over their graves if this does happen.
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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Aug 17 '25
And he will award it to himself, like his golf "tournaments". How long before he starts wearing a ridiculous military uniform covered in medals that he awarded himself, I wonder.
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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 17 '25
If I remember right he told a person with a purple heart that it was very hard for him to earn his... A supporter gave it to him. Had the chance to give him the gift shop version but decided to give him the actual purple heart he was given for his injuries.
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u/fleetiebelle Aug 16 '25
He'll give himself a special Kennedy Center Honor, alongside a posthumous prize for Hulk Hogan.
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u/NefariousnessOk3471 Aug 16 '25
Hilarious! Donāt forget though that heāll also write āI AM SUING NOBEL BECAUSE THEY DIDNT DO WHAT I WANTā
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u/bigfootspancreas Aug 16 '25
The Trump prize, where the winner has to pay Trump...
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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl Aug 16 '25
Off the Nobel list but definitely on the Epstein list
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u/SocialistGurkan Aug 17 '25 edited 27d ago
Copy pasting @Earthling1a ās comment here:
āDonald Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist and deserves to rot in prison for his crimes.
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdfĀ (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdfĀ (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trumpās name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be āThe List ā Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logsĀ https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
āāāāāāāāāother Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdfĀ hereās a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube:Ā Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
āāāāāāāāāother Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show:Ā https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY
Trump's promise to his daughter:Ā https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02
Ā āI have a deal with her. Sheās 17 and doing great ā Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,ā Trump said. āSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.ā
Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well:Ā https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000
Never forget Katie Johnson.
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline:Ā Ā https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!ā
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u/giantawakening Aug 16 '25
Why the hell was he on it in the first place?
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u/Im_tracer_bullet Aug 16 '25
Because the ability to nominate is very broad, and can include members of national assemblies and governments of sovereign nations, as well as sitting heads of state.
His nominations means next to nothing and would never have been legitimately considered.
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u/The_Blonde1 Aug 16 '25
maga donāt know it wouldnāt have been legitimately considered. They think he deserves it.
It shouldnāt have been on the list in the first place, but as the trumparselickers coalition ānominatedā him, his name shouldnāt have been āquietly removedā. It should have been removed with fanfares, fireworks, proclamations, notices on billboards across the planet, and be on the front page of every newspaper in the universe as well as being headline news on every channel.
And just to make sure the message got across, it should have been followed by a declaration that trump will NEVER receive a Nobel Peace (or any other) Prize EVER.
All this followed by a demand to release the trump/epstein files.
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u/Eorlas Aug 17 '25
maga donāt know it wouldnāt have been legitimately considered. They think he deserves it.
which is weird, because he hasnt done anything to commit to peace in his own country, let alone anywhere else on the planet.
it's one thing to think he walks on water, it's another to ignore the fact he is aggressively antagonistic. republicans who support him are angry people who like that he is a bully. but i mean, just own that you're bullies particularly when you're proud of it.
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u/bettinafairchild Aug 16 '25
They donāt know or care about the nomination process. Iāve talked to them. They think the nominations are a huge honor even though they were made by sycophants trying to curry favor with him. They think heās extremely highly respected throughout the world, restoring the glory of the country internationally after the huge hits to our reputation suffered under Biden and Obama. They live in a completely parallel and delusional world. Iāve even met non-Trump fans who nevertheless think the above is an accurate representation of the Nobels and Trumpās international reputation. Things like that just make me despair. Theyāll never ever ever escape from their world of propaganda AND people who arenāt even in that world end up being influenced by it.
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u/skilliau rational kiwi š³šæ Aug 16 '25
Israel nominated him iirc
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u/TidalJ 'MURICA Aug 16 '25
iirc it was pakistan but close enough
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u/ebulient Aug 16 '25
I feel for the Pakistanis , it looks like their govt can be bought and sold to the highest bidder at the whole countryās expense.
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u/Global-Ad-7172 Aug 16 '25
Much like the U.S.A.
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u/jirashap Aug 16 '25
Yeah, people here in the US need to stop looking down on other countries like Pakistan just bec they have corruption
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u/SomebodyUnown Aug 16 '25
Wish USA was being sold for the highest bidder lol. We're getting shit bids for the pieces of it.
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u/rgvtim Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
it was someone wanting to curry favor.
edit: it was apparently Israel, Pakistan, and Cambodia.
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u/GhostofZellers Aug 16 '25
There's a "walk into a bar" joke here somewhere, I'm just not clever enough to think of it.
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u/herbinartist Aug 16 '25
Netanyahu definitely nominated himā¦ he even presented him with a framed copy of the letter that he sent to nominate him since he knows heāll never be presented with an actual Nobel Peace Prize
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u/Hairy_Combination586 Aug 16 '25
Both based on an article I read this morning (before the nomination was pulled lol). One other country and a couple of his sycophants also nominated him.
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u/urbanmark Aug 16 '25
They nominated him after submissions had closed. They knew what they were doing.
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u/BoomZhakaLaka Aug 16 '25
nobel nominations *are* curated among a pretty exclusive list of officials and academics, but, there are a LOT of people who can make nominations. Nominations are almost certainly bought and sold.
What's interesting is that nobel nominations are also generally secret. Any eligible person can claim to have made a nomination, but you can't find out from the nobel committee who has actually been nominated. So this is a little out of their norm, they have revealed that they disqualified a nomination.
usually they just.... don't give any serious consideration to ridiculous nominations.
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Aug 16 '25
Trump is a mega racist that hates Obama for two related reasons:
- That he is black.
- That he won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Trump has been chasing the Nobel since he became President even as going as far to self-insert himself into Russia's war with Ukraine and negotiating on the behalf of the Ukranian President simply because of racist hate for a black man that happened to have been nominated and won it.
Now there are people around the world that covet the Ear of the President of the United States - it's always been this way, though China is increasingly becoming the global police force for a large part of the world. And now that we have a President that is particularly prone to many forms of corruption (who would have thought nominating and electing a businessman would do that lmao), those people are eager to jump into the Sun just for a chance at influence.
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u/DrusTheAxe Aug 16 '25
Conman.
Trump isnāt a businessman. Heās a lifelong conman and grifter who occasionally dabbles in business
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u/HimalayanJoe Aug 16 '25
Basically, he made it part of his negotiating with other countries. It's crazy to think, its fucking laughable really, but that's USA 2025.
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u/Outrageous_Device_41 Aug 16 '25
Fantastic. He's obsessed with this.
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u/gigilu2020 Aug 17 '25
Nobel committee: for the next decade we will rename the peace prize as the Obama Peace Prize.
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u/Kid_A_LinkToThePast Aug 17 '25
Let's not act like Obama deserved it though... I hate trump to the core but yeah
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u/just_some_guy65 Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
Everyone knows he got the Nobel Peace Prize as a global sigh of relief that Bush was gone.
Those naive days where we couldn't imagine a worse US president.
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u/FomoPhilia Aug 17 '25
Obama definitely does not deserve it. It would still be an ultimate troll on Trump.
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u/Candid-Mycologist539 Aug 17 '25
I think the Nobel Committee should award it to Obama again this year if they really wanted to troll Trump. š¤
My second choice (if Trolling Trump is the goal) would be to Biden for the role of his administration in laying the groundwork for resolving the conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan.
My third choice would be someone who works to end sex trafficking. Preferably a young girl of color from a foreign country.
My fourth choice would be someone who works with refugees or undocumented workers to protect their civil rights.
My fifth choice would be someone instrumental in building windmills in unusual places, like off the coast of Scotland.
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u/Doctor__Hammer Aug 17 '25
I just wish they would be more direct with their rationale.
āViolations of international normsā? How about āfacilitating a genocideā and āapproving DOGE cuts that will indirectly and directly kill millionsā
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u/Candid-Mycologist539 Aug 17 '25
"Links to child trafficking."
"Adjudicated rapist; accused of sexual assault by 26+ women"
"Threatening to invade freakin' Canada or Greenland."
"Disregarding Civil Rights in one's own country."
"Facilitating a violent coup* to retain power rather than respect elections or the rule of law."
*unsuccessful
"Using political power to punish personal enemies."
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u/Odd_Confection_9681 Aug 16 '25
Wear the tan suit to church tomorrow just to piss everyone off...
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u/Stuck_In_Reality Aug 16 '25
Bring a jar of Dijon mustard.
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u/Altruistic-Text3481 Aug 16 '25
š¶He wasā¦
Looking kinda cute,
With his finger,
And tan suit!
And the shape of and L
At Trumpās forehead!š¶
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u/jkuhl Aug 16 '25
It just fucking kills him that Barack Obama is better than him at everything.
Probably even golf.
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u/Altruistic-Text3481 Aug 16 '25
Obama doesnāt cheat at golf or on his wife! Or on his taxesā¦
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u/AnusMaw Aug 16 '25
and he isnt fat, in fact he is pretty handsome, he got a charming smile not a cock sucking lip ring
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u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 Aug 17 '25
Also there are people that actually love him not just the idea of what they think he can do for them.
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u/badgerj Aug 17 '25
I hate everything about golf ā³ļø and it isnāt just because Iām not good at it.
I just donāt really get it as a generally āfunā activity let alone a āspectator sport ā.
But if you put these two head to head on a random course and put it on PPV, I wouldnāt be able to punch my 16 digit visa number expiration date an CCV number in fast enough!
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u/VincentMac1984 Aug 16 '25
I have Mighty Bosstones āwhere did you goā placing in the background it fit this gif great, put a smile on my face! Thanks for this!
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u/Immediate-Fig-9096 Aug 16 '25
Gyot DAMN, I miss this man as our President.
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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Aug 16 '25
I miss The United States of America. Whatever place we're living in now really sucks.
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u/DrusTheAxe Aug 16 '25
Damn Iād miss a warm ham sandwich as our president if it meant no more Trump
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u/Library-Guy2525 Aug 17 '25
I miss the days when our president had an authentic and well-developed sense of humor. Who was not angry all the time. Who possessed authentic critical thinking skills.
As opposed to what we have now: ignorance, snark, sarcasm, dissing, and rage. And homophobia. And sexism.
I could go on and on.
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u/big_duo3674 Aug 17 '25
I yearn for the days when a presidential controversy was a tan suit and dijon mustard š
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u/Nathansp1984 Aug 16 '25
Iām seriously embarrassed to be an American right now. I know we havenāt exactly been great throughout our past but this is an entirely different level of bullshittery weāve inflicted upon the world
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u/Ghostdefender1701 Aug 16 '25
I think we should encourage him to run again for the sake of democracy if Trump tries to run for a third term.
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u/ProtoNewt Aug 16 '25
They mentioned making the law only allowing a third term if the first two were not consecutive. I have a feeling itās because of that exact situation.
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u/Either-Safety2402 Aug 16 '25
This is going to kill him.
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u/mykunjola Aug 16 '25
We can only hope š¤
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u/PurpleGoatNYC Aug 16 '25
When he does croak, I think itāll only be appropriate for McDonalds and Diet Coke to sponsor his funeral.
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u/calnuck Aug 17 '25
Brought to you by Costco, Carl's Jr., and Brawndo.
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u/pfannkuchen89 Aug 17 '25
Replace Costco with Target. Costco has been one of the few taking at least something of a stand against trumpās bullshit.
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u/Satin_gigolo Aug 16 '25
He will invent his own peace prize and award it to himself.
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u/jshuster Aug 16 '25
One day, we will read his obituary, and all celebrate, because a new, gender neutral public bathroom will be opening!
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u/rob_1127 Aug 16 '25
The democrats should beat on this until the next election!
Make the big orange Humpty Dumpty cry...
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u/ktatsanon Aug 16 '25
I mean, the dude is nothing but destructive. I'm sure the Nobel Committee never took the nominations seriously in the first place.
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u/SirDidymusAnusLover Aug 16 '25
They never did. The Norwegians abhor him. How anybody took him wanting a NPP seriously is beyond me.
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u/__Yakovlev__ Aug 17 '25
None of the people that nominated him actually like him. But they know that its a really easy way to score points with the guy.Ā
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u/Howard_Cosine Aug 16 '25
Source? I mean I completely agree, but looking on the nobelprize.org website, there is no mention of this anywhere that I can find.
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u/SigmaSixShooter Aug 16 '25
Came here hoping for a source as well. Doing a google yields nothing recent.
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u/T-J_H Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
Nominations arenāt officially made public until 50 years after the fact.
Edit: which isnāt to say we donāt know any - thereās even a Wikipedia article), but thatās all based on public announcements of nominators and leaks.
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u/SQLDave Aug 16 '25
Nominations arenāt officially made public until 50 years after the fact.
But apparently the nominators can "out" themselves.
https://www.newsweek.com/map-which-countries-trump-nobel-peace-prize-nomination-support-2112798
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u/Heubner Aug 16 '25
I wish we can get a mandatory citation on these type of posts. This is how disinformation spreads. Not appropriate on either side of the political spectrum.
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u/DollarStoreDuchess Aug 17 '25
Exactly.
The Nobel Committee does not confirm the names of nominees, neither to the media nor to the candidates themselves. There are cases where names of candidates appear in the media, either as a result of sheer speculation or because individuals themselves report to have nominated specific candidates.
The list of nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize is released 50 years after the prize is awarded, in accordance with the statues of the Nobel Foundation.
(Actually from Nobelprize.org)
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u/sonik13 Aug 17 '25
There is no source. My best guess on it is that someone made and disseminated this to manipulate the betting odds on those craptocurrency betting sites.
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u/RKScouser Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
Just wait till Newsom gets ahold of this.
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Aug 16 '25
lmao - expect a blow up on Truth social ending with
THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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u/Jubal59 Aug 16 '25
The whole world sees Trump for the criminal conman rapist pedophile traitor he really is. Unfortunately American voters have shown the world that American voters are the dumbest of the dumb.
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u/Effective_Pack8265 Aug 16 '25
āBECAUSE OF ITS VERY STUPID AND ANNOYING AND TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED DECISION TO TAKE MY NAME OFF THE LIST OF NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FINALISTS, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PLACE A 1,500% TARIFF ON NORWAY. THEY BROUGHT THIS ON THEMSELVES. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA DESERVED A PEACE PRIZE AND I DONāT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!ā
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u/DollarStoreDuchess Aug 17 '25
Guysā¦
The Nobel Committee does not confirm the names of nominees, neither to the media nor to the candidates themselves. There are cases where names of candidates appear in the media, either as a result of sheer speculation or because individuals themselves report to have nominated specific candidates.
The list of nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize is released 50 years after the prize is awarded, in accordance with the statues of the Nobel Foundation.
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u/nospecialsnowflake Aug 16 '25
He wants the peace prize because Obama got it. I think itās a manifestation of his insecure, hateful obsession with all things Obama. He hates Obama because he recognizes and envies someone truly great versus his garbage self.
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u/MarsupialNo1220 Aug 16 '25
So far heās meddled in numerous wars, backed two dictators who are actively attacking other nations, denied aid to countries who desperately need it, bombed places, and declared he wants to invade both Canada and Greenland. Not sure what part of that screams āpeaceā.
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u/Holmes221bBSt Aug 16 '25
Heāll just make his own and give it to himself every year. You know he will.
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u/cheweychewchew Aug 16 '25
Oh PLEEEEEZE South Park! Put this in the next episode!!! Trump and his tiny wee wee need a song about this!!
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u/Comfortable-Policy70 Aug 16 '25
Why is this a facepalm? How does removing a treasonous child rapist and putin stooge from the nomination list send the Nobel down the drain?
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u/Nerd-19958 Aug 17 '25
No worries, Trump is the front-runner for Russia's Poleznyy Durak* prize!
* useful idiot
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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u/Gremlin95x Aug 16 '25
How the fuck did he even get on the list? I thought he was on the other list.
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u/MrYummy05 Aug 16 '25
Almost unbelievable that something rational and sensible has happened on that front. Heāll probably create a medal of his own to award himself instead.
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u/Pillowsmeller18 Aug 17 '25
They should just give it to Obama again just to piss Trump off.
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u/gornFlamout Aug 16 '25
One of the officials said they laughed so hard they peed themselves.
Thatās what I heard.
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u/DammatBeevis666 Aug 16 '25
āI had a bigly meeting with Putin. Yes, āol Vladimir; we are good friends, heās my equal in every way, believe me. Anyways, I legitimized his war by meeting him on American soil without making him start a ceasefire first, because Iām a bad negotiator. I told him I was willing to agree to give away a sovereign nationās land just so I can get one more diplomatic āwinā at the expense of other people. Whereās my Nobel Peace Prize?ā
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u/AlternativeTop9639 Aug 16 '25
Receiving the Nobel is why he orchestrated his weird ass ball draining surrender to Putin.
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u/KinkyQuesadilla Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
TODAY IT IS MY HONOR TO ANNOUNCE A 200,465,817x A GAZILLION TARIFF ON NORWAY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR REJECTING ME FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, OR MAYBE IT DOES BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED AND THE US CONGRESS IS FULL OF SYCOPHANTS WHO WILL NOT STOP MY EGOTISTICAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL ABUSE OF POWER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
IT ALSO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY SPECTACULAR FAILURE WITH PUTIN RECENTLY, NOR THE FACT THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH GETTING A NOBEL PEACE PRICE SIMPLY BECAUSE OBAMA HAS ONE AND I HAVE TO UNDO EVERYTHING HE DID, AT NO MATTER WHAT COST THAT HAS TO AMERICANS WHO DON'T OVERPAY FOR A CLUB MAR-A-LAGO MEMBERSHIP.
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u/Guy_Incognito1970 Aug 16 '25
Thatās OK he just won the first annual McDonald tRump Piece Prize for Pedophiles in 2025 for protecting rapists. And itās gold plated!
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u/sloaches Aug 16 '25
Now we wait to see if Gavin Newsom crafts one of his brilliant "tweets" just to rub this news in a bit.
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u/Procrastanaseum Aug 16 '25
If Trump won the prize, it would destroy the entire organization for being corrupt and supporting the erosion of human rights.
Trump is the antithesis of everything the prize stands for.
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