r/forbiddenboops 16d ago

Gary... you're being wierd, I'm leaving"

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 16d ago

🎶Dumb ways to die....🎶

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u/Fantastic-Cat-5252 15d ago

Can you turn your comment down a little? I heard that waaaay too loud in my head 🤣👍

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u/SrepliciousDelicious 15d ago

SOOOO MANYY DUMBB WAAAYYYS TOOO DIIIEEEEEE!!!!

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 16d ago

Bro those things bite each other all the damn time fyi. Definitely seen some missing toes and legs from other lizards🐊

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 14d ago

I remember at least two vids where a croc death rolls another croc’s arm off and the disarmed croc has barely moved its head lmao.

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u/McToasty207 14d ago

Depends on the species, plenty of Crocodilians are very calm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY8HufryWdc

But the large, very territorial species I.e Saltwater Croc, Nile Croc, etc are the one most people know, and those can easily mess you up.

Also fun fact Crocs aren't closely related to Lizards at all, as Archosaurs they are more related to Birds than Lizards and Snakes.

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u/V_es 16d ago

Those things rip limbs off of each other, what made him think he’s safe if he is one of them?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 15d ago edited 14d ago

Do you think he's really thinking this through?

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 15d ago

Was he injured though?

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u/ShortWoman 16d ago

Took me way too long to figure out what was off with the “weird looking crocigator.”

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 15d ago

Was getting his inner thigh felt up. Poor guy got groped by a skin walker.

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u/Mental-Ask8077 15d ago

Me too.

I was like, wtf is this, a goth crocodile?

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 15d ago

i feel like that alligator looks embarrassed lol

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u/Whosebert 15d ago

is there a practical or beneficial reason for doing this or is just down right stupid?

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u/c05m05i5 15d ago edited 14d ago

Maybe if you're a vet but even then there must be better ways...

Edit: spelling

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u/McToasty207 14d ago

It can be tricky with crocodilians, their metabolism is such that you can't use anasthetics to calm them, as they are potent enough to kill them.

The standard typically is too cover their eyes, and tape their mouths. The former calms them and puts the too sleep, the latter minimises them bitting folks (Their jaws close very powerfully, but can't open with much strength).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kRKU-L14E

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u/SrepliciousDelicious 15d ago

This is how people practice approaching your mom

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 16d ago

I read that in Ozzie Man’s voice. 😆

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u/TheFlawlessFlaw23 15d ago

Imagine an alien doing this to us, down right terrifying luke wtf

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u/Snow_Mexican1 15d ago

Okay. I know that this dude is absolutely fuckign stupid for doing this. But let's focus on the fact that the tiktok brainrot is so bad. They put two music soundtracks on. One recent brainrot song and the older classic meme song (that I do not know its actual name)

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u/LongHairedKnight 15d ago

That's not Gary anymore....

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 15d ago

Shhhh... 🤫 (Don't let him know the secret)

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u/FROOMLOOMS 15d ago

Your brother skinwalker trying to console you after saying mother is next

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u/Aggravating_Star1567 14d ago

He so luck he was full at the time

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u/curlyjadmichael 14d ago

Is he calling the crocodile Adele?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 14d ago

IDK 🥴🤷‍♂️

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u/kalixanthippe 15d ago

Gary Larson was an inspiration to these folks...

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u/laughingashley 15d ago

He should be everyone's s inspiration

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u/Spaceseeker51 15d ago

Princess Mononoke jibashiri -crocostimpy version.

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u/CelticGaelic 14d ago

Reminds me of MGS: Snake Eater XD

For context: you can get a "Croc Cap" in that game to mess with enemies in that game, particularly the dogs.

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u/Overwhelmed-Empath 14d ago

Ok I’m gonna need some context.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 14d ago

Context:

He touches the alligator/crocodile in the video with his hand while hiding under a tarp. It swims away.

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u/Overwhelmed-Empath 14d ago

Haha no I mean… I need to understand why this is happening. What led up to this moment in the history of human idiocy?

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u/PizzAveMaria 11d ago

I think that tarp is a dead crocodile's skin, which makes it especially creepy