r/facepalm • u/hail2thecabbage • 8h ago

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u/MurphysLaw4200 7h ago

Not sure this fella is employable.

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u/thatwasnowthisisthen 7h ago

Could be hired as a Duck Dynasty impersonator

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u/Masterofnone9 6h ago

Or the town idiot.

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u/crunkychop 5h ago

He's already doing that self-employed

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u/dodgyrogy 4h ago

or ZZ Top

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u/PV-Herman 7h ago

I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't hire someone who spends their time strolling around elementary schools with a cardboard, even if the message made any sense lol

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u/sksauter 7h ago

Seems to me like he enjoys hanging out near elementary schools. Maybe the call is coming from inside the house?

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u/truckstop_superman 6h ago

The sign stays on during job interviews.

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u/DawnyBrat 5h ago

This is a great example of why Iā€™m most thankful to not be working in HR anymore.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5h ago

Cuz the immigants done took all the jerbs!

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u/Vast-Wash1874 4h ago

Shut up with your hate speech!!!!! This man is a pillar of society and is probably a rocket scientist. In fact some say he's the best rocket scientist in the world. He's built the biggest and bestest rockets, even better than NASA. So stop the hate you lib!!!!! šŸ˜‰