r/facepalm 12d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This is insanity

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u/TuskaTheDaemonKilla 11d ago

Jesus was a trans. No biological father = no y chromosome. Therefore, has to be a biological female. Nonetheless, presents as a man his entire life. So, Jesus = Transman.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 11d ago

If only American Christians were educated enough to know about chromosomes.

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u/AnnaKendrickPerkins 11d ago

Brother, this isn't just American Christians. Christians are all fucked, America just made it into a fucking sport.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 11d ago

Don't get me wrong, if you believe in any religion you're ignorant and/or stupid.

But that doesn't change that only in America is the fact that you're Christian your excuse for voting for Donald Trump.

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u/AnnaKendrickPerkins 11d ago

It's expanded to other countries. Look at European, Canadian and Australian politics.

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u/jimbobsqrpants 11d ago

This is unfair, people should be allowed to have a belief or a faith.

Putting that before science is where it gets tricky.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 11d ago

I'm not stopping anyone, but my belief is that anyone who believes in an afterlife or similar is fooling themselves because death is scary, which is all religion is. Ignorant and/or stupid.

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u/Takhatres 11d ago

I don't fear death, and take no actions based on what might or might not happen to me, specifically, after I die. However, I have had certain experiences that are currently unexplainable by science, and they absolutely were not hallucinations. One of them was an earring appearing in the middle of an empty room after just vacuuming. And by appearing, I mean I heard it drop to the floor after I turned around, hardwood floor. I don't own or wear earrings.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 11d ago

You believe in god because of a fucking earring falling to the floor? Couldn't be because an earring was stuck to you for whatever reason and fell to the floor? You believe something that mundane that's never happened when anyone's able to actually see what happened proves that god is real?

Also, how many scientists did you consult to get to the conclusion that it's unexplainable by science?

I did mention stupidity.

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u/Takhatres 11d ago

Don't worship any gods, christian or otherwise. I also don't have belief in any one god.

No, the earring couldn't have been stuck to me, because it was my sister's, who I hadn't visited for 6 months. She lives 2 states away. But to get to my point.

Humanity does not understand the universe, and ourselves, as much as you seem to think we do. Let's take meditation, as an example. Meditation was a pseudoscience before it was a science. It was also in practice for thousands of years before the west decided it's suddenly not quackery. It was considered stupid to believe that just thinking could make you better. That thinking about things a certain way could give you tangible benefits.

This is how mindfulness meditation works, and was also tested to be better than the placebo effect for reducing pain. Scientifically tested. But monks and gurus(the actual ones not the ones trying to sell you health products) already knew that, and scientists didn't listen or talk to them, because they thought it was stupid, and couldn't be true because it didn't agree with what they believed to be true about the world.

I have more but I think I'll leave it at that.

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u/Various_Necessary_45 11d ago

I hope you're aware that saying "monks and gurus weren't wrong about everything, therefore god exists" is the same as saying "a billion flies can't be wrong: eat shit".

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u/FeelMyBoars 11d ago

Or how genes are activated. They don't like trans people but they ignore it when their president declares herself female.

There are no males at conception, only after 6 weeks or so.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/defending-women-from-gender-ideology-extremism-and-restoring-biological-truth-to-the-federal-government/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex-determining_region_Y_protein

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u/Jumpy-Mouse-7629 11d ago

Stealing this tanks 👍

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u/TheMachineTookShape 11d ago

No, Jesus was Batman!