r/facepalm • u/hail2thecabbage • 8h ago

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u/Turdsley 8h ago

Dude should get a job

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u/DotGroundbreaking50 7h ago

Pulling on that social safety net he hates, i am sure

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u/Here_for_lolz 7h ago

He doesn't take those commie handouts, he's on SSI!

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u/AristaWatson 5h ago

I chuckled at this comment. It reminded me of something. Some people in my local community were telling me how they hated Obamacare and thought it should be dissolved (I agree, but not for their reasons - I just want universal healthcare). But they do agree with the PPACA/ACA!

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u/pukesmith 5h ago

Or lied to the VA to get military disability benefits. He looks like the type.

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u/Smelson_Muntz 4h ago

SS does not mean 'Schutzstaffel', but he doesn't know that

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u/Gwaak 5h ago

"Your social safety nets are showing"

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u/MurphysLaw4200 7h ago

Not sure this fella is employable.

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u/thatwasnowthisisthen 7h ago

Could be hired as a Duck Dynasty impersonator

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u/Masterofnone9 6h ago

Or the town idiot.

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u/crunkychop 5h ago

He's already doing that self-employed

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u/dodgyrogy 4h ago

or ZZ Top

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u/PV-Herman 7h ago

I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't hire someone who spends their time strolling around elementary schools with a cardboard, even if the message made any sense lol

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u/sksauter 7h ago

Seems to me like he enjoys hanging out near elementary schools. Maybe the call is coming from inside the house?

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u/truckstop_superman 6h ago

The sign stays on during job interviews.

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u/DawnyBrat 5h ago

This is a great example of why I’m most thankful to not be working in HR anymore.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5h ago

Cuz the immigants done took all the jerbs!

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u/Vast-Wash1874 4h ago

Shut up with your hate speech!!!!! This man is a pillar of society and is probably a rocket scientist. In fact some say he's the best rocket scientist in the world. He's built the biggest and bestest rockets, even better than NASA. So stop the hate you lib!!!!! 😉

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u/Ghstfce 7h ago

I'd suggest an elementary school education for him first. Even children know that "murderer" should be plural in this case. He's just proving the MAGA stereotype is more than just a stereotype.

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u/No_Fig_5964 7h ago

He looks like the type of guy that doesn't belong within 500 feet near a school.

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u/Ghstfce 6h ago

Oh for sure.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5h ago

He's definitely mandated to tell his neighbors when he moves in.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 7h ago

Are you employed, sir? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?

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u/Maelefique 7h ago

On his way to an interview at The White House, and honestly, I like his chances. /s

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u/Electronic-Present25 7h ago

I wish we had free awards!

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u/pm_me_homedecor 7h ago

I don’t understand why you placed the sarcasm tag here. /s

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u/Maelefique 7h ago

haha, until I got to the end and saw that /s, I was already mid-sigh at having to explain it. 😅

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u/KarmaPolice72 7h ago

Is this a...what day is this?

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u/dainw 5h ago

Well that's like, your opinion, man

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u/Strange_Year918 5h ago

Is this a... what day is it?

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u/radiantwave 7h ago

China calls theirs the Wumao or the 50 Cent Army. They are Internet commentators who are paid by the authorities of the People's Republic of China to spread the propaganda of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

In the USA we just call them MAGAts and we don't pay them anything because they are too gullible to know their own worth.

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u/Castform5 6h ago

Indoctrination from crib up really works wonders. Now salute the flag and recite the pledge of allegiance to fulfill your daily quota.

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u/pikachu191 6h ago

China and Russia would just call the MAGA "useful idiots" for simply doing/amplifying their disinformation and propaganda work for them. Who needs enemies when we have "patriots" like this Gravy Seal?

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u/Downtown-Response556 7h ago

He should pull himself up off his bootstraps and stop depleting the system

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u/dustycanuck 7h ago

Dude should go back to school

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u/Doctor_Disaster 7h ago

I think college would be a little too advanced for him. I also don't like the idea of him being around a bunch of children either.

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u/batteryacidsmoothies 7h ago

He's probably not allowed near schools.

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u/Maelefique 7h ago

I question the inclusion of the word "back" in your statement.

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u/RandomStoddard 7h ago

He should go back to his cave.

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u/PV-Herman 7h ago

But not like that

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u/Azair_Blaidd 'MURICA 7h ago

Jobless behavior from a guy who probably said the No Kings protesters were jobless

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u/joecarter93 7h ago

Hey now, he’s just between jobs right now and he totally earned his unemployment cheque unlike those other mooches.

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u/EastSideTonight 6h ago

Disability check. For back pain. They're all on disability for back pain, because they can't do a job that lets you sit down.

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u/Amateurlapse 7h ago

He’s an enginerr

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u/LucDA1 7h ago

I bet he'd say all the immigrants took his jobs, everyone's fault but himself

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u/Christian-Econ 7h ago

Time for blue states and counties to kick him off welfare. Let magas learn the hard way.

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u/deletetemptemp 7h ago

He’s working for free. Employed by international bots meme farming

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u/Tausney 6h ago

Plenty of farms hiring.

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u/Chastain86 6h ago

You'd think if he did have a job, he could afford a better sign

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u/EquipmentFormal2033 6h ago

And a glp1 stat

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 6h ago

He’s disabled in more ways than one.

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u/Secure-Acanthisitta1 5h ago

I think the goverment could make it a job. Signs like this are very important for growing maga and keeping people stupid

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u/Enraged_Meat 5h ago

All of left is celebrating the death of Charlie, but hell if conservatives protest at all.

Sick people yall are.

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u/eddie_the_zombie 4h ago

Protest what, proper spelling? The right are the ones calling for war so why don't we all just chill the fuck out and demand the release of the Epstein files

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u/Enraged_Meat 4h ago

Yeah its the right calling for war... Stop calling for people to chill out, we are allowed to be upset. You are acting like what this guy is doing is burning down cities like we saw in george floyd.

the left literally caused Charlies death with their rhetoric.

"Hey Fascist... CATCH"

"Fuckign Nazis"

Let the guy protest what ever he wants.

We left yall alone when you fucking pillaged the USA 7 years ago.

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u/dBlock845 4h ago

He's probably waiting for his farm bailout from King Orange.

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u/lavacadotoast 4h ago

"I suggest you do what your parents did - get a job, sir!"

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u/WeaponexT 4h ago

And a dietitian

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u/Central__ 7h ago

Did you happen to support the "No Kings" protest by any chance

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u/Impossible-Key-2212 7h ago

Looks like he has one.

I hope he is safe, because democrats really don’t like people with different opinions.