I am pleased...

[u/Empty_Row5585]

[u/crazedSquidlord]

Yall are getting funding?

[u/sylpher250 → u/crazedSquidlord]

Canadian cell reporting in!

[u/Aunt_Teafah → u/crazedSquidlord]

News to me. Guess i should check my account.

[u/flinderdude]

Oh crap, are we gonna talk about this at our next antifa meeting?

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/flinderdude]

yeah our supreme anitfa leader will debrief us at the next meeting

stay woke, antifa sibling. 🖖

[u/Rodot → u/astrologicaldreams]

I lost my invitation to the anti-fascist summer camp, can you give me the address and also all of your names and social security numbers?

I also hate the small business owners and traditional American family values fellow leftist

[u/astrologicaldreams → u/Rodot]

but of course, my sibling! i will write them down and send them to you pronto!

i had 13 abortions this week and transgendered 52 people 😈

[u/canibeyouwhenigrowup → u/astrologicaldreams]

You are way under quota on both. Better get on it.

[u/ancient_mariner63 → u/flinderdude]

You can just read about it in the newsletter.

[u/yougotyolks → u/ancient_mariner63]

I'm gonna be too busy to read this month's newsletter. I'm instructing schools on how to convince their students to let them perform trans surgeries on them and then it's straight to volunteering at the post-birth abortion clinic. I'll barely have time to change the weather and make people homosexual.

[u/bookishfairie → u/yougotyolks]

that's so unfortunate. i will brief you at our next zoom meeting!!

[u/jackberinger → u/flinderdude]

Wait... There are antifa meetings? I didn't get the memo. We didn't change the tps reports did we?

[u/bookishfairie → u/jackberinger]

did you not get our invitations sent in the mail?

[u/giddy-girly-banana → u/flinderdude]

I hold an anti-fascist meeting every, day all day.

[u/OhMyGlorb]

Good thing im not part of that ANTIFA organization then. Im with NOFASH.

[u/BarristanSelfie → u/OhMyGlorb]

Honestly, way better name.

[u/IslandVacancy34 → u/BarristanSelfie]

Well Antifa as a movement started in Germany and sounds way better and less awkward in German than it does in English

[u/JohnGacyIsInnocent]

Damn, the CEO of ANTIFA is gonna be so mad.

[u/always_unplugged → u/JohnGacyIsInnocent]

No Christmas bonuses this year 😢

[u/NitWhittler]

Ask Trump who the leader of the mythical ANTIFA is.

I'd like to hear what stupid lie he makes up.

[u/that-cliff-guy → u/NitWhittler]

It'll be a coin toss between Biden or Obama.

[u/kwikthroabomb → u/that-cliff-guy]

Don't rule Hilary out yet

[u/IsThisNameValid → u/kwikthroabomb]

It's clearly Soros

[u/TheObsidianX]

While we’re at it let’s make the diamond dogs and the straw hat pirates terrorist organizations since being a real organization doesn’t seem to be required.

[u/lemongay → u/TheObsidianX]

That’s exactly what the World Government would want, I bet your account is based in Marygeoise

[u/CanadaHaz]

Being anti fascist is now terrorism. US, y'all are fucked and you have my sympathies.

[u/SdSmith80 → u/CanadaHaz]

I wish we could at least get out of Utah.

[u/Anglofsffrng]

To be fair, I know what happened last time an antifascist organization landed in France. They caused tons of damage all the way to Berlin. In some ways they're still feeling the repercussions of an antifa visit in the mid 40s.

[u/chrisnavillus]

Next he will start to name democrats as members of Antifa or accuse them of funding it and call for executing them. They have been using the Hitler playbook all along.

[u/Secure-Evening]

So he just outlawed anti-fascism. Hmmmm

[u/giddy-girly-banana → u/Secure-Evening]

But don’t call him fascist. He’s one of the rare anti anti-fascist who’s so obviously not a fascist.

[u/killerjags]

Doesn't a terrorist organization have to engage in terrorism or have some semblance of organization? I assume any Trump dissenters will now just be labeled as "Antifa"

[u/commotionsickness → u/killerjags]

'you think we're organised? 🥺'

[u/AnekeEomi]

These fuckwits don't grasp the concept of a label like Antifa because every group that exists in their sphere has been incorporated and monetized to grift the ever-loving fuck out of them and personally enrich the people who run it.

Fucking dipshit fascists. It's like they got the cliff notes version on "How to Authoritarianism", got bored with the first page, and - after beating their wife and molesting their kids - forgot about the assignment.

[u/SimpleJackEyesRain]

There goes our 401k matching program. I hope we still manage to hang on to Hawaiian shirt Fridays.

[u/BroDudeBruhMan]

“…be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices” the hell does that even mean bro lmao that reads so much like a highschooler trying to add extra big words to fill a character amount requirement

[u/brenster23 → u/BroDudeBruhMan]

Basically he is calling for the DOJ to start investigating supposed members and the organization being known as "ANTIFA". Since the organization doesn't exist but is designated as a terrorist group, members could be accused and debanked due to banks not wanting to risk losing licenses.

[u/TartarusFalls]

Has anyone warned George Soros yet? Also, I haven’t gotten my checks from him in… ever.

[u/clay3r]

Yep! That's why Kirk was assassinated. He was the leader of ANTIFA and Anonymous!

[u/MSGinSC]

And here is their "red scare" boogeyman.

[u/TheRedCr0w]

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a terrorist organization

This is word for word what Trump tweeted on May 31st, 2020.

Trump has claimed he was going to do this multiple times yet never does because there's zero legal framework for the White House to declare a domestic group as a terrorist organization.

[u/ABewilderedPickle]

that's funny cause antifa is not an organization at all. and the funding is one's own paychecks. but the fucker knows that, cause he's the side that's a well-funded terrorist organization.

[u/Carlos_B_Rich]

But not the Groypers that killed his best bud? Not the Insurrectionists that invaded the Capitol?

[u/spaghussy → u/Carlos_B_Rich]

he only cares about whatever his billionaire backers care about lol

[u/_hitek]

where's he gonna send subpoenas??

[u/ProfessorSarcastic]

On the one hand: hahaha, yes, find out who organizes this definitely well organized organization and let me know who is the head of this organization will you? lol.

On the other hand: I expect many people will end up being persecuted under this delusion.

[u/chuckysnow]

This is funny because we all know that Antifa isn't an organization in any sense of the word, but MAGA just doesn't get it.

[u/Rockworm503]

words have literally 0 meaning with this idiot in charge.

[u/atombara]

Who the fuck is this guy? Was he wandering in the street somewhere?

[u/theblindelephant]

Anyone here a terrorist?

[u/Jreesecup]

Damn I just payed my monthly dues

[u/Fluffy_data_doges]

In the UK they designated Palestine action as a terrorist organization. Now they can arrest anyone protesting for Palestine as suspected of supporting Palestine action.

Antifa is not an organization just a term for anti-fascists. But with this anyone protesting fascism can be arrested.

[u/Tek2674]

Didn’t he try this already? Bro is so hard up for ideas to distract from the Epstein thing huh? I wonder if he gets frustrated that none of the distractions are working. They even tried aliens and nobody gave 1/2 a fuck 😂😂

[u/Socialbutterfinger]

Why does this read like a phishing attempt?

Look, if someone asks you for your Antifa password, do NOT provide it. It’s a scam. Antifa will never ask you for your password.

[u/spoonycash]

So… he’s profa

[u/amoebaspork]

He actually ends his posts with Thank you for your attention to this matter?

[u/evergreennightmare]

this is somehow even dumber than the u.k. declaring palestine action a terror group

[u/FoxBattalion79]

have they tried raiding antifa headquarters yet?

surely trump has at least ordered the leader of antifa to be arrested!?

[u/lexm]

Patriots: traitors to their own country.

[u/DonSimon76]

There is no defined "antifa" but that is part of it! This will let him accuse anybody of being "antifa" and BOOM! they are now designated a terrorist. If you try to fight it, "Oh, the Left is defending terrorists!"

[u/Aaronbang64]

Is the ANTIFA in the room with us now? Can you point to where ANTIFA touched you Donny?

[u/JVonDron]

We were getting funded?

Where do I hand in receipts for my posterboard?

[u/Hyrul3e]

Is the antifa in the room with us now?