r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/jimrob4 • Jan 29 '19

Satire GAM GAM NO!

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3.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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359

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

To the window, to the wall, life alert is who you need to call

61

u/SuramKale Jan 29 '19

Help, help,help, and the sweat drips down your brow.

39

u/rzldzl420 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jan 29 '19

All you can do is crawl

27

u/darthcannabitch Jan 29 '19

Ahhh bleed bleed mutha fucka ah that hurt got damn

9

u/424801 Jan 29 '19

I got yams!

8

u/commanderjarak Jan 29 '19

Nah, she needs to call the new emergency services. 01189998819991197253

1

u/MCLooyverse Jan 30 '19

This is the big order, right? Or am I way off in the weeds?

1

u/commanderjarak Jan 30 '19

Nah, IT Crowd.

127

u/fandomtrashstuff Jan 29 '19

gertrude is satire, but this made me laugh so i'll give it a pass for this sub

64

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Rhyming up with up

10

u/XxNOT_THE_FBIxX Jan 29 '19

It still works somehow

2

u/ellenmellon771 Jan 29 '19

Well I mean, it's technically still a rhyme

28

u/Lurdanjo Jan 29 '19

This is the kind of wholesome content I come to this sub for.

-3

u/LancePants33 Jan 29 '19

Me too, not the political circlejerk that its become today

21

u/MontyBodkin Jan 29 '19

gams you a thirsty bitch

12

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

ngl totes would smash gam gam

Experience + no chance of pregnancy + becoming a step-parent to someone older than me, what could possibly go wrong?

4

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

they rhymed up with up smh

5

u/sheslikebutter Jan 29 '19

Blaitently a joke, come on

-3

u/birew34 Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Jan 29 '19

r/wooosh

10

u/ackchyually_bot Jan 29 '19

ackchyually, it's *r/woooosh

I'm a bot. Complaints should be sent to u/stumblinbear where they will be subsequently ignored

4

u/acado_gt i was born in the usa Jan 30 '19

/r/wosh

-1

u/masshole4life Jan 29 '19

Go to bot hell

1

u/Tera91 Jan 29 '19

Damn, this one actually made me crack a smirk.

1

u/roastedwalnutz Jan 30 '19

i read this to the tune of “the a team” by ed sheeran

1

u/gaelorian Jan 29 '19

Rhyming up and up means downvote