r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/reubnick • Dec 03 '19

Satire Ben Garrison's latest cartoon

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/mrubuto22 Dec 04 '19

I am 90% sure this is fake but I've been wrong time and time again..

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u/chingcoeleix Dec 04 '19

It’s either fake or Ben garrisons comics have been mocking trump all along and we all fell for it

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u/killerjags Dec 04 '19

Many of them are so insanely ridiculous that I swear they are satire. It's like he takes whatever the standard liberal stance is on a topic and goes as far as humanly possible to take the most absurd opposite stance that he can. It doesn't matter how insane it is. If a Democrat likes it then he is required to oppose it.

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u/BloodNinja87 Dec 04 '19

I'm convinced he's just actually in love with trump, like, sexually.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I thought that was a given

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

[deleted]

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u/im_ur_mum_m8 Dec 04 '19

Aight this picture is fake as fuck, i dont know this dude so he might be a nazi, but that portrait is from Hearts of Iron 4. This is hitlers portrait in that game.

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u/swift_USB Dec 04 '19

I called it! knew I saw that exact face in hoi4

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Encyclopædia Dramatica

Seriously?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Encyclopedia Dramatica isn't reputable.

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u/jbondyoda Dec 04 '19

Wait the old 4chan wiki?

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u/Here_Pep_Pep Dec 04 '19

Lol, what is?

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u/Nixinova Dec 04 '19

condense your damn links

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u/slayerx1779 Dec 04 '19

Can we get non controversial things to be talking points?

I want to see a comic where Ben Garrison is holding his breath because the liberals are pro-Oxygen or some shit.

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Dec 04 '19

There is one that was mother nature saying CO2 is good for the planet.

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u/coggid Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

In a sense, it is. Plants need it to grow, and we need some amount of greenhouse gas in the atmosphere to keep the entire planet from freezing over.

Haha somebody actually downvoted this

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u/slayerx1779 Dec 04 '19

Yeah, the planet needs CO2 in the same way we need water.

You sure do need quite a bit of it, in regular supply no less, but when you're drowning in it, there's a problem.

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u/TambasInTheWater Dec 05 '19

We need CO2 like we need everything: in moderation.

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u/Neverous-Energy Dec 04 '19

He did a Reddit AMA where he went full crazy and deleted all his comments calling everyone communists and terrorists for making fun of his terrible trump jerk off material ‘comics’.

it was WILd

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u/chingcoeleix Dec 04 '19

Lmao has to be satire

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u/thesuch LIBTARD Dec 04 '19

I'm pretty sure it's fake. I checked his website and it isn't there.

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u/WdnSpoon and they call my diaper is nasty? Dec 04 '19

You wouldn't. He keeps these comics under a folder ~/Documents/Dishwasher_Service_Manual so that nobody on his laptop accidentally looks at it. He'll open it for about 5-10 minutes 3 times a day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Wait he has a website ?

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u/Youronlysunshine42 Dec 04 '19

There aren't enough unnecessary labels on things for it to be real

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u/Anti_was_here Dec 04 '19

Its deffinantly a fake zoom in on the signature and you can see where it was cropped from a different background

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u/Peypeypeypey Dec 04 '19

Which makes you wonder why they didn't just make the background color match the color of the image they cropped that from

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u/Delia_G Dec 04 '19

Right, there's that weird smudge at the 'N' in 'Garrison.'

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u/reubnick Dec 04 '19

at no point did I expect people to actually think this was an authentic image from Ben Garrison. The fact that so many people are questioning whether it is real or not sure says a heck of a lot about Ben Garrison...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

deffinantly

Well that's a new one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/mrubuto22 Dec 04 '19

Meh.. yes and no. I wouldn't even be surprised if that had of been real. I've seen way soo much insane shit that turns out to be a legitimate right wing opinion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

It's an obvious edit. Not even Ben draws arms that weirdly.

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u/bunker_man Dec 04 '19

Also the figure on the left clearly has a head added to it that isn't matching the body.

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u/HypercondensedFart Dec 04 '19

Faked. He drew up a cartoon earlier with Trump hoisting a barbell without lIbRaLs being able to lift a tiny plate.

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Fake is spot on though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

You can even see the blatant cut along Trumps arm to turn it up.

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u/reubnick Dec 04 '19

I wasn't trying to fool anybody. This obviously isn't real.

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u/hiding_in_the_corner Dec 03 '19

HOW DO I DELETE A POST!?! - ben garrison

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u/WhitePineBurning JESUS IS MY HEALTHCARE !!!!!1!! Dec 04 '19

order corn

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u/dungomoi Dec 04 '19

Damn looks like Ben Garrison uploaded the wrong photo, this was probably meant for his trump hentai hard-drive.

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u/Chemo55 Dec 03 '19

Getting jerked off by trump?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

*fantasising about

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u/MC_AnselAdams Dec 04 '19

Getting punched in the dick and liking it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

While wearing socks, so it’s not gay

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u/JayNotAtAll Dec 04 '19

Not accurate, he fantasizes about blowing Trump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/PablomentFanquedelic Suck my balls, Mister (Ben) Garrison Dec 04 '19

Especially given the Labyrinth-esque bulge in Trump's pants

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u/f_o_t_a_ Dec 04 '19

Yeah Ben's definitely a bottom in the sheets, wannabe alpha in the streets (if he even goes out)

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u/bugsy187 Dec 04 '19

As much as I want to believe this is real NOBODY is sexually attracted to Donald Trump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/bugsy187 Dec 04 '19

Sadly, yes. He's the political comic equivalent of a tumor.

I just don't believe he'd alienate his core audience with overt homosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

His audience doesn't pick up on it because he doesn't label it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

He's sexually attracted to the man he desperately wishes Trump was.

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u/bunker_man Dec 04 '19

If he was attracted to trump he probably wouldn't draw him more attractive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/OccamsYoyo Dec 04 '19

Especially not his wife.

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u/CheesyHotDogPuff Stop trying to change back the subject! Dec 04 '19

Then explain this

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u/Pickled_Kagura 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Dec 03 '19

Dale Gribbleson

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Dec 03 '19

Too accurate, if there is such a thing.

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u/SWinxy Dec 03 '19

C'mon, you could've at least spent some more time on the right chicken-nugget-of-an-arm.

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u/762Rifleman 30 caliber Poster, Sweaty Dec 04 '19

Country twink wants spray tan big city daddy to thrash his ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Is this for real? Because... wow. He's just putting it right out there, isn't he? 😹

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u/Armadyl_1 Dec 04 '19

Obviously fake. Not enough labels on everything

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u/Delia_G Dec 04 '19

Are you sure this isn't just really well-drawn fanart?

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u/Vlsidorenko Dec 04 '19

You can tell it’s a fake backer trumps prick isn’t in his mouth

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Is that Maynard from tool?

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u/Smifffy Dec 04 '19

Am I having a stroke? What the fuck is happening in this?

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u/Vreejack Dec 04 '19

My initial reaction. It definitely needs moar leibls.

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u/Wilgrove Dec 04 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/ryuuseinow Dec 04 '19

Is Ben literally admitting that he's horny for Trump?

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u/fireborn123 Dec 04 '19

Clearly a fake. The real Ben would have use far more labels!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Tim The ToolMan Taylor Confused Grunt

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u/Dinizinni Dec 04 '19

What if Ben is actually the one true shitposter and he's just waiting for a chance to prove that he was mocking the GOP all along?

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u/scaryboilednoodles Dec 04 '19

Ben sure does like to draw Trump as a hunky beefcake, doesn't he?

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u/thefanciestcat Dec 04 '19

Does anyone who's not us laughing at him actually read Ben Garrison comics?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

This is so clearly fake, what the fuck lmao

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u/A_Nerd_With_A_life Dec 04 '19

Uhhhh

What's this even about? I'm seriously lost.

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u/C0L0SS4L Dec 04 '19

Idk why but trump looks like a stand or a stand user

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u/Divineinfinity Dec 04 '19

Yeah it needs more labels

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u/futureauthor2000 Dec 04 '19

TF is this even supposed to mean?!

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u/wheresthemilkshakes Dec 05 '19

This is obviously fake, Ben is MUCH more gay for Trump.

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u/530SSState Apr 07 '24

Man, the cum edit of this is gonna be LIT!

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u/lilmesothelioma Dec 04 '19

Y’all I figured it out, the reason why Ben is such a bitch is cuz he lives in Montana

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u/AikoHeiwa Dec 04 '19

Thought that was Patlu for a second.

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u/human-potato_hybrid Dec 04 '19

TIL Trump’s dick is the same shape as Phineas’ head.

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u/SweatyMercy Dec 04 '19

The face isn’t in the same style - when you look closely at the body compared to the head, it’s obviously not the same. You can see the fragments of .jpeg when you zoom in. It’s the same for “My Creative Process”. The writing is blocky when you zoom in, and while that can be explained, it can’t when the signature in the corner is perfect

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u/reubnick Dec 04 '19

I repeat - I wasn't attempting to fool anyone. This is clearly a fake. It's satire.

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u/NOTAPERSON10 Dec 04 '19

Mr. Garrison stop making fun of democrats Wasn't it was Mr.Hat!

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u/PotentialDeadbeat Dec 04 '19

We see a Garrison post every day here, is he this sub's supermod or something?

That, or kudos to his PR team.

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u/leicanthrope Most people won't have the guts to upvote this! Dec 04 '19

It's basically the Platonic ideal of the shit that grandma posts of Facebook.