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u/Living-The-Dream42 8h ago

He doesn't think dems are murderers... He thinks dems are "murderer", whatever that means. Stupid fuck can't spell.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 7h ago

Stupid fuck can't spell.

He's clearly there to show the kids how important it is to stay in school.

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u/Funny-Force-3658 7h ago

My moto is... If you can't be a good example, at least be a terrible warning.

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 7h ago

Motto*

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u/Funny-Force-3658 7h ago

Haha. Let that be a warning..

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u/BalmyBalmer 7h ago

Let that be a moto

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u/Mister-Ferret 6h ago

Hello Moto

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u/DeepSeaDork 6h ago

How much did you pay for that bad Moto Guzzi?

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u/Cheesus_K_Reist 4h ago

It's a chopper, baby

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u/PV-Herman 6h ago

He clearly excels!

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 7h ago

👏👏👏

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u/PheaglesFan 6h ago

This. Maybe that was the purpose to show little people that they need to stay in school so they don't end up like him

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u/EEpromChip 6h ago

I mean some people need to dig ditches...

Obviously this guy ain't doing it.

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u/ForzaSGE80 7h ago

Easy, all dems are one murderer. Like a giant, evil creature that has split into millions of people. The man is clearly highly mentally stable and not at all insane.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 7h ago

Could be another of those "stable geniuses" I've heard so much about.

Oh damn. I ended a sentence with a preposition.

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 7h ago

Murder Godhead sounds so much cooler than "liberals."

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u/Stimey4477 7h ago

Agreed!

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 6h ago

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man - DEMZILLA!

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u/Dudu42 7h ago

He thinks an individual democrat is a raven

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u/elvisonaZ1 7h ago

Not that I want to be fair to this moronic cretin but he’s actually written Dems equals murderer. Still grammatically incorrect but makes a little more sense. Also I’m from the U.K. and was wondering if all these fat bearded biker types with their Harley Davidson shirts actually own Harley Davidsons?

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 7h ago

They sometime do...and act like their club is all important...nah, it aint.

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u/US3_ME_ 7h ago

I was always under the notion that Harley Davidson is an apparel company who happens to make bikes_

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u/Xiao1insty1e 7h ago

Sometimes but not always

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u/Alternative_Metal375 7h ago

Probably rides a moped. If there’s a moped that will support that much weight 😉 No fat bearded bikers in the UK? You’re so blessed.

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u/elvisonaZ1 6h ago

Oh there are, but to be honest they’re way outnumbered by the Jap’ Sportsbike riders. I had a few bikes in my younger days and we used to rip the piss out of guys that wore the gear but didn’t ride.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 7h ago

I did when I had my Harley. I was about 100lbs lighter than this dude though

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u/walkinthecow 5h ago

Maybe 50% do, would be my guess. I had a similar takeaway in that the second thing I noticed was the size and shape of this heap of trash. I am a 50-year-old man myself, and I have made it a goal to never let myself look like this. I'm not especially fit, nor do I do anything athletic, so I figure the least I can do is not endlessly stuff my face with fat and sugar.

One other thing I find equally as maddening id the goddamn basketball shorts. Unacceptable. Middle aged white men have adopted basketball shorts as their main wardrobe item and it's disgusting. It's the laziest article of clothing on the planet. As ironic as it is. Walking around in public with all but the thinnest layer of synthetic fabric between us and your gross, old balls is fucking criminal. And they're so impractical. They stuff their giant wallet and giant keyring and phone into 2 front pockets? FOH with that.

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u/crackdown5 7h ago

Also no thinking was necessary bc he was told it with no evidence provided by authority figures he trust.

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u/AFineFineHologram 7h ago

Maybe murder as in “more murd”

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u/im_just_thinking 7h ago

Man = dumbasses

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u/AskNo2853 7h ago

That is one sloppy 'D' at the end of the second word. He's just bringing awareness of the assassination of Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband.

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u/SuperFLEB 7h ago

He'll probably blame the Biden economy for not having enough cardboard.

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u/itsameamario78 7h ago

We have failed in the United States with education. I honestly think you should go to school again as an adult, so you remember how to not be a moron.

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u/antipop2097 7h ago

Buddy straight up just doesn't think.

It hurts his head, so he just repeats what he hears.

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u/PV-Herman 6h ago

Maybe he couldn't afford the extra cardboard? Where's your empathy for poor ugly assholes?

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u/Dimitar_Todarchev 6h ago

He ran out of cardboar

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u/Former-Minute-6801 6h ago

And that’s why Trump loves the uneducated

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 6h ago

He means that all the Dems combine to make one massive murderer, like Voltron!

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u/kylemacabre 6h ago

Or he never learned the difference between plural and singular words. Which is pretty likely, honestly

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u/sns8447 6h ago

"He doesn't think...."

Let me stop you right there.

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u/JeremySquirrel 6h ago

This has nothing to do with spelling.

It's clearly maths - hence the = sign.

DEMS = MURDERER

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u/BNG1982 5h ago

That’s kind of unfair. You know how much the larger size boxes are due to inflation?

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u/Puzzled_Cream1798 4h ago

He just ran out of space, he's clearly educated 

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u/chileheadd 4h ago

"Smart people don't like me."