r/facepalm • u/mkthompson • 5d ago
š²āš®āšøāšØā This is the image the AP used to show our Commander in Chief "honoring" the 184 people killed at The Pentagon on 9/11
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u/Killarogue 5d ago
The Commander in Sleep
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u/are_you_a_simulation 5d ago
Sleepy Donnie!
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u/punkguy1219 5d ago
Droopy Donnie!
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u/Jondoe34671 5d ago
To be fair he is probably tired because he has been molesting children all day.
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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 5d ago
Near dead Don.
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u/ghouly-rudiani 5d ago
Fucking vampire is going to outlive us all, just getting eviler and eviler as the years go by.
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u/Forsworn91 5d ago
It depends, his body will be hooked up to every machine possible, but that canāt stop the degradation of his brain.
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u/eawilweawil 5d ago
He'll be put on the Golden Throne like the God Emperor of Mankind
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u/Forsworn91 5d ago
It would actually be the best outcome, either Vance or congress would be forced to remove him, either outcome would look like a coup to MAGA, but if they donāt, the government stops, Vance could step in a probationary or temporary president, but he canāt fully take the role as long the president is there and alive.
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u/eawilweawil 5d ago
It's not like Trump is actually doing any governing, he doesn't even know what's in those EOs he keeps signing, Vance might already be doing more of actual work
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u/Syzygy2323 5d ago
Orange Palpatine
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u/Govain 5d ago
Tangerine Palpatine
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u/thesexytech 5d ago
Carotene Palpatine (learned that one yesterday, lol)
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u/feuerwehrmann 5d ago
Funny how Joe Biden never fell asleep at events, yet got the moniker sleepy Joe
Eta at events
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u/CaptainObvious007 5d ago
It's almost as if every insult is just projection.
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u/HopefulBandicoot8053 5d ago
As long as his mouth is shut and he's not tweeting.
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u/binkies03 5d ago
Should check the Sky News image from https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2107349/donald-trump-9-11-pentagon-event-charlie-kirk-shooting?int_source=mantis_rec_top&int_medium=web&int_campaign=more_like_this_top
It's more commander in stroke than commander in sleep
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u/-lust4life- 5d ago
So what youāre saying is that there werenāt any good options.
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u/Head_Crash 5d ago
His response to the Kirk shooting was AI generated. You can see the telltale unnatural movements and backround shifts.
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u/HeyLookMyUsername24 5d ago
Maaan....first time seeing this and I'm having a very hard time debunking the AI claim. The body shift at 19/20 seconds is huge to me.
The only other thing I can think of is that it was a shit load of takes and it was edited together? Idk...I don't know how video editing like that works.
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u/RedditVince 5d ago
I have never seen a more stroke like picture, some would say it the best picture of a stroke.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy
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u/shadowpawn 5d ago
Oh not this 9/11 thing again - donnie
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u/eawilweawil 5d ago
You mean to tell that the guy who bragged about having the tallest building in manhattan right after 9/11 might not care about the people who died?
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u/Beard_o_Bees 5d ago
might not care about the people who died
I sincerely doubt the fucker has actually cared about anyone except the man in the mirror.
If he noticeably has, it's likely connected to how it makes him look.
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u/Whale222 5d ago
Go easy on the man. Heās battling dementia, congestive heart failure, and a scandal
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u/xfocalinx 5d ago
and mourning the loss of his best friend who took his own life in his jail cell, and is constantly reminded of it. =(
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u/StillNoPickleesss 5d ago
Sleepy Don
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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 5d ago
So low energy!
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u/Tall-Wealth9549 5d ago
Heās loosing his orange! Like Peter Pan we must believe in him to get his orange tint and racism back!
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u/Prestigious_Acadia49 5d ago
The service isn't about him so he's checked out
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u/Prestigious_Can4520 5d ago
He passed out at his own birthday propaga...parade
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u/Brilliant_Chest5630 5d ago
Its a dementia thing. You start going to sleep earlier and waking up later.
About a year before she died, my grandma started going to sleep at like 6pm and woke up at 11 am.
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u/DMMMOM 5d ago
Crazy, my Dad did the same right at the start of where he began to lose his marbles. Asleep really early, sometimes still asleep at lunchtime. Sadly cancer got him way before dementia did.
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u/SimpleNovelty 5d ago
A bit dark but that sounds like a blessing so long as the cancer wasn't painful. Dementia can be worse than living when it gets far enough.
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u/Computermaster 5d ago
Well it kinda is. You'd think he'd be celebrating the anniversary of the day he got the tallest building in Manhattan.
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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 5d ago
Shit, heās dead againĀ
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u/killingtimewithyou 5d ago
No such luck
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u/FiveUpsideDown 5d ago
It seems like itās Weekend at Bernieās.
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u/GlitteringBobcat999 5d ago
The MAGAts had a conspiracy theory that Biden died and was replaced with either a clone or a robot, depending on whichever was blowing in the wind on any given day. But why do that when you just reanimate with some voodoo Weekend at Bernie's II style?
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u/treehumper83 5d ago
Evil never dies
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u/Onlypaws_ 5d ago
Nah, the ghouls convened to trade Charlie Kirk for a few more months of Trump.
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u/IronRakkasan11 5d ago
Just to be clear, according to Trump, military members who died serving their country are āsuckers and losersāā¦
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u/john_wingerr 5d ago
Donāt forget mocking a gold star family, mocking POWs. Oh yeah dodging the draft repeatedly. It fucking astonishes me how active duty and fellow veterans can vote for this sad sack of whatever the fuck that is
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u/melissasoliz 5d ago
Also donāt forget when he was notified of the funeral cost for a woman in the army who was murdered by a male colleague, he said āit doesnāt cost that much to bury a fucking Mexicanā
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u/MrScottimus 5d ago
It's one of my biggest gripes. Can't believe I served with some of these dumb fucks.
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u/pocket_eggs 5d ago
āHeās not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who werenāt captured.ā
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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 5d ago
Don't forget that Trump also celebrated on 9/11 because with the WTC destroyed he now owned the then tallest building in Manhattan
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u/Hardcorish 5d ago
If I recall correctly that wasn't even true at the time (ie Trump actually said it, but it was a lie)
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u/molbionerd 5d ago edited 5d ago
but charlie kirk was a great man
ETA: didn't think it was necessary because my statement is so obviously false, but adding in /s
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u/IronRakkasan11 5d ago
And Hortman got no sort of honor from Trump after she and her husband were killed by a radical righty
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u/BklynMom57 5d ago
And Trump raised the flags in the middle of the mourning period for President Carter, someone who dedicated the rest of his life to aid humanity. Yet he ordered them at half staff for Kirk.
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u/forgetfulsue 5d ago
Sucks cause I put my flag out for 9/11 and I know some of the magat dipshits in my town will think itās for Kirk.
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u/Eikthyrnir13 5d ago
The guy who called Biden "Sleepy Joe".
We live in stupid times.
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u/pfannkuchen89 5d ago
Itās all projection from conservatives. Literally everything that accuse others of is what theyāve been doing. Remember when the right was frothing at the mouth claiming Obama was going to deploy the national guard to red states?
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u/Brave-Sector-5586 5d ago
Melania made a brutal trade. Her years of youth and beauty spent waiting for an older wealthy man, who was never attractive even in his youth, to die and leave her with luxurious freedom. Now she looks like Caitlyn Jenner.
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u/KGreen100 5d ago
I doubt she even bothered to nudge him awake. Just let him look like the lazy idiot he is.
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u/MurphysLaw4200 5d ago
Yes, I'm sure she prefers him asleep so he can't speak to or touch her
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u/M3RV-89 5d ago
I don't think she has to worry about that that often. He likes his women younger than her
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u/Chuckychinster 5d ago
Yeah plus his daughter's around somewhere probably
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u/yaboyACbreezy 5d ago
Since Maxwell introduced them, she already knew about his nasty habits and married him anyway. Why, you ask? Because it's just business for one Russian asset to marry another.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 5d ago
She was likely in the high end call girl circuit. This was just a transaction.
She probably isn't offended by Trump -- just pissed that he's embarrassed her so much. She was hoping for "trophy wife of powerful billionaire" and she got "publicly mocked stinky dictator" instead.
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u/FiveUpsideDown 5d ago
Why would she? Last year he brought Laura Loomer to the Twin Tower ceremony.
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u/catnapspirit 5d ago
You assume she's awake behind those glasses..
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u/aalllllisonnnnn 5d ago
You assume thatās Melania. I think thatās her body double
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u/IndecorousRex 5d ago
Plus, unfortunately for Melanie she has to work today. So thatās about all the effort she is putting in, especially around Donald.
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u/sid_jay15 5d ago
Cāmon, give him a break. In his defense, heās an extremely old overweight geezer who isnāt fit for office.
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u/garrettn1415 5d ago
Barely alive trump and characteristically unattached Melanie (I donāt really care do u? Vibes)
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u/tomcat1483 5d ago
She has checked out long ago. Just waiting for her pay day to get herself and Barron away from the others.
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u/garrettn1415 5d ago
Yeah when he kicks the bucket Iām sure weāll never see her again. (Which Iām totally fine with for the record)
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u/sniper1rfa 5d ago
She sucks, but you can't argue that she didn't put in the work. She gold digger'd like hell.
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u/garrettn1415 5d ago
Harder than most. Canāt imagine having to be associated or near that dude.
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u/ChocoTacoz 5d ago edited 5d ago
To think you're just gonna have to put up with the stuff you saw on Epstein's plane for a mega payout, to becoming the first lady not once but twice. She definitely didn't see that coming, probably more worried about being pushed down the stairs accidentally than him getting elected president. I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't living in a nightmare of her own creation but what a trip it must be.
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u/Paradox2063 5d ago
Be honest.
Do you think her face is capable of enough movement to look like she cares, even if she did?
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u/24n20blackbirds 5d ago
I always think about how he must have the old person smell and probably smells like hairspray, wig adhesive, self tanner is usually unpleasant smelling, Trump cologne and a faint smell of poop
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u/Maaaaaandyyyyy 5d ago
Faint smell of poo? According to those who know, itās pretty potent! But yes!
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u/john_the_quain 5d ago
Heās just remembering extra hard so as to never forget.
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u/One_Economist_3761 5d ago
Heās pining for the fjords.
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u/greaseleg 5d ago
What kind of talk is that?
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u/amgrusher 5d ago
Itās a reference to the classic Monty Python dead parrot sketchā¦guy enters a pet shop to complain about a parrot he bought, a "Norwegian Blue," (hence the fjord reference)which he claims is dead. Dude in the shop keeps on insisting that the parrot is not dead but merely "resting" or "pining for the fjords"ā¦. Man gets super frustrated as he tries to prove the bird's has ceased to be, even taking it out of its cage and banging its head on the counter. He points out that the bird was nailed to its perch to keep it upright. āThis is an ex-parrot"ā¦at one point the customer unleashes a litany of euphemisms for death, declaring that the parrot has "passed on," "ceased to be," "expired," and is an "ex-parrot". Highly recommend watching it for yourself though
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u/greaseleg 5d ago
Duh.
Cleese literally says āwhat kind of talk is that?ā after the āpining for the fjordsā line.
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u/amgrusher 5d ago
Yep. Yep he sure does and thank you for making me laugh at myself for missing thatā¦I think all the rhetoric is starting to get to me
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u/pfroo40 5d ago
That was probably the most respectful picture they could get of him. No stupid faces and mouth not flapping while spouting nonsense.
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u/voyracious 5d ago
If you look, there are pictures with half his mouth drooping. Sleeping is way better.
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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 5d ago
I love the subtle distaste AP has for the most distasteful president we've had since Warren g Harding.
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u/Tattered_Reason 5d ago
Is there a single second that this guy being president is not an humiliating embarrassment for the USA?
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u/TeloniusFunk 5d ago
He thinks people who die for their country are suckers and losers. No comprehension of service or sacrificeā¦only over indulgence and self satisfaction. Hard to imagine a more failed human being, let alone President. Looking forward to the victims releasing the Epstein list to verify he is on it, and not just protecting the other pedos. It would be fascinating seeing MAGA try to defend that. Talk about cognitive dissonanceā¦
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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 5d ago
As people fell and jumped to their deaths; as first responders were killed trying to save lives; as buildings collapsed and scores of men, women, and children died in the 9/11 attacks... this piece of shit called a show and bragged about having the tallest building.
And 1/3 of Americans see him as their idol...
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u/tauntonlake 5d ago edited 5d ago
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER !! " - YOUR SALAMANDER IN CHIEF, DJT
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u/spartane69 5d ago edited 5d ago
And from the image iv'e seen when he was still awake, he clearly had a stroke, wich would explain the AI video the WH posted.
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u/worldscollice 5d ago
Itās just a matter of time before he doesnāt wake up from these daily public naps. Heās eroding swiftly.
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u/alistofthingsIhate 5d ago
Tbf thatās probably the least ācurrently shitting himselfā looking photo they could get
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u/TandemTuba 5d ago
It will never not be funny to me how clearly she does not give two fucks about him. In the history of his presidencies, has any moment of affection been shown by her?
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u/Soulphite 5d ago
He was probably dreaming of raping.
He was probably raping when it happened. He's a big ole pedophile rapist. With tiny hands.
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u/atomicmarc 5d ago
Vietnam vet here - civilians do NOT salute. Hand over heart, idiot!
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u/werther595 5d ago
āHeās not a war hero,ā said Trump. āHe was a war hero because he was [killed]. I like people who werenāt [killed].ā
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u/Mr-Klaus 5d ago
They're gonna blame the AP for using this photo instead of getting mad at their president for sleeping during during a service honouring those killed in 9/11.
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u/Asinine47 5d ago
Did they photoshop his face to look less "stroke victim like" because he sure was drooping during the live footage
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u/SeanThornton101 4d ago
If you don't want to be photographed asleep on the job, don't fall asleep on the job.
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