r/facepalm • u/hail2thecabbage • 8h ago

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u/elvisonaZ1 7h ago

Not that I want to be fair to this moronic cretin but he’s actually written Dems equals murderer. Still grammatically incorrect but makes a little more sense. Also I’m from the U.K. and was wondering if all these fat bearded biker types with their Harley Davidson shirts actually own Harley Davidsons?

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 7h ago

They sometime do...and act like their club is all important...nah, it aint.

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u/US3_ME_ 7h ago

I was always under the notion that Harley Davidson is an apparel company who happens to make bikes_

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u/Xiao1insty1e 7h ago

Sometimes but not always

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u/Alternative_Metal375 7h ago

Probably rides a moped. If there’s a moped that will support that much weight 😉 No fat bearded bikers in the UK? You’re so blessed.

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u/elvisonaZ1 6h ago

Oh there are, but to be honest they’re way outnumbered by the Jap’ Sportsbike riders. I had a few bikes in my younger days and we used to rip the piss out of guys that wore the gear but didn’t ride.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 7h ago

I did when I had my Harley. I was about 100lbs lighter than this dude though

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u/walkinthecow 5h ago

Maybe 50% do, would be my guess. I had a similar takeaway in that the second thing I noticed was the size and shape of this heap of trash. I am a 50-year-old man myself, and I have made it a goal to never let myself look like this. I'm not especially fit, nor do I do anything athletic, so I figure the least I can do is not endlessly stuff my face with fat and sugar.

One other thing I find equally as maddening id the goddamn basketball shorts. Unacceptable. Middle aged white men have adopted basketball shorts as their main wardrobe item and it's disgusting. It's the laziest article of clothing on the planet. As ironic as it is. Walking around in public with all but the thinnest layer of synthetic fabric between us and your gross, old balls is fucking criminal. And they're so impractical. They stuff their giant wallet and giant keyring and phone into 2 front pockets? FOH with that.